lil stormy
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Post by lil stormy on Apr 17, 2019 12:46:59 GMT -5
If you're going to ignore you girlfriend every day while getting drunk and playing video games, threaten her, trash the house etc, maybe don't bring another cock into the house. Just sayin'
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Luther Manhole
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Post by Luther Manhole on Apr 17, 2019 12:57:40 GMT -5
is this the spiciest thread nu-board has had? the stalker guy was way more wild, I felt like I was endangering myself every time I posted
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Apr 17, 2019 12:58:43 GMT -5
Yeah, closeted Tinder guy had some serious David Lynchian twists and turns.
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captainsunshine
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Post by captainsunshine on Apr 17, 2019 13:02:25 GMT -5
thank you OP for this gift
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ssdecongest
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Post by ssdecongest on Apr 17, 2019 13:13:24 GMT -5
If you're going to ignore you girlfriend every day while getting drunk and playing video games, threaten her, trash the house etc, maybe don't bring another cock into the house. Just sayin' *Who’s also addicted to drugs. The original couple is getting off way too light.
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ssdecongest
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Post by ssdecongest on Apr 17, 2019 13:15:09 GMT -5
Also, how much does a 2 bedroom run you in Portland?
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xbwx
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Post by xbwx on Apr 17, 2019 13:16:39 GMT -5
Also, how much does a 2 bedroom run you in Portland? Looks like around 1500
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Apr 17, 2019 13:17:15 GMT -5
A+ thread. Good job, everyone. Way to bring some spice back to the board.
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Apr 17, 2019 13:17:49 GMT -5
Also, how much does a 2 bedroom run you in Portland? $1,600-$2,200 depending on where you're living.
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vie et mort
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Post by vie et mort on Apr 17, 2019 13:25:29 GMT -5
If you're going to ignore you girlfriend every day while getting drunk and playing video games, threaten her, trash the house etc, maybe don't bring another cock into the house. Just sayin' Two cocks don't make a right.
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on Apr 17, 2019 13:26:32 GMT -5
Two cocks don't keep it tight*
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xbwx
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Post by xbwx on Apr 17, 2019 13:30:44 GMT -5
I bet Hatred thought he was doing this dude a favor. For at least 40 seconds she couldn't yell at him for being drunk and playing Magic all night.
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Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on Apr 17, 2019 13:34:03 GMT -5
A man's home is his castle and it's his right to drunkenly play Magic within. If either the girlfriend or the Xanax vagrant had a problem with that they were free to hit the road.
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Apr 17, 2019 14:07:02 GMT -5
Bump (in the night)
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Apr 17, 2019 14:07:38 GMT -5
A man's home is his castle and it's his right to drunkenly play Magic within. If either the girlfriend or the Xanax vagrant had a problem with that they were free to hit the road. lol'd @ Xanax vagrant.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Apr 17, 2019 14:36:46 GMT -5
So do you owe it to someone to tell them their SO tried to s your d the moment it happened even if those parties are intoxicated and it's going to be a cloudy minded clusterfuck or should you wait until the next day when those people are supposedly clear headed?
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lil stormy
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Post by lil stormy on Apr 17, 2019 15:11:15 GMT -5
A man's home is his castle and it's his right to drunkenly play Magic within. If either the girlfriend or the Xanax vagrant had a problem with that they were free to hit the road. Agreed, but they got a free roof over their head. It's up to the drunken magic king to throw them the fuck out of the castle instead of whining online and trying to "salvage" possibly the worst relationship I've ever heard about.
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Apr 17, 2019 15:17:42 GMT -5
I dunno, OJ and Nicole's relationship sounded pretty bad...
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cowboydan
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Post by cowboydan on Apr 17, 2019 15:27:27 GMT -5
In all likelihood the girl was probably too much of a wuss to end her relationship and she knows if she cheats, dude will likely break it off for her. It's completely absurd, hurtful and shortsighted yet not out of the realm of possibility for someone who avoids confrontation at all costs, or can't handle their stupid emotions. Yeah, this seems likely. Ive seen a few of my female friends do similar things. But in this case, I also wonder if she was never going to tell oldorder what happened and hoped that hatred wouldn't eithe. and just go on with the relationship as if nothing happened.
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lil stormy
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Post by lil stormy on Apr 17, 2019 15:39:35 GMT -5
I dunno, OJ and Nicole's relationship sounded pretty bad... Yeah, that seemed like a rough one. OJ was able to salvage parts of Nicole at least.
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captainsunshine
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Post by captainsunshine on Apr 17, 2019 15:39:48 GMT -5
Im loling because i go to the Magic thread on Bil and I see quasi-OP posting in there a bunch haha
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roofies
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Post by roofies on Apr 17, 2019 15:41:57 GMT -5
Crazy how Tony gets partial blame for not giving a room to dude last minute, only to find out dude fucks people over who give him a place to stay.
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not Worship
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Post by not Worship on Apr 17, 2019 15:49:11 GMT -5
fuck tony
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Apr 17, 2019 15:50:58 GMT -5
damn, magic the gathering breaks up yet another relationship
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Apr 17, 2019 15:52:48 GMT -5
Crazy how Tony gets partial blame for not giving a room to dude last minute, only to find out dude fucks people over who give him a place to stay. After hearing about the outcome I assumed somebody gave Tony the heads up before it was too late.
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chaospouch
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Post by chaospouch on Apr 17, 2019 15:53:51 GMT -5
Never been to Portland, but it seems like the majority of posters that are vocal about being from PDX have some really shitty relationships
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Apr 17, 2019 15:54:32 GMT -5
everyone on this board from portland is unstable as fuck haha
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Post by career sewerslide on Apr 17, 2019 16:01:04 GMT -5
reading through this thread like Also if it is how hatred says it is and she really pushed herself onto some fried drifter, I doubt this is her first foray into infidelity.
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roofies
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Post by roofies on Apr 17, 2019 16:01:06 GMT -5
everyone on this board from portland is unstable as fuck haha Portland is full of liberals and liberals are actually unstable people.
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Post by jimmyjump on Apr 17, 2019 16:02:38 GMT -5
Have we seriously not made any “I bet his cock grew some inches” jokes yet or did I just miss them.
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