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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2019 13:25:41 GMT -5
They're not even conservative on most policy issues. That's the dumb part. It's completely media related cultural signifiers they hate. All fat dumpy failures needing some vessel for their rage.
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on Oct 4, 2019 13:51:47 GMT -5
My old man hates the government but is also slightly racist and my mom is a criminal and hates the police probably more than me it's pretty sick but she loves the military which is weird You’d almost think you were from NH
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2019 13:53:58 GMT -5
It bums me out that some of you have to deal with conservative parents. Not that I've talked to my old man in over 40 months, but last time I checked he was liberal as fuck while saying racist shit. So I guess like spsp said, "Shitlib."
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Post by Yung Nick on Oct 4, 2019 13:54:18 GMT -5
My old man hates the government but is also slightly racist and my mom is a criminal and hates the police probably more than me it's pretty sick but she loves the military which is weird You’d almost think you were from NH Live Free or Die baby!!!!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2019 14:02:15 GMT -5
It bums me out that some of you have to deal with conservative parents. Not that I've talked to my old man in over 40 months, but last time I checked he was liberal as fuck while saying racist shit. So I guess like spsp said, "Shitlib." Racist shit is my dad almost exactly. Watches MSNBC all day. Will go on anti-Trump rants at the drop of a hat. But constantly makes racist jokes. So much for hippies.
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Post by Yung Nick on Oct 4, 2019 14:06:50 GMT -5
Not that I've talked to my old man in over 40 months, but last time I checked he was liberal as fuck while saying racist shit. So I guess like spsp said, "Shitlib." Racist shit is my dad almost exactly. Watches MSNBC all day. Will go on anti-Trump rants at the drop of a hat. But constantly makes racist jokes. So much for hippies. This is my dad as well
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2019 14:08:19 GMT -5
I fuck with the educated libs and call them racist for not going to working class bars and hating sports.
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Post by Frederik on Oct 4, 2019 14:18:14 GMT -5
My dad underwen't this transformation during the last 5 years from being a pretty typical Democrat to basically having the same social beliefs as Conservative Christians (a group he used to make fun of). Pro-Life, Anti-Vax, has made weird, derogatory comments to me about LGBTQ and Muslims. The last time we talked about politics, I got heated when he said kids shouldn't get free breakfast at school, because my grandmom made him breakfast when he was a kid (what kind of fucking logic is that?). His wife is straight up lunatic, and I think that's where he's got a lot of this from.
My mom works with the Green Party in Luxembourg and believes that Europe is going to fall to pieces once Merkel is gone.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2019 14:18:21 GMT -5
Not that I've talked to my old man in over 40 months, but last time I checked he was liberal as fuck while saying racist shit. So I guess like spsp said, "Shitlib." Racist shit is my dad almost exactly. Watches MSNBC all day. Will go on anti-Trump rants at the drop of a hat. But constantly makes racist jokes. So much for hippies. Swap MSNBC for CNN and this my dad too. He finally stopped making fun of women a few years ago, so maybe the jokes about Asian people will stop?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2019 14:21:48 GMT -5
Last discussion we had was about vaping ban and how China has no regulations (LOL) so I just out freemarketed them and said that's just big government and big tobacco working against my right to smoke. I was able to still vape in doors when Obama was in office.
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Post by DrewBlood on Oct 4, 2019 14:38:55 GMT -5
Most of my family is new deal democrats but I’ve had an aunt and uncle fall victim to fox news kool aid, and that shit sucks. Two lifelong union members and the moment they get close to retirement, they turn their backs on solidarity.
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Post by lil stormy on Oct 4, 2019 14:39:30 GMT -5
My dad just wanted to grill. And fish. He only told me one racist joke when I was a kid (this was the late 70s), about a truck load of bowling balls going through Mississippi. Still the funniest joke I've ever heard, racist or not.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2019 14:41:20 GMT -5
share joke pc free zone here.
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Post by Yung Nick on Oct 4, 2019 14:46:05 GMT -5
I know the joke and can say there would be some complaints if posted here
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2019 14:59:29 GMT -5
I know the joke and can say there would be some complaints if posted here The one about laying eggs, right?
Found it on reddit by doing a google search.
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Post by Yung Nick on Oct 4, 2019 15:03:09 GMT -5
I know the joke and can say there would be some complaints if posted here The one about laying eggs, right?
Found it on reddit by doing a google search. Yup thats the one
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2019 15:03:29 GMT -5
oh yeah, that's a rough one
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2019 15:05:10 GMT -5
The one about laying eggs, right?
Found it on reddit by doing a google search. Yup thats the one I mean, I laughed mostly out of the absurdity of some dumb hillbilly cop thinking black people lay eggs but yeah, it's not exactly something that should get posted here.
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Oct 4, 2019 15:05:21 GMT -5
Hmm
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on Oct 4, 2019 15:15:17 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2019 15:21:53 GMT -5
that joke is hilarious and can totally imagine some dumb mushmouth southern cop saying that
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Post by Yung Nick on Oct 4, 2019 15:24:44 GMT -5
that joke is hilarious and can totally imagine some dumb mushmouth southern cop saying that totally, thats where i get humor from it
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Post by Deleted on Oct 4, 2019 15:25:46 GMT -5
I laughed and I'm so fucking cancelled right now
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Post by Yung Nick on Oct 4, 2019 15:28:41 GMT -5
Someone use a burner o-count and post it
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Post by lobsterdog on Oct 4, 2019 15:36:43 GMT -5
My mom is a shitlib who voted for Charlie Baker
My stepdad is a true weirdo independent who voted for Ross Perot twice, Bernie in the primary and Gary Johnson in the general in 2016. I think he's basically a new deal Democrat that thinks the Japanese internment camps were a good idea.
My dad, I have very very little doubt he'd be a full blown Trump guy were he still alive.
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Post by refill on Oct 4, 2019 15:52:52 GMT -5
My mom and her husband visited a couple weeks ago. Husband is a real Scooge-like conservative. I told him I can't wait for Bernie to get elected, so poor people could have all his money and he would spend the rest of his days at a labor camp. He didn't like that, but I'd had a few drinks by then.
My dad's a Grill-ocrat.
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Post by killthekool on Oct 4, 2019 16:18:56 GMT -5
PUSSIES As he’s cruising down the highway in Alabama, he passes two black boys traveling down the road on a bike. He ignores them and continues down the road a bit before stopping at a diner to eat some delicious chicken-fried steak. After he’s finished eating, it begins to rain, and he continues back out on the road.
After a few minutes it really begins to pour down. He passes the same two black boys on their bicycle, who are completely soaked. He feels bad for them, so he pulls over and offers them a ride. “You boys are welcome to have a ride, but I don’t have room up here so you will have to sit in the trailer with the bowling balls.” They agree to hop in for a ride, so they grab the bike and hop into the trailer. The trucker closes the doors and hops in and takes off.
After a few minutes he notices that he is being pulled over, so he stops. A county sheriff walks up to the cab and tells the trucker that he is conducting a routine inspection to look for drugs, guns, or other illegal goods. The trucker agrees to have his truck searched by the sheriff.
The sheriff begins his inspection looking around the cab and then under it, moving down until he gets to the rear trailer doors. He opens the doors and gasps in horror. He immediately slams the trailer doors, locks them, and quickly runs back to his squad car. He grabs the radio and screams as loud as he can in his southern accent, “HOLY SHIT 911!! SEND HELP!! We gots a trucker haulin’ a shitload of feller eggs, 2 of ‘em just hatched and stole a bicycle!”
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on Oct 4, 2019 16:28:37 GMT -5
listening to the NPR story about the Kavanaugh confirmation which mostly regards CBF
that, more than anything else the past 3+ years, is what I will forever be the angriest about
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Post by lil stormy on Oct 4, 2019 16:28:59 GMT -5
I mean, I laughed mostly out of the absurdity of some dumb hillbilly cop thinking black people lay eggs but yeah, it's not exactly something that should get posted here. Basically the hicks in the truck pick up 2 hitchhikers (one is pushing a bike) and they get in the back of the truck with the bowling balls. The joke ends with one cop telling another cop "two already hatched and one already stole a bike". Keep in mind it was told to me in 1978 and I haven't repeated it in over 25 years. Edit - didn't realize somebody posted the entire joke
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Post by The new Jan Brady on Oct 4, 2019 17:01:00 GMT -5
listening to the NPR story about the Kavanaugh confirmation which mostly regards CBF that, more than anything else the past 3+ years, is what I will forever be the angriest about Definitely gonna have the longest lasting impact.
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