oatmeal
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killed pat
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Post by oatmeal on Oct 1, 2024 22:30:25 GMT -5
Crazy story
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Oct 1, 2024 22:31:39 GMT -5
A 90-100 dollar uber fare on a weekend at night isnt that far they barely would have had to give him any petrol money
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Oct 1, 2024 22:32:59 GMT -5
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oatmeal
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killed pat
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Post by oatmeal on Oct 1, 2024 22:34:26 GMT -5
I would also ask the dumbass who drove to the bar/club to drive me home
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Oct 1, 2024 22:50:45 GMT -5
Also, don't eavesdrop. It's rude.
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Oct 1, 2024 22:52:49 GMT -5
Still to this day the worst “date” I was ever a part of was when I was 19. I knocked on the door ready to go out for the afternoon/evening and was greeted by a pregnant girl that answered. My date then said “Hey Chal, she’s going to tag along with us on our date” (me: a dumbass said “ok cool, that’s fine”) We end up going to the mall so they can go shopping which had me thinking wtf is happening here. After our trip to the mall we ended up at an Applebees with my date and her pregnant friend and I fed three people if you count the unborn bastard child. After I paid the bill, they told me they were tired and needed to go home. It was 7:30 pm on a Saturday. Two hours later I get a text on my flip phone from my friend Steve that read “yo, weren’t you going out with lindsay tonight?”. I then find out my “date” is at some house party hooking up with some dude with a swoop haircut that played in some “emo” band. So much for being tired. I was told to come out to the house party but declined.
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oatmeal
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killed pat
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Post by oatmeal on Oct 1, 2024 23:01:21 GMT -5
Why is the baby catching strays damn 😭
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Oct 1, 2024 23:01:29 GMT -5
Dude was sober trying to hook up with drunk women super creep vibes I don't feel bad at all, also chalz saying the women were "yapping" is quite telling. If true.
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Oct 1, 2024 23:26:16 GMT -5
He's lying about all of this. Just ignore it.
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yosupbro
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Post by yosupbro on Oct 1, 2024 23:26:20 GMT -5
what is petrol money
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Oct 1, 2024 23:27:37 GMT -5
Two incredible chalie posts
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Growing. Changing. Farting.
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on Oct 1, 2024 23:47:05 GMT -5
never met narc but he talks about his penis too much on the 12th i'm gonna string him up by it mussolini style
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Oct 1, 2024 23:57:04 GMT -5
never met narc but he talks about his penis too much on the 12th i'm gonna string him up by it mussolini style You gotta show him who’s the head Klump. Much respect.
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Oct 1, 2024 23:59:57 GMT -5
never met narc but he talks about his penis too much on the 12th i'm gonna string him up by it mussolini style Mussolini also was big on public transport.
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Perm’d by God
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Post by Perm’d by God on Oct 2, 2024 0:11:29 GMT -5
Still to this day the worst “date” I was ever a part of was when I was 19. I knocked on the door ready to go out for the afternoon/evening and was greeted by a pregnant girl that answered. My date then said “Hey Chal, she’s going to tag along with us on our date” (me: a dumbass said “ok cool, that’s fine”) We end up going to the mall so they can go shopping which had me thinking wtf is happening here. After our trip to the mall we ended up at an Applebees with my date and her pregnant friend and I fed three people if you count the unborn bastard child. After I paid the bill, they told me they were tired and needed to go home. It was 7:30 pm on a Saturday. Two hours later I get a text on my flip phone from my friend Steve that read “yo, weren’t you going out with lindsay tonight?”. I then find out my “date” is at some house party hooking up with some dude with a swoop haircut that played in some “emo” band. So much for being tired. I was told to come out to the house party but declined. In a just world, you would have fucked her. My condolences.
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
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Post by MMST3K on Oct 2, 2024 0:21:16 GMT -5
In a just world I'd be happy, with a girlfriend, and chalz wouldn't troll for attention.
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Oct 2, 2024 0:32:01 GMT -5
Potential username: unborn bastard child
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xMOOKAIx
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Strroking my ball's
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Oct 2, 2024 2:20:51 GMT -5
money for fuel. calling it gas money would imply that he would be pouring a gas into his car which he is not
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yosupbro
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Post by yosupbro on Oct 2, 2024 2:32:16 GMT -5
Orrrrr narrrrrrrrr
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xMOOKAIx
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Oct 2, 2024 2:35:50 GMT -5
the anti-australian racism on this message board is disgusting. you should all think about your actions and how they affect the most oppressed people in our society
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hAloween h2o fan
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Post by hAloween h2o fan on Oct 2, 2024 4:36:39 GMT -5
Hate it when a woman uses me to get free Applebees and brings her pregnant roommate
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Oct 2, 2024 5:48:01 GMT -5
Overheard a conversation that was too wild I had to share in this thread. While I was out today grabbing a quick bite to eat two 20 something year old women were seated behind me yapping. Apparently, the woman had a night out with her two roommates on a weekend night and was with a guy that she met on Bumble and invited out but wasn't feeling as the night carried on. It was one of those "lets meet up there things." The women drank their faces off that night but the cost of Ubers going home apparently were at an outrageous price (90-100 dollars) to get to where they needed to get to. So what do they do? They asked the Bumble guy that was with them could he drive all them home. The guy drives all three drunk roommates back home which I gathered was a long distance away. The guy says "so are you going to let me crash your place tonight" and the girl said "no sorry" and they all get out of his car lol. The best part was the women roasting him saying "he actually thought we were gonna hook up, thank God we got a ride from him and didn't have to pay that stupid price". Part of me died because I felt bad for the dude because these girls couldn't even throw him any gas money and were clearly just using him. But also, he screwed up and thought just because he drove him three drunks home that he was entitled to a hook up. Sorry bro, but you are dumb. Moral of the story here is "No is the most powerful word". Nice fan fiction to justify your hatred of women
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xMOOKAIx
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Post by xMOOKAIx on Oct 2, 2024 6:11:48 GMT -5
I dont need to write paragraphs and paragraphs of fanfiction to justify my misogyny
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Oct 2, 2024 6:26:17 GMT -5
Broads be yapping
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hAloween h2o fan
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Post by hAloween h2o fan on Oct 2, 2024 6:51:47 GMT -5
My theory is that the woman tested him by bringing along somebody where he had nothing to gain and he was visibly annoyed the whole time so she wen't for the emo band guy. Also this was probably when their apps were like $3.
Put me in there and I would have ended up taking the pregnant roommate home. Everyone wins.
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Oct 2, 2024 6:54:43 GMT -5
Chalie is also establishing a pattern of taking someone on a date and their friends tagging along cmon bro
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Oct 2, 2024 6:55:22 GMT -5
Or that is one of his kinks who knows
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hAloween h2o fan
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Post by hAloween h2o fan on Oct 2, 2024 7:02:16 GMT -5
I don't blame any woman for not wanting to meet up with a stranger alone but I am still hitting on bofa dem
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crobssssss
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Post by crobssssss on Oct 2, 2024 7:19:19 GMT -5
surprised they didn't go to tgif friday's
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Post by Insufferable and uncompromisin on Oct 2, 2024 8:50:00 GMT -5
Yawn
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