lilmeatsauce
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klingon
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Post by lilmeatsauce on Apr 17, 2019 23:25:59 GMT -5
I think he looks mysterious...and delicious..
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chaospouch
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30 minutes delicate
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Post by chaospouch on Apr 18, 2019 0:59:30 GMT -5
You know the girlfriend is still up in the apartment even tho oldorder split
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SchlongConnery
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Post by SchlongConnery on Apr 18, 2019 1:09:19 GMT -5
This coward loser cuck really quit the board?
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headxtrauma
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forever pooped
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Post by headxtrauma on Apr 18, 2019 1:52:32 GMT -5
the real lesson here is to make sure you play Magic responsibly.
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Post by Talentless Elvis Costello on Apr 18, 2019 2:26:03 GMT -5
About what happened and whats happening with your ex and me. Again, I came forward and told you the truth about what happened in person. You never really asked me anything, even up until Saturday and Sunday, the only thing you kept really kept saying to me was that I can have her Integrity ticket for the show at Dantes if I wanted to go with YOU and Tony. By the way, thanks but I'm good. The first night or two I slept on the floor in my room and she slept in the bed. She was terrified of you dude and I don't blame her. You drink an INSANE amount almost every single night. The night she called the cops on you (which was not my choice and I think you know that I wouldn't call the cops) you started off by threatening her in the morning and continued right on through the night so do not even fucking try to say she called the cops for "literally no reason at all". The first thing you said to her was something about making her day/life a complete living hell or something along those lines and it just escalated. She had to give me her razor blades to lock in that little safe because you were wasted and trying to cut your wrists but couldn't figure out how to get them out of the package. For some reason, you destroyed the blinds and then blamed it on me when me and her watched you do it. What I'm trying to get at, is that you have more important things to worry about then making posts and threads on the board about some kind of bullshit like this. Seriously, sort your fucking life out. My life is a mess that I'm working out and I have enough to fucking deal with. I came to Portland for my own reasons, I didn't want any of this bullshit. |
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Post by Mite the mighty on Apr 18, 2019 2:43:44 GMT -5
the real lesson here is to make sure you play Magic responsibly. That shit can ruin your life. Thankfully there's probably dozens of ma meetings around the northwest. |
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2019 3:44:49 GMT -5
"Because this is not the thread that BIL deserves, but it's the thread that BIL needs." -Lt.James Gordon
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detlefschrempf
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Euro
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Post by detlefschrempf on Apr 18, 2019 6:26:08 GMT -5
has a pic of said GF been posted yet?
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sarahohio
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Board's Bottom Bitch
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Post by sarahohio on Apr 18, 2019 6:55:07 GMT -5
Came home from breakfast this morning and Phil(Oldorder) was at the apartment packing up and waiting to apologize to me. We spent a while talking, I spent sometime helping him out and everything is fine and worked out between he and I. There's nothing to this anymore. He told me he isn't fucking with the board anymore and wont be posting although I guess only time will tell that one but I do believe him. I'm not answering a single question about this anymore and neither is he. Shut it down, lock it down and move on with your lives. Phil: "Tell them I need a "The B9 ruined my life" sticker. Me: "Seriously, you sure?" Phil: "Oh, yes" hold on. So he is leaving his apartment and you are staying in it? |
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Post by diamondsandpearls on Apr 18, 2019 7:01:29 GMT -5
Came home from breakfast this morning and Phil(Oldorder) was at the apartment packing up and waiting to apologize to me. We spent a while talking, I spent sometime helping him out and everything is fine and worked out between he and I. There's nothing to this anymore. He told me he isn't fucking with the board anymore and wont be posting although I guess only time will tell that one but I do believe him. I'm not answering a single question about this anymore and neither is he. Shut it down, lock it down and move on with your lives. Phil: "Tell them I need a "The B9 ruined my life" sticker. Me: "Seriously, you sure?" Phil: "Oh, yes" hold on. So he is leaving his apartment and you are staying in it? I simply do not understand any of these events. Why is he apologizing? Why is HE moving out? |
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DAYMAN
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Slayer.
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Post by DAYMAN on Apr 18, 2019 7:02:57 GMT -5
Hatredmovesonleases
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theboobox
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Australian Lesbian
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Post by theboobox on Apr 18, 2019 7:05:44 GMT -5
 You can rest up, get something to drink, fuck my wife, whatever you want. Just don't do anything the good lord would'nt do. |
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2019 7:14:31 GMT -5
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Top Rope Swanton
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these muchachos know what's up
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on Apr 18, 2019 7:43:39 GMT -5
Board not only brings people together virtually, but it gets cocks sucked, cucks cucked, and roommates fucked.
We need to make a dating app.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2019 7:59:50 GMT -5
Glad I saw this before i let freight stay with me. Only person fucking MY girlfriend is anti-todo
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twoforflinching
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Post by twoforflinching on Apr 18, 2019 8:08:37 GMT -5
I was under the impression that crusty white folk from PDX were into this kind of thing?
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stephanie
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goth icon
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Post by stephanie on Apr 18, 2019 8:09:56 GMT -5
Ya this could just be an elaborate storyline for some freaky amateur porn.
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twoforflinching
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Post by twoforflinching on Apr 18, 2019 8:13:04 GMT -5
With A whole wrestling promotion and talks of starting a record label, im surprised there hasn't been any talks of filming a BiL skin flick yet
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2019 8:18:37 GMT -5
Ya this could just be an elaborate storyline for some freaky amateur porn. Homeless addict dominates cuckolds autistic wife III. |
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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mouth of the south wanted a title so here it is
BIL Security System Threat Level is currently at yellow ("elevated")
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Apr 18, 2019 9:03:50 GMT -5
it takes 2 to suck drunken dick in the dark. Is this a new Olsen Twins movie? |
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xbwx
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Doosan Driver
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Post by xbwx on Apr 18, 2019 9:13:53 GMT -5
Damn, that is some cuck shit for real. I'm surprised Roofies isn't in here calling all liberals cucks as a result.
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jonsetsfire
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pervert
creepin'
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Post by jonsetsfire on Apr 18, 2019 9:37:48 GMT -5
Ya this could just be an elaborate storyline for some freaky amateur porn. Homeless addict dominates cuckolds autistic wife III. Wait, oldorder is also MMS? |
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jonsetsfire
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pervert
creepin'
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Post by jonsetsfire on Apr 18, 2019 9:38:21 GMT -5
Homeless addict dominates cuckolds autistic wife III. Wait, oldorder is also MMS? Or is the wife MMS? |
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Apr 18, 2019 9:39:19 GMT -5
Ohhhhh, now you've gone and summoned him.
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jonsetsfire
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pervert
creepin'
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Post by jonsetsfire on Apr 18, 2019 9:42:42 GMT -5
Ohhhhh, now you've gone and summoned him. I've activated him. Get it right. |
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roofies
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raped in space by jeff bezos
gender relations life coach
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Post by roofies on Apr 18, 2019 9:54:34 GMT -5
Damn, that is some cuck shit for real. I'm surprised Roofies isn't in here calling all liberals cucks as a result. Seems like the shoe fits in this instance |
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quit_everything
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Post by quit_everything on Apr 18, 2019 10:17:10 GMT -5
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No Doz
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Post by No Doz on Apr 18, 2019 10:23:51 GMT -5
thread is solid gold
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captainsunshine
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#1 Frasier Fan
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Post by captainsunshine on Apr 18, 2019 10:24:36 GMT -5
I let poster a poster stay at my house one time and I found him slyly taking a picture of my Chicken Soup for the Soul book and I instantly knew I was going to be roasted in the group chat. I didn't live with anyone at the time so I couldn't even try to shift that onto someone else. it was my book and i had to live with that shame ever since, so I understand what inches is going through right now
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No Doz
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Post by No Doz on Apr 18, 2019 10:25:40 GMT -5
you should have apologized to him for owning that book
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