Ⓝ𝒶𝓇匚[REDACTED]ᗴᖇ
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Post by Ⓝ𝒶𝓇匚[REDACTED]ᗴᖇ on Jun 26, 2024 20:37:05 GMT -5
Only used the work one once and it was true. She wasn’t touching my penis while we were goin at it in the back of the VW rabbit so I wasn’t down to stick around doin all the work. Said “gnar” a lot. I had work at 5am.
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Bob Sacamano
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Post by Bob Sacamano on Jun 26, 2024 20:37:24 GMT -5
My life is over. All I wanted was a 6’4 queen and now my life is over. 😭😭😭
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Jun 26, 2024 23:04:20 GMT -5
I am not reading 11 pages. The fuck is wrong with you guys?
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Ⓝ𝒶𝓇匚[REDACTED]ᗴᖇ
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Post by Ⓝ𝒶𝓇匚[REDACTED]ᗴᖇ on Jun 26, 2024 23:39:14 GMT -5
We were having sex
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sofia
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Post by sofia on Jun 26, 2024 23:48:28 GMT -5
I just realized something, did jonsetsfire horny post himself into oblivion?
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Jun 26, 2024 23:52:32 GMT -5
I hope you used protection with chalz.
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Ⓝ𝒶𝓇匚[REDACTED]ᗴᖇ
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Post by Ⓝ𝒶𝓇匚[REDACTED]ᗴᖇ on Jun 27, 2024 0:16:58 GMT -5
No, he’s in Philly. I’m in California. Huuuuge distance. Plus I am in a committed relationship.
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jun 27, 2024 2:02:30 GMT -5
No, he’s in Philly. I’m in California. Huuuuge distance. Plus I am in a committed relationship. Wait Narc Do you have a girlfriend?
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jun 27, 2024 5:35:46 GMT -5
No, he’s in Philly. I’m in California. Huuuuge distance. Plus I am in a committed relationship. Wait Narc Do you have a girlfriend? guacfriend *
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M
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Post by M on Jun 27, 2024 7:12:52 GMT -5
A man that lives nowhere near me, that said 3 words to me in real life, has slid into my DMs and made me like him. Dammit.
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jun 27, 2024 7:18:41 GMT -5
A man that lives nowhere near me, that said 3 words to me in real life, has slid into my DMs and made me like him. Dammit. ![](https://i.ibb.co/Csr4Njc/Screenshot-2024-06-27-at-5-18-05-AM.png)
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M
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Post by M on Jun 27, 2024 7:21:08 GMT -5
Also, can we talk about something? I was a bigger previously and have lost a bit of weight (a lot of weight). I was never HUGE, just chunkier and a lot of it was covid weight that i started gaining just before covid.. it was like for the past 5 years i was invisible. Noone ever hit on me.. noone ever paid me any attention.
Now i have lost the weight, men are hitting on me again. My mates are telling me i look great. Like, i looked great before. Now i have a small bum and small boobs and men think im hot? I think i was hotter before personally. I have random men coming and talking to me in street. Its very odd.
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M
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Post by M on Jun 27, 2024 7:23:20 GMT -5
A man that lives nowhere near me, that said 3 words to me in real life, has slid into my DMs and made me like him. Dammit. ![](https://i.ibb.co/Csr4Njc/Screenshot-2024-06-27-at-5-18-05-AM.png) hahaha i cant see the pic because of work blocking programme so logged on on my phone and you just made me LOL.. thank you!
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Jun 27, 2024 7:30:58 GMT -5
If you ever want to end a date you have the emergency call homie on standby. Say you have to use the restroom. Text the friend to call and act like there is an emergency in about 15min. Answer when you are back out there and dip.
Men are simple creatures when it comes to looks. The amount of attention I started to get when I began dying my hair red instead of keep my natural brown dramatically shifted as well.
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jun 27, 2024 7:38:02 GMT -5
Also, can we talk about something? I was a bigger previously and have lost a bit of weight (a lot of weight). I was never HUGE, just chunkier and a lot of it was covid weight that i started gaining just before covid.. it was like for the past 5 years i was invisible. Noone ever hit on me.. noone ever paid me any attention. Now i have lost the weight, men are hitting on me again. My mates are telling me i look great. Like, i looked great before. Now i have a small bum and small boobs and men think im hot? I think i was hotter before personally. I have random men coming and talking to me in street. Its very odd. If you ever want to end a date you have the emergency call homie on standby. Say you have to use the restroom. Text the friend to call and act like there is an emergency in about 15min. Answer when you are back out there and dip. Men are simple creatures when it comes to looks. The amount of attention I started to get when I began dying my hair red instead of keep my natural brown dramatically shifted as well. Yep, it's funny to me that there is a specific type of "look" that men are much more likely to catcall in public or gets you unsolicited compliments more. I don't even think it's actually congruent to being seen as more attractive or having more success dating, there are just certain ways to look that will have more strangers commenting on how you look unwarranted, which is interesting. I have short and darker hair now, and curvier than I used to be, and am not struggling with finding a date or anything, despite people leaving me alone in public more than they used to. But when I was thinner with long blonde hair, god did people bother me in public to tell me their apinions on how I looked. And it wasn't even attention I wanted or found flattering. A few times I even had pimps follow me from the train station to ask me if I'm working or if anyone's taking care of me. One of them was especially creepy about it and told me I had a unique and "innocent" look. It is gross as hell There's just a certain look that is considered fair game for guys to just give their comments on, whether or not they're actually interested in you romantically. Ironically, I get more attention than I used to from women now, so that's cool 👍
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regular al
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Post by regular al on Jun 27, 2024 7:59:10 GMT -5
We used to have a thing where a friend would text one of us "code 69" and that meant to call and say your car had broken down.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jun 27, 2024 8:28:17 GMT -5
If you ever want to end a date you have the emergency call homie on standby.
I mean, why not just say "this really isn't working, thanks for coming but I'm going to leave now"
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M
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Post by M on Jun 27, 2024 8:29:17 GMT -5
If you ever want to end a date you have the emergency call homie on standby.
I mean, why not just say "this really isn't working, thanks for coming but I'm going to leave now"
You have never really met men, have you?
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bdg
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Post by bdg on Jun 27, 2024 8:37:16 GMT -5
I will be looking for my husband in Europe the next 11 days. Pray for me.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Jun 27, 2024 8:49:36 GMT -5
If you ever want to end a date you have the emergency call homie on standby.
I mean, why not just say "this really isn't working, thanks for coming but I'm going to leave now"
Because some men do not take kindly to being direct and I'm not trying to put myself in a violent situation with someone I don't know well. Probably something you don't have to worry about.
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Post by concealer on Jun 27, 2024 8:50:55 GMT -5
I will be looking for my husband in Europe the next 11 days. Pray for me. Is he lost?
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bdg
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Post by bdg on Jun 27, 2024 8:55:20 GMT -5
I will be looking for my husband in Europe the next 11 days. Pray for me. Is he lost? He has been missing since 2017 unfortunately
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Street Sweeper BFA
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Post by Street Sweeper BFA on Jun 27, 2024 8:57:13 GMT -5
The amount of attention I started to get when I began dying my hair red instead of keep my natural brown dramatically shifted as well. That’s because natural(looking) red hair is best hair, and there has to be a gene or something that makes us turn into fools for red heads. My grandmother hated redheads with a passion until the day she died, cause my grandfather was apparently a bit of a dog for red haired women. Apparently it’s genetic, cause I inherited the same strong preference despite never meeting the dude. Thanks grandpa
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jun 27, 2024 9:17:03 GMT -5
I mean, why not just say "this really isn't working, thanks for coming but I'm going to leave now"
Because some men do not take kindly to being direct and I'm not trying to put myself in a violent situation with someone I don't know well. Probably something you don't have to worry about.
you all should be carrying.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Jun 27, 2024 9:20:17 GMT -5
Yes, because that is the solution to the problem. I need to carry a gun. Wouldn't want to have the man be held accountable for his own actions.
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Post by M on Jun 27, 2024 9:25:58 GMT -5
Yes, because that is the solution to the problem. I need to carry a gun. Wouldn't want to have the man be held accountable for his own actions. Also what about us in Europe that cant just "carry".
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white Phillies player
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Post by white Phillies player on Jun 27, 2024 9:32:28 GMT -5
Pat do you carry on first dates
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jun 27, 2024 9:33:11 GMT -5
Yes, because that is the solution to the problem. I need to carry a gun. Wouldn't want to have the man be held accountable for his own actions.
I hope that I don't have to clarify that in no way do I understand, condone, or whatever with regards to men being shitbags that way.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Jun 27, 2024 9:33:43 GMT -5
Pat do you carry on first dates
where are you taking me?
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Post by duck on Jun 27, 2024 9:37:11 GMT -5
I mean, why not just say "this really isn't working, thanks for coming but I'm going to leave now"
Because some men do not take kindly to being direct and I'm not trying to put myself in a violent situation with someone I don't know well. Probably something you don't have to worry about. I'll take "Question that only a man would ask" for 100, Alex.
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