theboobox
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Post by theboobox on Aug 19, 2024 9:52:13 GMT -5
One broken leg and that was it for Lance...oof
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Aug 19, 2024 13:59:48 GMT -5
I hope a tactical nuke is dropped on this loser.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Aug 19, 2024 14:02:26 GMT -5
I think most of my enemies are from making fun of peoples' choices in life
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Aug 19, 2024 15:02:20 GMT -5
I hope a tactical nuke is dropped on this loser. you arguably play the 2nd softest position in football (long snapper #1). die already
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Post by youthofwhodey on Aug 19, 2024 15:19:23 GMT -5
I hope a tactical nuke is dropped on this loser. you arguably play the 2nd softest position in football (long snapper #1). die already Kicker is way softer than long snapper. Still have to do some blocking, and some still play other special teams like kick off, or at least Bengals legend Clark Harris used to.
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refill
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Post by refill on Aug 19, 2024 15:31:44 GMT -5
He just walking around with a special kicker shoe in that bag?
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Aug 19, 2024 15:35:13 GMT -5
I hate jon weeks but not as much as whoever's punting
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Post by bricksandbones on Aug 20, 2024 13:26:29 GMT -5
Chiming in to second that kicker is softer than long snapper
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krujones
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Post by krujones on Aug 20, 2024 13:33:26 GMT -5
lol the top comment
Wu Tang is for the Children @wutangkids Β· 22h Just kick the damn ball you pile of human trash
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Post by youthofwhodey on Aug 21, 2024 7:45:54 GMT -5
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djilo91
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Post by djilo91 on Aug 22, 2024 7:58:53 GMT -5
Falcons might be frisky this year.
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Post by krujones on Aug 22, 2024 8:03:26 GMT -5
I think they're a little light at WR and I fully expect Kirk to shit the bed at some point. But they will be fun to watch probably
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Post by djilo91 on Aug 22, 2024 9:55:24 GMT -5
I think they're a little light at WR and I fully expect Kirk to shit the bed at some point. But they will be fun to watch probably Defense should be good
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Aug 22, 2024 10:52:49 GMT -5
Cousins hasnt amounted to anything and winning the NFC South isnt any sort of accomplishment
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Post by jj____ on Aug 22, 2024 13:19:51 GMT -5
I hope a tactical nuke is dropped on this loser. βI never fuckin said that you weird sockless twinkβ-Winston Churchill
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krujones
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Post by krujones on Aug 22, 2024 13:31:24 GMT -5
He stood up for telling women to get back into the kitchen. He is so brave
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Post by youthofwhodey on Aug 22, 2024 13:34:06 GMT -5
Mf looks like he's Amish, are we surprised he views women in that way
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refill
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Post by refill on Aug 22, 2024 17:05:46 GMT -5
Cousins hasnt amounted to anything and winning the NFC South isnt any sort of accomplishment
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Post by thefarce on Aug 22, 2024 17:08:01 GMT -5
I hope a tactical nuke is dropped on this loser. Dude never recovered from hearing jokes about his last name in middle school
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Post by bricksandbones on Aug 22, 2024 17:43:43 GMT -5
Handmaids Tale cosplay
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Post by refill on Aug 22, 2024 19:54:16 GMT -5
Bitch ass Butker just missed. 59 yarder but still, fuck him.
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Post by youthofwhodey on Aug 22, 2024 22:50:02 GMT -5
I'm legit bummed Penix landed in ATL. Dude gave me the best college football year of my life when he was at IU. Was really hoping the Raiders wouldve moved up for him so he could start instantly. Dont understand drafting an older QB prospect when you just paid a QB a lot. By the time Cousins contract has a solid out Penix will be pushing 30. Falcons are a hard-rocking org.
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Post by Reasonablepizza518 on Aug 23, 2024 7:32:33 GMT -5
I thought it was dumb as fuck at first but I understand it from the front office perspective. Whose QB room do you like more than Atlanta right now?
Cousins is 36 and coming off a major injury. If he goes down, now you have a promising rookie with a ton of starting experience.
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Post by youthofwhodey on Aug 23, 2024 8:25:47 GMT -5
I thought it was dumb as fuck at first but I understand it from the front office perspective. Whose QB room do you like more than Atlanta right now? Cousins is 36 and coming off a major injury. If he goes down, now you have a promising rookie with a ton of starting experience. I certainly get that part, but if he doesn't play you put your self in a Jordan Love situation where he's spent his whole rookie contract which is usually when good Qb's are cheapest, and then you have to dish out a mega deal based on very little game tape or let your first round pick walk.
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Post by variousmaterials on Aug 23, 2024 10:19:15 GMT -5
Lost in the fog of Falcons talk (wtf?) is the reality that Minnesota is poised to be garbage. Darnold's renaissance (lol) has the ceiling of Geno Smith's, which, if you pay close attention, has completely fucked Seattle out of being able to do the rebuild without any realistic chance of a SB appearance. The defense is still mid-to-bad and they tried to patch holes with washouts (I like Dallas Turner tho), Addison is already suspended, Hock is still hurt, Aaron Jones turns 30 this year, and McCarthy doesn't even get to learn in practice for the entire season while he rehabs (not a 1st round guy anyway). Could easily turn into the season Jefferson opts out. And then what next year? If they retain KOC, they'll have to give JJ a trial year, but, if they get rid of KOC, do they use the early pick on another QB essentially neutralizing the '24 draft?
Not to pile on to Avoidance, but the Cousins talk got me thinking about the Vikes offseason consisting of DUIs, deaths, and knee injuries. All while Detroit is on the up and GB and CHI are gonna have a season to determine if their new-look QBs are legit.
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Aug 23, 2024 11:56:23 GMT -5
I thought it was dumb as fuck at first but I understand it from the front office perspective. Whose QB room do you like more than Atlanta right now? Cousins is 36 and coming off a major injury. If he goes down, now you have a promising rookie with a ton of starting experience. they sighned cousins a month before drafting penix though. atl was super dumb one way or another
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Post by krujones on Aug 23, 2024 11:59:55 GMT -5
Its just so hilarious that he left MN because they said they were going to draft a QB and then he goes to Atlanta and whoops!
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Post by mistah like ur post on Aug 23, 2024 12:15:49 GMT -5
Carson Steele, my favorite Boogie Nights character:
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Post by djilo91 on Aug 23, 2024 16:43:40 GMT -5
Carson Steele, my favorite Boogie Nights character: I always preferred Chest Rockwell
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on Aug 23, 2024 16:50:03 GMT -5
Buff Manchest
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