antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Jul 7, 2024 20:30:58 GMT -5
My girlfriend is a talented and intellectual young woman who attended an all girls catholic high school, and we are establishing a couplesโ reading and art hour weekly thank you very much Gocnitive therapy ๐
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oogracie๐ป
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jesse camp's ex
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Post by oogracie๐ป on Jul 7, 2024 20:34:44 GMT -5
Thanks I died hahahahah
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Yung Nick
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troubled yoot
I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 7, 2024 21:21:09 GMT -5
Couples reading hour??? More like clean the fuckin dishes bitch it smells like shit in this kitchen I have brews to catch with the boys by the highway while we throw nickles at random windshields from a hidden position
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Yung Nick
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troubled yoot
I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 7, 2024 21:22:15 GMT -5
Jk but fuck that bro reading should be done alone in silence. Is this a third grade mat session or sumn????
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 7, 2024 21:26:45 GMT -5
couples reading and art club does sound like itโs gonna attract the worst types of people that love sniffing their own farts and talking over each other
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 7, 2024 21:27:14 GMT -5
I once wen't on a date where it was her idea to read together at a coffee shop. shit fuckin sucked
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tandoori jones
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lake dues
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 7, 2024 21:28:06 GMT -5
I once wen't on a date where it was her idea to read together at a coffee shop. shit fuckin sucked you just wanted to read her nipples like brail amirite sof
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 7, 2024 21:29:20 GMT -5
i want 2 hold hands and have her lay one on me preferably on a nice day near some water im easy to please
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Frank Rizzo
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Post by Frank Rizzo on Jul 7, 2024 21:30:46 GMT -5
The only thing I wanna do at a coffee shop is get coffee, keep the reading and poetry shit for after hours.
unless:
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crobssssss
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Post by crobssssss on Jul 7, 2024 21:33:47 GMT -5
couples reading and art club does sound like itโs gonna attract the worst types of people that love sniffing their own farts and talking over each other Sniffing farts you sayโฆ๐
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 7, 2024 21:35:44 GMT -5
I once wen't on a date where it was her idea to read together at a coffee shop. shit fuckin sucked then she showed me her axolotl, should've asked if she liked hum
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Jul 7, 2024 21:36:37 GMT -5
axolotl is a weird name for female genitalia but both are attractive in a similar way
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Tstigz
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Hope everyone is doing well and having a nice day
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Post by Tstigz on Jul 7, 2024 21:38:37 GMT -5
Iโd love you cuddle you next to the water big s and then Iโd show you my salamander
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vague form
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Post by vague form on Jul 7, 2024 21:40:41 GMT -5
Been known to read both Romantic poetry and romance novels in bed. High and low brow lovers only
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 7, 2024 21:49:54 GMT -5
i want 2 hold hands and have her lay one on me preferably on a nice day near some water im easy to please I mean this with no ill intentions but do you ever get bored of making the same post
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Jul 7, 2024 21:53:13 GMT -5
i want 2 hold hands and have her lay one on me preferably on a nice day near some water im easy to please I mean this with no ill intentions but do you ever get bored of making the same post One must imagine Sisyphus happy
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 7, 2024 21:58:25 GMT -5
i want 2 hold hands and have her lay one on me preferably on a nice day near some water im easy to please I mean this with no ill intentions but do you ever get bored of making the same post no itโs like a lungfish album
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 7, 2024 22:00:52 GMT -5
MY SYMPTOM IS MY CURE
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 7, 2024 22:06:17 GMT -5
posting in my corner batting my eyelashes
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Ronaldo Artest
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Antifa Supersoldier
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Jul 7, 2024 22:15:06 GMT -5
Let Sofia post goddammit!!! Yโall are overly critical of her!!!!
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 7, 2024 22:18:33 GMT -5
It's too late I am already crying
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oatmeal
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killed pat
:-D
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 7, 2024 22:18:44 GMT -5
Canโt a lesbiana yearn?!!?
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thefarce
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Post by thefarce on Jul 7, 2024 22:21:49 GMT -5
high key have a thing for talented and intellectual women I only care if she's leveraging that talent and intellect to get fat stacks, I wanna retire early
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 7, 2024 23:03:44 GMT -5
Canโt a lesbiana yearn?!!? quiero esposa
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burp
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Post by burp on Jul 7, 2024 23:27:07 GMT -5
it's weird, I also have a thing for successful, brilliant, beautiful, fit, charismatic, empathetic, sexy, big titted, big assed, long legged, creative, warm, cold, mysterious, well dressed, worldly, humble, blonde or brunette women also.
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Jul 7, 2024 23:28:29 GMT -5
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jul 7, 2024 23:31:20 GMT -5
it's weird, I also have a thing for successful, brilliant, beautiful, fit, charismatic, empathetic, sexy, big titted, big assed, long legged, creative, warm, cold, mysterious, well dressed, worldly, humble, blonde or brunette women also. Don't think you're aiming high enough tbh
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oatmeal
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killed pat
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 8, 2024 0:39:54 GMT -5
Canโt a lesbiana yearn?!!? quiero esposa Ten fรฉ y paciencia mi blanca hada๐๐ผ
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 8, 2024 8:45:12 GMT -5
Soy un dulce รกngel bebรฉ ยฟPor quรฉ la vida debe ser asรญ? Oh, el dolor. Mama Mia
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 8, 2024 9:22:29 GMT -5
I saw a Tinder match at the Dry Cleaning show and I totally blew it! Turns out she was a friend of a friend who passed her number on to me ๐ค what if I said something like โhaha hey whatโs up itโs me Sofia from Tinder (where you didnโt respond to me) and the Dry Cleaning show (where we didnโt talk) sooo um I heard you have a weyes blood tattoo and thatโs really cool because I love weyes blood. Oh and another thing I heard you like Blind Girls. Well guess what Iโm the only person on BiL who likes that band. Howโs about we go to the blind girls show in NYC next month? *twirls hair* Best, Sofiaโ I used AI to help me get a gf hereโs whatโs what ChatGPT wrote Sure, here's a refined version of your text: --- Hey [Her Name], It's Sofia from Tinder (where I may have sent you a message) and the Dry Cleaning show (where we didn't get a chance to talk). I heard from a friend that you have a Weyes Blood tattoo, which is awesome because I love Weyes Blood too! Also, I heard you like Blind Girls. Coincidentally, I'm the only person on BiL who likes that band. How about we go to their show in NYC next month? Looking forward to hearing from you! Best, Sofia --- This version keeps the playful tone but is a bit more straightforward and polished.
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