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Post by MMST3K on Oct 5, 2024 12:00:29 GMT -5
Over the last month I’ve invested all of my mental and emotional reserves on Joker 2 underperforming at the box office.  |
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Post by solidsnake on Oct 5, 2024 12:10:25 GMT -5
Over the last month I’ve invested all of my mental and emotional reserves on Joker 2 underperforming at the box office. My cross to bear. Nobody else summoned the courage or resolve. I had no choice. |
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Post by MMST3K on Oct 5, 2024 12:25:49 GMT -5
My cross to bear. Nobody else summoned the courage or resolve. I had no choice. Imagine if when Christ was up there on the cross... Man: So whys he up there? Woman: Thought Joker 2 was gonna suck Man: He saw the trailer too? |
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Oct 5, 2024 15:26:55 GMT -5
movie starts off with da joker in like a psychiatric prison for killing the dad from meet the parents. he sings for 3 minutes or so some stuff happens and then he meets harley quinn (played by lord googoo) in the hospital choir and they sing. some singing and shit happens. eventually she sets a fire and then they sing some more before they almost escape but they dont and then they sing some more. joker goes to court and theres more singing. harley quinn shows up to the court and they sing some more. then theres more singing. then he gets interviewed in his hospital and sings more. he ends up in solitary confinement and somehow lord googoo gets let in and they fuck for about 15 seconds before da joker busts (which made him easier to indentify with imo). eventually hes back in court where he sings some more and harley quinn also sings a bit. now heres where it gets interesting: theres more singing. in court he fires his lawyer and represents himself. eventually he decides hes not really the joker and that he is actually himself (but at this point ive forgotten what the actual characters name is). anyways some mote stuff happens and hes in court about to be found guilty for the murder of those people or whatever when a carbomb explodes and destroys the court room. a buncha people die and he is blown to safety. harvey dent (played by a terrible actor and who was introduced earlier in the movie but in a way not worth mentioning (bad actor)) becomes two face in the explosion. so after the explosion da joker sort of meanders out da building and some clown dudes (one of them dressed as the joker) usher him into a car and drive for a little bit when da joker decides to jump out and run on foot. as hes running away on foot the cops show up and he somehow manages to elude them for a while and eventually he tracks down harley quinn (lord googoo) and she has a different hairstyle and is all "all we had was the fantasy and you gave up on that" or whatever and shes singing and da joker starts being all "i dont wanna sing anymore" which is honestly kinda crazy because its what i had been thinking as soon as they broke into the second song. cops show up and da joker is apprehended. he goes back to da asylum where he is stabbed to death by some guy that i guess then becomes the real joker or whatever.
issa real piece of shit movie
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Post by solidsnake on Oct 5, 2024 15:34:40 GMT -5
movie starts off with da joker in like a psychiatric prison for killing the dad from meet the parents. he sings for 3 minutes or so some stuff happens and then he meets harley quinn (played by lord googoo) in the hospital choir and they sing. some singing and shit happens. eventually she sets a fire and then they sing some more before they almost escape but they dont and then they sing some more. joker goes to court and theres more singing. harley quinn shows up to the court and they sing some more. then theres more singing. then he gets interviewed in his hospital and sings more. he ends up in solitary confinement and somehow lord googoo gets let in and they fuck for about 15 seconds before da joker busts (which made him easier to indentify with imo). eventually hes back in court where he sings some more and harley quinn also sings a bit. now heres where it gets interesting: theres more singing. in court he fires his lawyer and represents himself. eventually he decides hes not really the joker and that he is actually himself (but at this point ive forgotten what the actual characters name is). anyways some mote stuff happens and hes in court about to be found guilty for the murder of those people or whatever when a carbomb explodes and destroys the court room. a buncha people die and he is blown to safety. harvey dent (played by a terrible actor and who was introduced earlier in the movie but in a way not worth mentioning (bad actor)) becomes two face in the explosion. so after the explosion da joker sort of meanders out da building and some clown dudes (one of them dressed as the joker) usher him into a car and drive for a little bit when da joker decides to jump out and run on foot. as hes running away on foot the cops show up and he somehow manages to elude them for a while and eventually he tracks down harley quinn (lord googoo) and she has a different hairstyle and is all "all we had was the fantasy and you gave up on that" or whatever and shes singing and da joker starts being all "i dont wanna sing anymore" which is honestly kinda crazy because its what i had been thinking as soon as they broke into the second song. cops show up and da joker is apprehended. he goes back to da asylum where he is stabbed to death by some guy that i guess then becomes the real joker or whatever. issa real piece of shit movie You saved me time. Now I never have to see it. Thank you. |
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Post by Athrenody on Oct 5, 2024 15:57:03 GMT -5
harvey dent (played by a terrible actor and who was introduced earlier in the movie but in a way not worth mentioning (bad actor)) becomes two face in the explosion. issa real piece of shit movie
No. He is insanely good in Industry. I blame the shit movie for this part.
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Oct 5, 2024 16:05:24 GMT -5
just like the post man
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Post by Ian MacFlai on Oct 5, 2024 20:50:15 GMT -5
harvey dent (played by a terrible actor and who was introduced earlier in the movie but in a way not worth mentioning (bad actor)) becomes two face in the explosion. issa real piece of shit movie
No. He is insanely good in Industry. I blame the shit movie for this part.
funny, just looked this up and Ken Leung also from Industry is in it - actually the cast looks pretty great on paper but i have a personal grudge against Todd Phillips, so thanks Magnum P.P. for confirming it's shit |
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Post by Aaron on Oct 5, 2024 20:52:41 GMT -5
The Substance. Holy Shit.
So insane. So weirdly horny. So awesome.
Nothing could have prepared me for those final 10/20 minutes. Seeing numerous walkouts in the final 10 sorta enhanced the experience tbh.
Fucking bonkers.
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Oct 5, 2024 21:09:32 GMT -5
The Substance. Holy Shit. So insane. So weirdly horny. So awesome. Nothing could have prepared me for those final 10/20 minutes. Seeing numerous walkouts in the final 10 sorta enhanced the experience tbh. Fucking bonkers. What the fuck? Bunch of bozos. Those last 20 minutes made the movie a new body horror classic. |
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Post by solidsnake on Oct 5, 2024 21:50:09 GMT -5
Joker 2 might open lower than Morbius.
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Post by solidsnake on Oct 5, 2024 21:59:46 GMT -5
Don’t like my boy Macon Blair getting done dirty on Toxic Avenger. Been waiting forever. Since it seems obvious it’s not getting a theatrical release, or at least not one that exceeds a handful of theaters, what’s stopping studio from selling it off to a streamer?
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Post by ☭ Bob Loblaw ☭ on Oct 5, 2024 22:11:33 GMT -5
When I saw the first trailer for Joker 2 I did the Seinfeld welp I’m outta here gif in my head and I feel totally vindicated rn.
Full disclosure, I was very ambivalent on the first one.
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Post by crobssssss on Oct 5, 2024 23:14:30 GMT -5
Anyone ever seen Pin(1988) before? That shit rocked. Watched it last night. Shoutout OND for the rec.
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Post by MMST3K on Oct 6, 2024 0:22:14 GMT -5
I saw the trailer for Joker 2 thought it was gonna suck. Was remined I'm horny for Lady Gaga and moved on.
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Oct 6, 2024 0:57:03 GMT -5
Rumours was pretty one-note, but silly and weird blast.
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Post by thezman on Oct 6, 2024 1:22:42 GMT -5
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Post by dr strangelove on Oct 6, 2024 7:24:45 GMT -5
Anyone ever seen Pin(1988) before? That shit rocked. Watched it last night. Shoutout OND for the rec. A Canadian classic!! Haven't seen it in over 25 years, need to change that soon. |
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Post by dr strangelove on Oct 6, 2024 7:26:29 GMT -5
Don’t like my boy Macon Blair getting done dirty on Toxic Avenger. Been waiting forever. Since it seems obvious it’s not getting a theatrical release, or at least not one that exceeds a handful of theaters, what’s stopping studio from selling it off to a streamer? Right there with you, can't wait to finally see this. |
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Post by lilpat on Oct 6, 2024 8:30:02 GMT -5
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Post by solidsnake on Oct 6, 2024 8:42:53 GMT -5
Yeah, this just makes it less likely for director’s to get final cut with a big budget and gives studios another reason to be risk averse. |
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Post by crobssssss on Oct 6, 2024 10:21:19 GMT -5
Anyone ever seen Pin(1988) before? That shit rocked. Watched it last night. Shoutout OND for the rec. A Canadian classic!! Haven't seen it in over 25 years, need to change that soon. It’s on YouTube for free! |
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Post by solidsnake on Oct 6, 2024 11:20:40 GMT -5
Not a question if Joker 2 hits 500 million now, so I will declare victory. Time to double down. I think it doesn’t hit 400 million. Fuck it, let’s do it again. This bitch ain’t hitting 300 million. |
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Post by solidsnake on Oct 6, 2024 11:48:38 GMT -5
Not a question if Joker 2 hits 500 million now, so I will declare victory. Time to double down. I think it doesn’t hit 400 million. Fuck it, let’s do it again. This bitch ain’t hitting 300 million. Riding high on my vindicated prophetic abilities, gonna truly go out on a limb and say it’s not crossing 260 million. First time I feel shaky on this. Foreign audiences might be more hip to it than they were to, say, The Marvels. |
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Post by solidsnake on Oct 6, 2024 11:52:36 GMT -5
A sequel that costs over 3x to make, that does 1/4 the business of its predecessor, is my favorite sort of schadenfreude.
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Post by thezman on Oct 6, 2024 11:57:24 GMT -5
Why are you against punk (joker 2 is punk as fuck)
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Post by Cholo Molester on Oct 6, 2024 12:06:06 GMT -5
Tik tok keeps showing me megalopolis clips and I can’t believe the whole movie isn’t an SNL skit. The “go back to the cluuuuub” line fucks me up. I might have to add “emersonian mind” to my daily dialogue. I think I might have to go watch it after eating a 100mg edible or something.
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Oct 6, 2024 12:08:25 GMT -5
About to watch Joker 2 because I am punk as fuck
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Post by crobssssss on Oct 6, 2024 12:34:08 GMT -5
I’m gonna wait to see joker 2. Seeing A Different Man today instead.
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Post by solidsnake on Oct 6, 2024 12:41:58 GMT -5
I’m keeping a list of everyone in this thread who is boosting that box office.
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