not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Apr 17, 2019 10:00:11 GMT -5
I woke up from a drunken daze at a party with 2 dudes sucking my dick and all i could do was say WTF and get up and almost fight them and leave. Even in my drunken state and my dick was getting sucked, I never thought- Let me just fuck these twinks really quick since my dick is out... Albeit Im not gay...
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Apr 17, 2019 10:08:53 GMT -5
I woke up from a drunken daze at a party with 2 dudes sucking my dick and all i could do was say WTF and get up and almost fight them and leave. Even in my drunken state and my dick was getting sucked, I never thought- Let me just fuck these twinks really quick since my dick is out... Albeit Im not gay...
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Apr 17, 2019 10:11:45 GMT -5
For what, having an irresistible penis? Legit laughed out loud at this.
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killthekool
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Post by killthekool on Apr 17, 2019 10:16:26 GMT -5
hatredgrowsininches I think a pertinent question you owe the board is- did you use a condom? do you feel like there might be the slightest chance that you got this chick pregnant? Will you name it board
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Yung Nick
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I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Apr 17, 2019 10:22:58 GMT -5
name it Wild Steve!
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quit_everything
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Post by quit_everything on Apr 17, 2019 10:33:41 GMT -5
is this the spiciest thread nu-board has had?
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 10:38:56 GMT -5
what do boobs feel like iβm so jealous
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Yung Nick
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troubled yoot
I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Apr 17, 2019 10:40:23 GMT -5
bags of sand
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Luther Manhole
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Post by Luther Manhole on Apr 17, 2019 10:45:15 GMT -5
Is she hot
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 10:48:40 GMT -5
yeah iβd like to see pictures of all 3 people involved here
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gold soundz
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Post by gold soundz on Apr 17, 2019 10:51:39 GMT -5
i actually have work i need to get done today and now i'm gonna be constantly refreshing this instead. thanks assholes.
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DAYMAN
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Post by DAYMAN on Apr 17, 2019 10:52:58 GMT -5
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lilmeatsauce
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Post by lilmeatsauce on Apr 17, 2019 10:53:50 GMT -5
what would von bomb do in this situation?
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mindlis
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Post by mindlis on Apr 17, 2019 10:54:47 GMT -5
Gotta feel for the guy, but why would you let a drug addict move in with you? I know itβs Portland, but come on. And do you people really take βthe boardβ this seriously? Take care of this shit yourselves. The fuck you think "board is life" means?
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bonerinsweatpants
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Apr 17, 2019 11:13:44 GMT -5
what would von bomb do in this situation?
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Apr 17, 2019 11:16:54 GMT -5
i like CCH being implicated as the root cause of all of this. defend yourself, bitch
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ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on Apr 17, 2019 11:31:12 GMT -5
Word. Can we send this to Maury Povich?
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Yung Nick
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I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Apr 17, 2019 11:31:53 GMT -5
I know a couple like this by the name of Dwid and Moon, they have this weirdo Toby that follows them around
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ssdecongest
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Post by ssdecongest on Apr 17, 2019 11:45:54 GMT -5
Gotta feel for the guy, but why would you let a drug addict move in with you? I know itβs Portland, but come on. And do you people really take βthe boardβ this seriously? Take care of this shit yourselves. The fuck you think "board is life" means? I just figured βBoard is Something to Distract You While Doing Pointless Nonsense at Workβ didnβt have the same ring to it, and they wen't with that instead.
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koreangirls
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Post by koreangirls on Apr 17, 2019 11:50:53 GMT -5
Dude definitely did a really shitty thing, but I also feel that what the (ex-)girlfriend did was way shittier. They've been together for four years, and she fucks someone she just met and that she has no attachment to whatsoever? That's fucking cold. Even if hatred tried to get with her every second that he was there, she'd be the shittier one. Which doesn't excuse him, but to me, this situation is mostly on her.
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detlefschrempf
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Post by detlefschrempf on Apr 17, 2019 11:52:56 GMT -5
hatredgrowsininches I think a pertinent question you owe the board is- did you use a condom? do you feel like there might be the slightest chance that you got this chick pregnant? Will you name it board
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xbwx
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Post by xbwx on Apr 17, 2019 11:53:42 GMT -5
If you ever need a place to stay in NJ Hatred, give me a holler. I have a gf you can take off of my hands, I don't drink like a fish but I do play plenty of online Magic.
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M
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Post by M on Apr 17, 2019 11:54:18 GMT -5
I figured this guy had given you a couch to sleep on but you got your own room? MATE.
Yeah the girl is also to blame and in any other situation, i would agree with the 80% because shes the one with the boyfriend. But in this situation, where someone had given you a room to sleep in, for free, this is way more fucked up.
NO blame should be put on this dude that has given you somewhere to sleep. No matter what, this person helped you out when you really needed it and that was an act of kindness that you obviously dont deserve. You and the girl are both fucked up and if i was this guy, i would turf both of your arses out. Saying he deserved this because he drank to much and played some game is next level.
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Yung Nick
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troubled yoot
I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Apr 17, 2019 11:55:00 GMT -5
If hatred wins his BiLW debut against former DMS Title holder Oldorder, he gets to fuck everyone's girl
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djilo91
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Post by djilo91 on Apr 17, 2019 11:59:49 GMT -5
Need CCMβs response ASAP
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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32" inseam??
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Apr 17, 2019 12:02:07 GMT -5
In all likelihood the girl was probably too much of a wuss to end her relationship and she knows if she cheats, dude will likely break it off for her. It's completely absurd, hurtful and shortsighted yet not out of the realm of possibility for someone who avoids confrontation at all costs, or can't handle their stupid emotions. Throw her apparent alcoholism(?) into the mix and it makes for a gross combo. This dumb girl and this window licker shouldn't be given equal blame but they're both pieces of shit who need to get their acts together. Like, this dude's really trying to excuse his behavior to an army of internet strangers - while STILL living under this guys roof - instead of waking up early and pounding the pavement to seek steady employment, housing and improve his situation? Sort your shit out and quit infecting the rest of the world with your bullshit.
Whether you're an addict, recovering, whatever... you've still got your wits about you enough to realize this is the girlfriend of a guy who kindly allowed you into his home... and you do this to repay him? The whole "addicts are self-serving, live in their own worlds" thing only goes so far. You weren't fucking this chick to score a rock, you let her blow you because you're a guy and you were taking the "cum first, think later" approach.
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bonerinsweatpants
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Apr 17, 2019 12:04:32 GMT -5
I woke up from a drunken daze at a party with 2 dudes sucking my dick and all i could do was say WTF and get up and almost fight them and leave. Even in my drunken state and my dick was getting sucked, I never thought- Let me just fuck these twinks really quick since my dick is out... Albeit Im not gay... i feel like this was a heavily overlooked post....
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Post by Deleted on Apr 17, 2019 12:11:03 GMT -5
why buy the cow when you could get the malk for free.
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on Apr 17, 2019 12:21:06 GMT -5
Posting to read after therapy. Either of you guys need me to ask my therapist anything for you? Maybe work on your βmindfulnessβ in the interim.
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Apr 17, 2019 12:44:25 GMT -5
I don't want to be wholly insensitive and keep making jokes but all I can think about is those "b9 board ruined my life" stickers.
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