Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 11, 2024 13:41:42 GMT -5
I like to take women on dates then just mirror their personality and let them talk a lot. Works like a charm, I keep a full roster on rotation during the summers. π
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jul 11, 2024 13:42:37 GMT -5
Well this turned quickly...
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 11, 2024 13:43:04 GMT -5
I haven't been laid in 12 years. Help me Lies
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 11, 2024 13:43:29 GMT -5
I haven't been laid in 12 years. Help me Lies i need to be fixed⦠and soon
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Jul 11, 2024 13:43:46 GMT -5
I have a buddy whoβs a lifelong incel type. I love him to death and heβs a good dude but heβs just got such a tough mix of unrequited girl pickiness and social anxiety and niche interests. Heβs the type who decides he likes a girl and fixates only on her for a very long time, but making little to no attempts at anything but getting so hung up that months or years pass before he moves on. I only see/talk to him a couple times a year since he lives a few hours away so I donβt feel itβs my place to pry or push because I donβt want to make him feel uncomfortable or like Iβm picking at something he may be insecure about. Heβll come and stay a couple nights at my house once or twice a year (coming next week actually) and him, my wife and I will all just hang and watch movies or chat or whatever. I just want him to be happy, be it with himself or with another person. There may be a level of spectrum involved in it as well Sounds like our friends are the same person. He is always like "I'm trying to date so and so from high school" and by that he means replying to one girls stories on IG or making small talk with his ex from high school who only dated him then cause he had dense nuggs of fat buds. I'm always telling him he needs to alter his high standards and expectationsand just meet new people but also he's too akward to talk about anything other than anime, comics, sports or metal/hardcore.Β Yeah pretty similar. But heβs also not at all like a βhigh standardsβ type in that heβs pining for like supermodels that are out of his league. Itβll be like some very dorky girl in a film studies class of his or something, so itβs not really a standards thing as much as it is a self-esteem and perseverating and really fucked up social anxiety thing. And there could very well be an element of asexuality too. I feel for him, and I donβt want to psychoanalyze him too much given that Iβm only privy to so much of his thoughts on the matter, but yeah I just hope heβs able to be happy with whatever he does or doesnβt do.
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Jul 11, 2024 13:47:11 GMT -5
I like to take women on dates then just mirror their personality and let them talk a lot. Works like a charm, I keep a full roster on rotation during the summers.Β πΒ Maybe they can help you decorate your studio?
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Post by Osama Vinladen JimΓ©nez LΓ³pez on Jul 11, 2024 13:48:45 GMT -5
My worst enemy hasnt been laid or dated anyone in 12 years. He's super depressed and on all the apps, but hes very not attractive and a giant nerd. He doesnt eat beans or mexican food and is a super picky eater. His first date options are kind of limited because of that but also he's only been on like two in that time span. He always asks the love life thread for advice but itβs kind of impossible to give him advice because he is how he is. He's also super picky and only likes super skinny chicks that can be thrown through walls. Its kind of draining to always hear him complain about being alone when he doesnt take any advice seriously.
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 11, 2024 13:49:20 GMT -5
I like to take women on dates then just mirror their personality and let them talk a lot. Works like a charm, I keep a full roster on rotation during the summers. π Maybe they can help you decorate your studio? ...funny you say that, I do have art shordy welding me some shelves this weekend. π Not my fault she didn't believe me when I said "I'm just focusing on myself right now"
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andross
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Post by andross on Jul 11, 2024 13:54:03 GMT -5
Iβve been a wreck for the last 6 weeks after breaking up with my ex, ended up kissing a cute Irish girl last night after spending most of the afternoon crying in bed about the idea of being alone and miserable forever. Maybe the solution for these incel friends is to be more depressed and drink more heavily, idk
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 11, 2024 13:54:28 GMT -5
If you're depressed and single try Defense of the Ancients 2
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Jul 11, 2024 13:54:42 GMT -5
I hate coffee dates. I'd rather have a date with a set end time and if it is good we just kept going and did something else.
Been on first dates to hockey games, WWE event, local trail walks, arcades, pool hall, swimming pool, art festival etc. Dinner and coffee aren't the only options people, especially if your date has the same hobbies as you.
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Jul 11, 2024 13:56:10 GMT -5
wen't bowling on a first date once that was chill
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 11, 2024 13:56:52 GMT -5
mini golf is sick.
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 11, 2024 14:00:22 GMT -5
what do ya'll think about industrial sabotage with some light arson for a first date idea?
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 11, 2024 14:01:01 GMT -5
I like to take women on dates then just mirror their personality and let them talk a lot. Works like a charm, I keep a full roster on rotation during the summers. π I could destroy your ego out of pure boredom
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 11, 2024 14:04:00 GMT -5
I like to take women on dates then just mirror their personality and let them talk a lot. Works like a charm, I keep a full roster on rotation during the summers. π I could destroy your ego out of pure boredom show me your privated pinterest boards
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on Jul 11, 2024 14:08:31 GMT -5
what do ya'll think about industrial sabotage with some light arson for a first date idea?Β lmao i used to use this as an opener
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thefarce
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Post by thefarce on Jul 11, 2024 14:10:10 GMT -5
I like to take women on dates then just mirror their personality and let them talk a lot. Works like a charm, I keep a full roster on rotation during the summers. π >"Cholo Molester" >dates women
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 11, 2024 14:10:18 GMT -5
I feel like some of uβ¦..donβt actually like women
Come out
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Jul 11, 2024 14:12:26 GMT -5
I feel like some of uβ¦..donβt actually like women Come out Board Is Closet.
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Permβd by God
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Post by Permβd by God on Jul 11, 2024 14:12:37 GMT -5
I love women
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 11, 2024 14:12:43 GMT -5
Nah, Iβm straight and whatever makes my dick hard is a woman.
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 11, 2024 14:12:55 GMT -5
I feel like some of uβ¦..donβt actually like women Come out Board Is Closet. Oh! Welcome back (?)
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Jul 11, 2024 14:13:52 GMT -5
women should date women and men should date men and enbies can do whatever they want
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 11, 2024 14:14:13 GMT -5
Nah, Iβm straight and whatever makes my dick hard is a woman.
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 11, 2024 14:15:28 GMT -5
I could destroy your ego out of pure boredom show me your privated pinterest boards you look easy to cheat on
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Jul 11, 2024 14:16:09 GMT -5
women should date women and men should date men and enbies can do whatever they want Nobody should date men
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 11, 2024 14:17:21 GMT -5
very cool Jimmy thank you for sharing
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thefarce
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Post by thefarce on Jul 11, 2024 14:21:03 GMT -5
women should date women and men should date men and enbies can do whatever they want Nobody should date men Easy there cowboy, women should date me, specifically
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Jul 11, 2024 14:22:56 GMT -5
swimming pool for a first date? that's wassup. "hey i look forward to meeting you in person (mostly naked)"
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