oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 1, 2024 20:35:53 GMT -5
cleaning your apartment feel good as hell when you ain't got a bitch in your ear accusing you of having hoes every time you tidy up average arkansas relationship
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John “One Nut” Kruk
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Post by John “One Nut” Kruk on Jul 1, 2024 20:36:07 GMT -5
Y’all need Jesus or something in your life
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 1, 2024 20:37:19 GMT -5
I think I'm going to lay low on the love thread for a bit
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Marco Ducatti
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 1, 2024 20:38:23 GMT -5
Sent my ex a bottle of cologne in the mail a few days ago just to fuck with his head. I know he knows it's gonna be from me and that the first thing he's gonna do when he gets it is look it up so I made sure the first thing that comes up when you find it on google is a review written by me saying how hot and erotic I find it and that I would be so turned on if I smelled this on a man. I finally got him after a year to actually start to move on and get over this but now that it seems like he might actually start to be getting over this I want to up the challenge a little, and I have all the free time in the world so I'm playing mind games. See? Good post. You have just earned leave for this weeks monkey inspection.
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 1, 2024 20:39:41 GMT -5
Yeah I have a doctors note for this week and next and the week after that
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Ⓝ𝒶𝓇匚[REDACTED]ᗴᖇ
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Post by Ⓝ𝒶𝓇匚[REDACTED]ᗴᖇ on Jul 1, 2024 21:21:18 GMT -5
uh oh 👼🏻🕷️ Nice
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 1, 2024 21:32:20 GMT -5
Chalie’s brain apparently only recognizes stereotypes and generalizations, particularly when it comes to women
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Jul 1, 2024 21:37:41 GMT -5
also this should be said loud but dating in the work place... yikes no good a real Dope relationship I had was dating my barista coworker we are still v good friends love u *** One concept I've kicked around is a dating app aimed specifically at tradespeople and professionals who work odd, shitty hours: cooks, nurses, bakers, EMTs, utility workers, etc. Hours, in other words, that could otherwise make dating difficult. Call it Second Shift or some shit. Immediate edit: SwingShift. That's obviously the better name. Too bad I know literally nothing about app development.
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 1, 2024 21:40:39 GMT -5
Chalie’s brain apparently only recognizes stereotypes and generalizations, particularly when it comes to women To be fair women are a lot stronger than men. First they give birth so they have a human head emerge from you know where and second they bleed from you know where.
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 1, 2024 21:42:51 GMT -5
a real Dope relationship I had was dating my barista coworker we are still v good friends love u *** One concept I've kicked around is a dating app aimed specifically at tradespeople and professionals who work odd, shitty hours: cooks, nurses, bakers, EMTs, utility workers, etc. Hours, in other words, that could otherwise make dating difficult. Call it SecondShift or some shit. Immediate edit: SwingShift. That's obviously the better name. Too bad I know literally nothing about app deveiopment. There was definitely something like this around a decade ago (when my bartender friend was talking about it). It was a site that was like “Oddhours.net” or maybe Offhours… don’t remember now. It wasn’t an app though and I doubt it’s still around
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Jul 1, 2024 21:46:11 GMT -5
Chalie’s brain apparently only recognizes stereotypes and generalizations, particularly when it comes to women To be fair women are a lot stronger than men. First they give birth so they have a human head emerge from you know where and second they bleed from you know where. Extremely high LPW (Laughs Per Word) post. Everyone else take notes
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xMOOKAIx
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Jul 1, 2024 21:50:14 GMT -5
watching my ex subtweet me is very funny because i wanna know just what exactly it is that she thinks i did sooooooo bad because i am 100% innocent of whatever it is but also whoooo cares (me i do) are you in a middle school relationship?
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jul 1, 2024 21:51:43 GMT -5
watching my ex subtweet me is very funny because i wanna know just what exactly it is that she thinks i did sooooooo bad because i am 100% innocent of whatever it is but also whoooo cares (me i do) are you in a middle school relationship? Why, you got pointers?
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jul 1, 2024 21:58:24 GMT -5
Also what does subtweet mean
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jul 1, 2024 21:58:48 GMT -5
Chalie’s brain apparently only recognizes stereotypes and generalizations, particularly when it comes to women To be fair women are a lot stronger than men. First they give birth so they have a human head emerge from you know where and second they bleed from you know where. beautiful mind post
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 1, 2024 21:59:35 GMT -5
that “don’t swim where another man drowned” post still haunts my dreams
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jul 1, 2024 22:00:39 GMT -5
Also what does subtweet mean When you talk/post about someone in particular but don't name them
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Post by neatneatneat on Jul 1, 2024 22:04:28 GMT -5
Chalie’s brain apparently only recognizes stereotypes and generalizations, particularly when it comes to women To be fair women are a lot stronger than men. First they give birth so they have a human head emerge from you know where and second they bleed from you know where. A post so nice I had to read it twice, thank you
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 1, 2024 22:05:59 GMT -5
You’re welcome! Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes
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Post by concealer on Jul 1, 2024 22:10:47 GMT -5
Also what does subtweet mean I too have always wondered this but with never enough gusto to actually look it up
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 1, 2024 22:11:08 GMT -5
Chalie’s brain apparently only recognizes stereotypes and generalizations, particularly when it comes to women To be fair women are a lot stronger than men. First they give birth so they have a human head emerge from you know where and second they bleed from you know where. I think I read this in a Mother’s Day card
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Post by concealer on Jul 1, 2024 22:12:09 GMT -5
You’re welcome! Even a blind squirrel gets a nut sometimes Chalie when he gets a nut
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Jul 1, 2024 22:13:42 GMT -5
I'm gonna say that as a generalization women (particularly women in subculture, like hardcore) seem to value sharing similar interests with someone more than their male counterparts do. There are a lot of generalizations I could make as to why that is but it would just be talking out of my ass as everyone has their own reasons and to be honest I don't really know why. All I know is that whatever preferences someone has, barring something ridiculous like having very high physical standards when you don't have a history of getting that kind of person to pay attention to you, is honestly gonna be fine and as long as you're not delusional about whether you have the capability to attract someone like whatever it is that you like I don't think it actually hampers your chances of finding someone to love. We live in different times now that your dating pool can be anyone with an internet connection you can reasonably get to and I think the average person can afford to care more about dumb stuff like that and be ok. Really if you're a kind and well-adjusted person that's pursuing something that gives your life a sense of purpose and you don't smell bad you're already ahead of the vast majority of the pack and there is definitely someone out there for you. Also, I found this to be very insightful and helpful.
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 1, 2024 22:15:05 GMT -5
Also what does subtweet mean When you talk/post about someone in particular but don't name them This is interchangeably called subtweeting or vaguebooking depending on the part of the internet you spend more time on, they mean the same thing
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 1, 2024 22:16:07 GMT -5
To be fair women are a lot stronger than men. First they give birth so they have a human head emerge from you know where and second they bleed from you know where. I think I read this in a Mother’s Day card They do say women never forget so you’re probably right
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 1, 2024 22:16:17 GMT -5
i always thought subtweet was just quoting a tweet on twitter 🤷🏻♂️
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 1, 2024 22:16:35 GMT -5
I think I read this in a Mother’s Day card They do say women never forget so you’re probably right who says that
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jul 1, 2024 22:19:03 GMT -5
Also what does subtweet mean I too have always wondered this but with never enough gusto to actually look it up Doing the lord’s work
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Bob Sacamano
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Post by Bob Sacamano on Jul 1, 2024 22:22:08 GMT -5
Sent my ex a bottle of cologne in the mail a few days ago just to fuck with his head. I know he knows it's gonna be from me and that the first thing he's gonna do when he gets it is look it up so I made sure the first thing that comes up when you find it on google is a review written by me saying how hot and erotic I find it and that I would be so turned on if I smelled this on a man. I finally got him after a year to actually start to move on and get over this but now that it seems like he might actually start to be getting over this I want to up the challenge a little, and I have all the free time in the world so I'm playing mind games. this rocks so much
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Marco Ducatti
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 1, 2024 22:22:35 GMT -5
Subtweeting is posting something about someone where they think they won't see it, or posting about someone specific but not mentioning them by name
Jesse is a good example of this, as she does this often about the board
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