Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jul 6, 2024 18:11:36 GMT -5
Bdg genuine question but do you get bored easily with men? hell yeah here we go again
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stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on Jul 6, 2024 18:25:37 GMT -5
luv sippin on some tea
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Jul 6, 2024 18:49:08 GMT -5
Ya wait what the FUCK pat????? They were a problem so I got rid of them Sometimes I feel this way about my pinky toes. My feet I think would feel much better without them!
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Jul 6, 2024 18:50:09 GMT -5
Also obnoxious laugh check in!!!!!
I’m a shrieker/cackler
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oogracie👻
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Post by oogracie👻 on Jul 6, 2024 18:58:43 GMT -5
It all sounds prettttttty good to me!
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Jul 6, 2024 19:05:44 GMT -5
Bdg genuine question but do you get bored easily with men? hell yeah here we go again
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 6, 2024 19:06:08 GMT -5
Also obnoxious laugh check in!!!!! I’m a shrieker/cackler Yup, that’s how my girlfriend is! I kinda find it endearing
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 6, 2024 19:19:10 GMT -5
Also I think it’s safe to say that based on the last page you guys need to take better care of your feet. If my feet looked like that I would have no choice but to get a pedicure and just try to put every ounce of my energy into not kicking the lady in the face while in the chair.
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 6, 2024 20:39:26 GMT -5
Can yall pick up a tennis ball with your toes? I can (or used to be able to). I can unscrew a lid on a soda bottle, bring to mouth to take a drink, and put cap back on with my feet. I’m very dexterous. Also can throw a ping pong ball across the room with startling velocity and accuracy okay you are a monkey
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burp
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Post by burp on Jul 6, 2024 23:47:52 GMT -5
chicks with annoying laughs man
fuck my shit UP
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 6, 2024 23:58:02 GMT -5
Also obnoxious laugh check in!!!!! I’m a shrieker/cackler Yup, that’s how my girlfriend is! I kinda find it endearing Girlfriend ?!?!?
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morte
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Post by morte on Jul 7, 2024 0:06:41 GMT -5
Please don't ask.
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 7, 2024 0:08:41 GMT -5
Yup, that’s how my girlfriend is! I kinda find it endearing Girlfriend ?!?!? Yes! I don’t know if you caught it but we made things official a couple weeks ago. I’m very excited! We got plans to see blink 182 soon the end of July
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Ronaldo Artest
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Jul 7, 2024 0:14:06 GMT -5
i need chalie to be my wingman
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 7, 2024 0:16:14 GMT -5
Yes! I don’t know if you caught it but we made things official a couple weeks ago. I’m very excited! We got plans to see blink 182 soon the end of July Congrats dude At least SOMEONE is getting laid around here 🙄
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 7, 2024 0:17:34 GMT -5
chicks with annoying laughs man
fuck my shit UP
dude YES burp
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Jul 7, 2024 0:30:34 GMT -5
chicks with annoying laughs man
fuck my shit UP God, I love Fran Drescher. The way she delivers the line "this isn't the Sixties—we don't have this men taaality anymoah"* in This Is Spinal Tap sends me. * It's impossible to transcribe, really.
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crobssssss
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Post by crobssssss on Jul 7, 2024 0:34:07 GMT -5
Just read she is going to be in Spinal Tap 2! (Which I didn’t know was a thing until now)
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Jul 7, 2024 0:39:20 GMT -5
Yes! I don’t know if you caught it but we made things official a couple weeks ago. I’m very excited! We got plans to see blink 182 soon the end of July Congrats dude At least SOMEONE is getting laid around here 🙄 Thank you! We match each other’s energies so it’s a good combo!
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 7, 2024 16:59:48 GMT -5
I saw a Tinder match at the Dry Cleaning show and I totally blew it! Turns out she was a friend of a friend who passed her number on to me 🤝
what if I said something like “haha hey what’s up it’s me Sofia from Tinder (where you didn’t respond to me) and the Dry Cleaning show (where we didn’t talk) sooo um I heard you have a weyes blood tattoo and that’s really cool because I love weyes blood. Oh and another thing I heard you like Blind Girls. Well guess what I’m the only person on BiL who likes that band. How’s about we go to the blind girls show in NYC next month?
*twirls hair*
Best, Sofia”
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xMOOKAIx
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Jul 7, 2024 18:36:55 GMT -5
i like blind girls sofia dont lie to your future wife, that is a bad way to start a relationship
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 7, 2024 18:40:10 GMT -5
*okay FINE Mookai likes blind girls too**
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bonerinsweatpants
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Jul 7, 2024 18:47:25 GMT -5
low key have a thing with girls with raspy ass voices
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jul 7, 2024 18:57:15 GMT -5
high key have a thing for talented and intellectual women
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xMOOKAIx
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Jul 7, 2024 19:00:25 GMT -5
only boys can be smart, homo
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 7, 2024 19:07:23 GMT -5
high key have a thing for talented and intellectual women
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 7, 2024 19:08:05 GMT -5
high key have a thing for talented and intellectual women You have a girlfriend
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Jul 7, 2024 19:13:53 GMT -5
high key have a thing for talented and intellectual women You have a girlfriend My girlfriend is a talented and intellectual young woman who attended an all girls catholic high school, and we are establishing a couples’ reading and art hour weekly thank you very much
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 7, 2024 19:19:08 GMT -5
My girlfriend is a talented and intellectual young woman who attended an all girls catholic high school, and we are establishing a couples’ reading and art hour weekly thank you very much Then say *woman
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Jul 7, 2024 19:32:53 GMT -5
high key have a thing for talented and intellectual women
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