nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Apr 17, 2019 20:34:51 GMT -5
cannot believe sozzled board warlock was forsaken by this absolute guttersnipe and then pulled the apology card without even slapping down a bloodrush to summon the Gruul clan to fuck this norco nerd up and then has the audacity to quit the board, what a twist play boardgames all you want but board is no game Heavy post |
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adonis
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Post by adonis on Apr 17, 2019 20:40:24 GMT -5
this has to be one of the biggest/funniest backfires by someone on b9 in quite some time lol Im sorry, on WHAT? |
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jaredfromsubway
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Apr 17, 2019 20:44:05 GMT -5
I need Instagram handles ASAP hatred is just his name with underscores, that's all I know |
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adonis
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Post by adonis on Apr 17, 2019 20:44:29 GMT -5
Old Order seems to be taking this almost too well.
I dont believe he's going to just slip off quietly into the dark portland night.
He's plotting something and he shall have his revenge.
Be afraid, hatredgrowsingirlfriends.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 20:55:39 GMT -5
it takes 2 to suck drunken dick in the dark. |
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Post by lurkinhardorhardlylu on Apr 17, 2019 20:56:18 GMT -5
sooooooooooo........ where's cam'ron
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Apr 17, 2019 21:05:27 GMT -5
This guns for hire even if we're just suckin' in the dark
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Apr 17, 2019 21:14:49 GMT -5
Which magic card do you use to defend against this?
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Apr 17, 2019 21:14:55 GMT -5
Oh hell ye this boi pinned up top
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Post by hatredgrowsininches on Apr 17, 2019 21:21:57 GMT -5
i want oldolder and hatredgrowsininches to develop a really strong friendship now. in the last couple days weve been closer than we have been before |
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Post by adonis on Apr 17, 2019 21:23:53 GMT -5
i want oldolder and hatredgrowsininches to develop a really strong friendship now. in the last couple days weve been closer than we have been before stirring a dudes oatmeal will do that for you |
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Apr 17, 2019 21:24:21 GMT -5
i want oldolder and hatredgrowsininches to develop a really strong friendship now. in the last couple days weve been closer than we have been before Well you're eskimo bros now so |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 21:27:10 GMT -5
Which magic card do you use to defend against this?  |
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jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on Apr 17, 2019 21:31:14 GMT -5
Has thread been sent to the girl?
Also...postin'!
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Apr 17, 2019 21:37:56 GMT -5
Def send the thread
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Post by Chris on Apr 17, 2019 21:44:18 GMT -5
Bored boarder bangs boardbros broad.  |
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Post by adonis on Apr 17, 2019 21:52:57 GMT -5
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Top Rope Swanton
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Apr 17, 2019 22:11:32 GMT -5
Best part of this thread was killthekool's story of waking up to 2 guys blowing him. Let's keep this trainwreck going and focus on that This is way too heavy of an event revealed for us NOT to offer help unpacking, whether in the (serious) mental health or recovery thread, or in the (no holds barred) front page or sticky |
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Apr 17, 2019 22:13:06 GMT -5
Has thread been sent to the girl? Also...postin'! What exactly is the reveal? Haha |
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Post by β Bob Loblaw β on Apr 17, 2019 22:20:33 GMT -5
Catching up on this thread has been like Mr Toadβs Wild Ride....totally insane and a total blast from the past
also, imagine waking up to not one but TWO dudes giving you a blowie while youβre passed out on the floor. What a time to be alive indeed.
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Post by killedbyboard on Apr 17, 2019 22:23:45 GMT -5
Has thread been sent to the girl? Also...postin'! What exactly is the reveal? Haha "Hey so 'member how you sucked this guys dick? Well your ex boyfriend and the guy whose dick you sucked are airing your dirty laundry to the public in a place you will not understand OK bye enjoy your life." |
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Apr 17, 2019 22:25:19 GMT -5
Catching up on this thread has been like Mr Toadβs Wild Ride....totally insane and a total blast from the past also, imagine waking up to not one but TWO dudes giving you a blowie while youβre passed out on the floor. What a time to be alive indeed. Quite familiar in sucking |
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Post by jonsetsfire on Apr 17, 2019 22:25:56 GMT -5
What exactly is the reveal? Haha "Hey so 'member how you sucked this guys dick? Well your ex boyfriend and the guy whose dick you sucked are airing your dirty laundry to the public in a place you will not understand OK bye enjoy your life." This. It'll reignite the argument and bring more life to a thread that's already fizzling out due to a weak ass resolution. Oxygen to a flame, my man. |
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Post by β Bob Loblaw β on Apr 17, 2019 22:30:10 GMT -5
Catching up on this thread has been like Mr Toadβs Wild Ride....totally insane and a total blast from the past also, imagine waking up to not one but TWO dudes giving you a blowie while youβre passed out on the floor. What a time to be alive indeed. Quite familiar in sucking of all the replies here you are funny |
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Post by cowboydan on Apr 17, 2019 22:57:11 GMT -5
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Post by adonis on Apr 17, 2019 23:05:21 GMT -5
Granted, im not a chick or gay, but he doesnt look like the kind of guy that anyone would think ' hmm, would love to taste that dong' about upon seeing.
Maybe " face reminds me of the front door to an old church with a big door knocker" but not a "get that wang in my mouth" vibe.
We're going to need to see old orders old lady for further assessment.
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Top Rope Swanton
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Apr 17, 2019 23:08:54 GMT -5
also probably pictures of the cocks to compare
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 23:12:30 GMT -5
That fucking face description is spot on
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 23:13:59 GMT -5
The first time I ever met Old Order he gave me shit for getting too drunk to drive home at a Power Trip show.
Now heβs getting too ham to notice his girl blowing another dude in his own house.
OWNED
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 23:16:16 GMT -5
Granted, im not a chick or gay, but he doesnt look like the kind of guy that anyone would think ' hmm, would love to taste that dong' about upon seeing. Maybe " face reminds me of the front door to an old church with a big door knocker" but not a "get that wang in my mouth" vibe. We're going to need to see old orders old lady for further assessment. I mean this in the nicest way possible, but he looks like he smells like cat piss and American Spirits |
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