refill
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Post by refill on May 9, 2024 11:34:31 GMT -5
My bad, Commander is the biter, not Major. What she said was actually more insane than I thought hahaha
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Post by Deleted on May 9, 2024 11:37:15 GMT -5
She is oddly fixated on the subject of dog murder
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Post by Perm’d by God on May 9, 2024 11:37:44 GMT -5
I really wanna hear Trump make fun of her. Nasty Dog Killing Kristi Noem
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on May 9, 2024 11:42:33 GMT -5
Risky Kristi Noem, they call her! Very sad!
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Post by Sorley Boy on May 9, 2024 13:27:56 GMT -5
Kirstie Noem, some think she's attractive, but I've seen better personally. I've seen better! If you want plastic surgery you have to go to the best. It has to be the best. It has to be the best or you end up looking like Crazy Nancy Pelosi, and that's not so nice.
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Post by Frederik on May 9, 2024 13:39:52 GMT -5
One big takeaway from growing up around white trash is that they really love to abuse and kill animals
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Post by borntodie on May 9, 2024 13:57:03 GMT -5
My bad, Commander is the biter, not Major. What she said was actually more insane than I thought hahaha i think it was hunter, actually
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killedbyboard
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Post by killedbyboard on May 9, 2024 14:02:14 GMT -5
She's the only candidate with a dog murder platform at all, which I think is really brave in these divided times.
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Post by borntodie on May 9, 2024 14:04:01 GMT -5
is worship her campaign manager
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killedbyboard
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Post by killedbyboard on May 9, 2024 14:04:06 GMT -5
I really wanna hear Trump make fun of her. Come on Trump, throw her a bone.
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Post by theywalkedinline on May 9, 2024 18:35:03 GMT -5
I'd take Noem to Beetljuice.
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Post by mazzario on May 9, 2024 18:38:50 GMT -5
She's the only candidate with a dog murder platform at all, which I think is really brave in these divided times. there has to be a mitt romney type candidate every election cycle now
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Post by Porch Honky on May 9, 2024 18:42:36 GMT -5
Binders full of women made him the perfect Chalz candidate
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refill
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Post by refill on May 9, 2024 19:32:38 GMT -5
What's funny is there's also a possibility she didn't give her pup the Lenny treatment but her handlers/ghostwriters thought small town America would be stoked to think she did.
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on May 9, 2024 19:33:33 GMT -5
I want it to come out that it was written by AI using a few prompts.
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Post by DrewBlood on May 10, 2024 8:46:42 GMT -5
Commander out here biting the shit out of fascist SS agents, hero dog
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Frederik
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Post by Frederik on May 10, 2024 10:03:32 GMT -5
What's funny is there's also a possibility she didn't give her pup the Lenny treatment but her handlers/ghostwriters thought small town America would be stoked to think she did. "Kristi, we think you'd really connect with main street USA if you admitted to murdering your dog."
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on May 10, 2024 10:12:11 GMT -5
Little known fact that Clinton's second term was clinched by chucking Socks the cat through a plate glass window.
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on May 10, 2024 10:57:22 GMT -5
Little known fact that Clinton's second term was clinched by chucking Socks the cat through a plate glass window. and they give Hillary credit for breaking the glass ceiling.
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Post by Pat on May 10, 2024 11:03:21 GMT -5
I want it to come out that it was written by AI using a few prompts.
It's the same robot that did her facial fillers.
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Post by Deleted on May 10, 2024 17:30:22 GMT -5
Erik and Chalie, I am not kidding when I ask… who do you really work for
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Post by BlindJusticeIntoLastWarning on May 10, 2024 18:57:34 GMT -5
She definitely didn't even read her own ghostwritten book, and then just blew through the audio book recording of it lol. She’s actually the narrator for the audio book apparently, so she cant try to claim something snuck by her.
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on May 10, 2024 19:01:40 GMT -5
That's what I'm sayin doe, it'd be hilarious if she's really so dumb she did an audio book on total autopilot without paying attention to shit that stood out.
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Post by boundforgloryhole on May 14, 2024 23:15:51 GMT -5
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on May 14, 2024 23:31:42 GMT -5
Honestly thought that was some sort of AI Back to the Future sequel from the thumbnail.
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Post by ITID on May 14, 2024 23:36:07 GMT -5
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Post by Perm’d by God on May 15, 2024 10:25:31 GMT -5
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on May 15, 2024 11:27:39 GMT -5
I can't help being weak, I have an iron deficiency. Get off my back, fascist Michelle Rodriguez.
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on May 15, 2024 11:29:00 GMT -5
running in a weighted vest is one of the dumbest things you can do to your body as a form of exercise
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Post by boundforgloryhole on May 15, 2024 13:10:53 GMT -5
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