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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 28, 2024 14:07:30 GMT -5
Okay how about this solution: Every US citizen is given a gun at birth. Every year they're given ONE (1) bullet. You can shoot one person with that bullet. At the end of the year your bullet is taken (and you are awarded a new bullet.) Would that make everybody here happy? As long as they give me a Heckler & Koch P7 or a Mauser Volkspistole, yes. |
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Post by thezman on Aug 28, 2024 14:08:35 GMT -5
A couple of stipulations:
1. You can not fire someone else's gun or bullet
2. All shootings are public record
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Post by itii on Aug 28, 2024 14:10:41 GMT -5
What if I've exchanged my gun for drugs or sex?
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Post by AL 🎄✨🦌 on Aug 28, 2024 14:11:16 GMT -5
I have a confession every single belief of mine is based on vibes
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 28, 2024 14:12:35 GMT -5
A couple of stipulations: 1. You can not fire someone else's gun or bullet 2. All shootings are public record That’s fine I don’t want to shoot anyone, I just want them in my collection and can’t afford either. |
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 28, 2024 14:13:28 GMT -5
What if I've exchanged my gun for drugs or sex? Just shoot them after you get the drugs or the sex. Government sponsored cheat code. |
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Aug 28, 2024 14:14:28 GMT -5
There's the legal definition of a word and then the generally accepted definition of the word, is this the basis of the argument that is happening right now? Reminds me of when people start bickering about "theory", halfway through realizing one is using the scientific definition and the other the general definition. But everybody is so enraged they just keep arguing past that point haha I think you missed the point. |
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Post by johnny two cool on Aug 28, 2024 14:14:39 GMT -5
Owning a gun for "self-defense" is so silly. You should own a gun because it's cool.
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Post by johnny two cool on Aug 28, 2024 14:15:00 GMT -5
Narc not only blaming undocumented immigrants for the failures of the LA transit system, he is a genocide denier. The People love to see his downfall in real time. I did no such thing and you know it |
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Aug 28, 2024 14:15:37 GMT -5
Roses are red
Violets are blue
NARC loves genocide
And hates poors too
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Post by throwdemgunz on Aug 28, 2024 14:17:57 GMT -5
Is your point that the US government would have to recognize it as a genocide before acting to ensure more aid gets through or that Palestinians be granted refugee status? Because yeah no shit. no. Ok great thanks for clearing that up |
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Post by Tstigz on Aug 28, 2024 14:18:48 GMT -5
I bet shooting someone feels awesome if it’s anything like stabbing im all for it
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Post by johnny two cool on Aug 28, 2024 14:19:15 GMT -5
My attempt to elevate the level of discourse has failed.
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Aug 28, 2024 14:20:33 GMT -5
I bet shooting someone feels awesome if it’s anything like stabbing im all for it  |
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Post by thezman on Aug 28, 2024 14:27:28 GMT -5
What if I've exchanged my gun for drugs or sex? No. You are tethered to your gun. If you are ever found with someone else's gun or without your own: you will be disintegrated without trial. |
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Post by AL 🎄✨🦌 on Aug 28, 2024 14:28:17 GMT -5
I bet shooting someone feels awesome if it’s anything like stabbing im all for it that's what guy from CMI was saying |
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Aug 28, 2024 14:31:36 GMT -5
Why does everyone assume that the gun assighned will be a handgun? Single-shot rifles (e.g., the Ruger No. 1) exist to this day.
...And now I'm on a list.
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Post by Talentless Elvis Costello on Aug 28, 2024 14:32:59 GMT -5
The truth doesn't matter at all it just makes us weak. : ) |
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Post by itii on Aug 28, 2024 14:33:58 GMT -5
What if I've exchanged my gun for drugs or sex? No. You are tethered to your gun. If you are ever found with someone else's gun or without your own: you will be disintegrated without trial. Tethered how? And do you think forcing people to be armed during intimacy will create a change in birthrate due to changed sexual dynamics and new fetishisms? |
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 28, 2024 14:38:31 GMT -5
Why does everyone assume that the gun assighned will be a handgun? Single-shot rifles (e.g., the Ruger No. 1) exist to this day. ...And now I'm on a list. Because I think the government is probably too cheap to give me a $30,000 STG-44. A $2,500 rare collectible pistol is equally unlikely but I figured it’s good to be more reasonable for this thought exercise. |
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 28, 2024 14:40:24 GMT -5
Guns are a political issue, let’s talk about cool guns. What cool guns do you all want?
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Post by thezman on Aug 28, 2024 14:41:12 GMT -5
No. You are tethered to your gun. If you are ever found with someone else's gun or without your own: you will be disintegrated without trial. Tethered how? And do you think forcing people to be armed during intimacy will create a change in birthrate due to changed sexual dynamics and new fetishisms? If you exceed a distance of 3 feet from your gun, you will disintegrate. Everything will change. Nothing will be the same. Birth rates will need to initially increase because fatalities will spike until they eventually plateau and drop back to a reasonable level. |
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Post by thefarce on Aug 28, 2024 14:43:05 GMT -5
Why does everyone assume that the gun assighned will be a handgun? Single-shot rifles (e.g., the Ruger No. 1) exist to this day. ...And now I'm on a list. If sperging about firearms was enough to get you on a list I wouldn’t be able to board a plane |
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Post by itii on Aug 28, 2024 14:44:20 GMT -5
3 ft is ridiculously small
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Post by thezman on Aug 28, 2024 14:45:16 GMT -5
3 ft is ridiculously small 4 ft then. |
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Post by itii on Aug 28, 2024 14:47:18 GMT -5
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Post by antipasto on Aug 28, 2024 14:54:49 GMT -5
Guns are a political issue, let’s talk about cool guns. What cool guns do you all want? I want a s&w model 69 (nice) combat magnum |
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Post by Talentless Elvis Costello on Aug 28, 2024 14:55:05 GMT -5
cmon Z Man be reasonable
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Post by thezman on Aug 28, 2024 14:56:38 GMT -5
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Aug 28, 2024 15:05:19 GMT -5
Guns are a political issue, let’s talk about cool guns. What cool guns do you all want? I want a s&w model 69 (nice) combat magnum That’s gotta be miserable to shoot. No thanks. |
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