oatmeal
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killed pat
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Post by oatmeal on Sept 30, 2024 17:23:58 GMT -5
I wanna get a mandolin for home, but I cut my finger on one at work years ago and swore them off for a while just use a fork right as it gets to finger slicing size
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Sept 30, 2024 17:40:16 GMT -5
one bean to rule them all I'm hoping that secret bean is a senzu bean.
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JDS
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a kid got his ear punched off
I’m something all you parents hate to see but don’t worry, it’s just me, Jeremy!
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Post by JDS on Sept 30, 2024 17:49:06 GMT -5
The secret bean is the clit.
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Sept 30, 2024 17:51:14 GMT -5
The secret bean is the clit.
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thefarce
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Post by thefarce on Sept 30, 2024 18:19:55 GMT -5
Hitting it off with a friend of a friend. I forgot how much better it is to talk to someone who isn't from an app.
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JDS
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a kid got his ear punched off
I’m something all you parents hate to see but don’t worry, it’s just me, Jeremy!
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Post by JDS on Sept 30, 2024 18:24:12 GMT -5
Hitting it off with a friend of a friend. I forgot how much better it is to talk to someone who isn't from an app.
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cfloyd3
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Sky Lopez gang
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Post by cfloyd3 on Oct 1, 2024 6:52:35 GMT -5
Hitting it off with a friend of a friend. I forgot how much better it is to talk to someone who isn't from an app. The friend connection is a strong one, always preferred that method.
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Oct 1, 2024 13:47:52 GMT -5
I don't have friends.
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Bussy Drippens
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Oct 1, 2024 13:50:37 GMT -5
you’ve got at least 54 friends on the website rn
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Oct 1, 2024 13:55:09 GMT -5
MMS 54 sounds like a cool ass gang name
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Oct 1, 2024 15:07:44 GMT -5
MMS needs to come to the BiL meetup
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Oct 1, 2024 15:09:47 GMT -5
i made 3 lesbiana friends at the coffee shop today thought u should know chat
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Oct 1, 2024 15:10:27 GMT -5
Hell yeah
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Oct 1, 2024 15:11:33 GMT -5
two cuz i heard them talking about a show i was at and they expressed the same exact sentiment me n my friend had about something that happened
another cuz i talked to them and she thought i was cool
its just too easy
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floorpunchchalie
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board royalty
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 1, 2024 19:50:59 GMT -5
chalz prob thinks people retire their sex toys once they have a partner He def considers it cheating Sorry was missing in action but came to say that would be bizarre to consider that cheating. If I have to go down to the store and buy a Hitachi Magic Wand to give my girlfriend seven orgasms in 20 minutes then by God that’s what I’m gonna do!
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Oct 1, 2024 19:53:27 GMT -5
He def considers it cheating Sorry was missing in action but came to say that would be bizarre to consider that cheating. If I have to go down to the store and buy a Hitachi Magic Wand to give my girlfriend seven orgasms in 20 minutes then by God that’s what I’m gonna do! you're a good man charlie
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Oct 1, 2024 19:57:00 GMT -5
He def considers it cheating Sorry was missing in action but came to say that would be bizarre to consider that cheating. If I have to go down to the store and buy a Hitachi Magic Wand to give my girlfriend seven orgasms in 20 minutes then by God that’s what I’m gonna do! cuck mentality fr fr
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 1, 2024 20:06:38 GMT -5
Sorry was missing in action but came to say that would be bizarre to consider that cheating. If I have to go down to the store and buy a Hitachi Magic Wand to give my girlfriend seven orgasms in 20 minutes then by God that’s what I’m gonna do! cuck mentality fr fr You’re a selfish lover fr fr
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hAloween h2o fan
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Post by hAloween h2o fan on Oct 1, 2024 20:15:02 GMT -5
He def considers it cheating Sorry was missing in action but came to say that would be bizarre to consider that cheating. If I have to go down to the store and buy a Hitachi Magic Wand to give my girlfriend seven orgasms in 20 minutes then by God that’s what I’m gonna do! you know you can reuse them so you don't have to go to the store and buy a new one every time
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oatmeal
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killed pat
:-D
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Post by oatmeal on Oct 1, 2024 20:17:07 GMT -5
He def considers it cheating Sorry was missing in action but came to say that would be bizarre to consider that cheating. If I have to go down to the store and buy a Hitachi Magic Wand to give my girlfriend seven orgasms in 20 minutes then by God that’s what I’m gonna do! why don’t you already own one POSER
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Oct 1, 2024 20:17:11 GMT -5
You’re a selfish lover fr fr I’ve made a woman cum with my penis time and time again. Can you say the same?
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Oct 1, 2024 20:21:16 GMT -5
You’re a selfish lover fr fr I’ve made a woman cum with my penis time and time again. Can you say the same? I’ve made a woman cum with my tongue time and time again. Can you say the same?
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Oct 1, 2024 20:22:35 GMT -5
I’ve made a woman cum with my penis time and time again. Can you say the same? I’ve made a woman cum with my tongue time and time again. Can you say the same? the lesbianification of the aussie male
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oatmeal
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killed pat
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Post by oatmeal on Oct 1, 2024 20:26:39 GMT -5
You will never beat the mid sex allegations I fear
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hAloween h2o fan
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Post by hAloween h2o fan on Oct 1, 2024 20:30:21 GMT -5
never met narc but he talks about his penis too much
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oatmeal
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killed pat
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Post by oatmeal on Oct 1, 2024 20:37:49 GMT -5
Fr just post it already haha jk Unless. ,…….
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inheritedhell
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Post by inheritedhell on Oct 1, 2024 20:39:57 GMT -5
You’re a selfish lover fr fr I’ve made a woman cum with my penis time and time again. Can you say the same?
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Oct 1, 2024 20:58:07 GMT -5
never met narc but he talks about his penis too much Sorry about your cock shame, brother ❤️
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 1, 2024 21:47:09 GMT -5
Overheard a conversation that was too wild I had to share in this thread. While I was out today grabbing a quick bite to eat two 20 something year old women were seated behind me yapping. Apparently, the woman had a night out with her two roommates on a weekend night and was with a guy that she met on Bumble and invited out but wasn't feeling as the night carried on. It was one of those "lets meet up there things." The women drank their faces off that night but the cost of Ubers going home apparently were at an outrageous price (90-100 dollars) to get to where they needed to get to. So what do they do? They asked the Bumble guy that was with them could he drive all them home. The guy drives all three drunk roommates back home which I gathered was a long distance away. The guy says "so are you going to let me crash your place tonight" and the girl said "no sorry" and they all get out of his car lol. The best part was the women roasting him saying "he actually thought we were gonna hook up, thank God we got a ride from him and didn't have to pay that stupid price".
Part of me died because I felt bad for the dude because these girls couldn't even throw him any gas money and were clearly just using him. But also, he screwed up and thought just because he drove him three drunks home that he was entitled to a hook up. Sorry bro, but you are dumb.
Moral of the story here is "No is the most powerful word".
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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DMX driving 114 mph
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Oct 1, 2024 22:10:29 GMT -5
Overheard a conversation that was too wild I had to share in this thread. While I was out today grabbing a quick bite to eat two 20 something year old women were seated behind me yapping. Apparently, the woman had a night out with her two roommates on a weekend night and was with a guy that she met on Bumble and invited out but wasn't feeling as the night carried on. It was one of those "lets meet up there things." The women drank their faces off that night but the cost of Ubers going home apparently were at an outrageous price (90-100 dollars) to get to where they needed to get to. So what do they do? They asked the Bumble guy that was with them could he drive all them home. The guy drives all three drunk roommates back home which I gathered was a long distance away. The guy says "so are you going to let me crash your place tonight" and the girl said "no sorry" and they all get out of his car lol. The best part was the women roasting him saying "he actually thought we were gonna hook up, thank God we got a ride from him and didn't have to pay that stupid price". Part of me died because I felt bad for the dude because these girls couldn't even throw him any gas money and were clearly just using him. But also, he screwed up and thought just because he drove him three drunks home that he was entitled to a hook up. Sorry bro, but you are dumb. Moral of the story here is "No is the most powerful word". for sure for sure
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