Biggest issue with work/public restrooms?

[sarahohio]

Pubic hair. Someone(s) at my work is constantly leaving pubic hair on the toilet seat. Every once in awhile it is clearly pet fur...but most of the time it's pubes. Like fuck, you have to turn around to flush the toilet, at the very least can you wipe your hair off the seat?!

[Yung Nick]

This dude I used to work with would pick his nose and leave the boogers on the wall in front of where you stand to pee

[cfloyd3]

I collect the pubes, so my biggest complaint is when there isn't any hair.

[chuggingpus]

I’ve only seen a glory hole like 2 times, why isn’t this more popular

[Koopsta Fella]

Some dude unrolls the toilet paper into the toilet then shits on top of it like everyday, that and boogers on the wall/ trump graffiti

[chuggingpus]

Also, it was clearly written on the stall that I could calll Shannon for a good time and her number. I called Shannon, she was not a good time, quite rude in fact. I don’t appreciate being lied to.

[Dgrub]

The flush on my work toilets are sensors, you literally just have to wave your hand in front of it and people still don’t flush their logs.

[ITID]

Jul 8, 2018 14:18:20 GMT -5 chuggingpus said:

I’ve only seen a glory hole like 2 times, why isn’t this more popular

Honestly, there's just not enough return on big dicks to work put into making the hole and money spent on duct tape.

[Deleted]

I hate when I'm crapping alone and some asshole comes in and stands around in the bathroom until I'm done. Go shit your pants, motherfucka...leave me alone.



Also sucks when two homo dad's use the bathroom as a congregation point. Can't you see someone is taking a shit in here? Show some fucking respect

[Yung Nick]

I hate when I'm in the bathroom trying to get into the stall to put my dick in the glory hole and my mate is waiting for me in the other stall but this asshole is always shitting there

[crawlingcosmichorror]

Jul 8, 2018 14:35:22 GMT -5 Dgrub said:

The flush on my work toilets are sensors, you literally just have to wave your hand in front of it and people still don’t flush their logs.

You literally have to stand up to flush the toilets at work.
Same shit.

[Percussionist Foster Grant]

People who don't fucking flush should seriously be hung in the town square. Absolute dumpster characteristic. The toilets at work are automatic and they still somehow fail to flush.

I recently used a private restroom at work and it smelled like a woman had calved a blood clot lasagna moments before I entered the room. I've never experienced a stinky tampon situation THAT fierce in my fucking life, holy shit.

People pissing on the toilet seat. This is grade school level shit and you're still failing at it. Jump in front of a bus.

People who take a smelly shit in a private restroom and close the door afterwards. A. People think the bathroom is occupied if the door is closed B. How the FUCK do you expect your dump to air out if you close the door? Kill yourself.

I'll routinely walk around the corner and enter the private restroom at work only to find some stooge filling his Kleen Kanteen or drying his hands with the door wide open. Close the fucking door if you're using the bathroom, you mong.

People who take ages to finish their business in the bathroom. It shouldn't take a man 5 minutes to piss, wash hands and exit the restroom. Develop some sense of urgency. This kind of shit is why America sucks dick.

[beckybreach]

When people don't wash their hands.

[sarahohio]

Jul 8, 2018 15:12:21 GMT -5 @Tay Lorm said:

People who take a smelly shit in a private restroom and close the door afterwards. A. People think the bathroom is occupied if the door is closed B. How the FUCK do you expect your dump to air out if you close the door? Kill yourself.

A girl at my work does this all the time. there is no air vent in the private restroom either so it just sits in the stench and gets hot.

[Deleted]

Those auto sensors that flush while youre still taking a shit and end up just getting shit water on your ass

[My Vagina is Designer]

I service supermarkets and I've shit in all out them

[Deleted]

Pissing on the seats and floor at work.
Bet these assholes pee with their pants around their ankles too.

[borntodie]

The staff bathroom for us is unisex, but there are two stalls, so sometimes I'll be peeing at the same time as a female colleague. :-S  So I take the long walk to the one-person-at-a-time marketing department bathroom.

[stephanie]

Everytime someone flushes a tampon it clogs the toilet. I know you don't want to throw it in the trash can but if you know the toilet clogs every time...

[Brah-lie]

People who take a rancid foul smelling dump and don’t do courtesy flushes, so they stink up the place.

[majormilfunction]

People who somehow smear shit directly on the seat. Do they wipe the seat with the dirty paper or do they slide over, spread their ass, and directly scrape their hole back and forth on the seat itself?

[Percussionist Foster Grant]

Jul 8, 2018 16:33:05 GMT -5 majormilfunction said:

People who somehow smear shit directly on the seat. Do they wipe the seat with the dirty paper or do they slide over, spread their ass, and directly scrape their hole back and forth on the seat itself?

This visual  (rofl)

[jimmyspudboy]

I work in a grocery store and lose hope for people whenever I have to clean the bathrooms at night. Buncha fucking mutants out there.

[jesper]

[xpatx]

Well it’s not me, I’m as smooth as a porcelain doll

[ExS]

i'm always amazed at how every square centimetre of the bowl is entirely caked in shit.

[moetthepoet]

Combined staff/public facilities are the absolute worst. Nothing like casting churchill's reflection whilst the herb in the stall next to you explodes, fails to flush, wipe or wash hands on exit.

[Deleted]

you guys would freak out at the state of the dunnies in trucking/logistics depots

also a lot of guys will actually hang out in cubicles watching movies or talking on the phone, like why would you chose to hang out in a filthy toilet cubicle.

also have heard guys jerking off to porn

[Yung Nick]

When there's a whole row of urinals and the person doesn't pick the one next to me. This thing ain't gonna tug itself, jesus christ.

[Percussionist Foster Grant]

For the restrooms I typically use at work, there are two private/locking door ones right next to each other. I'll sometimes go to use one and I'll use the one furthest away. People will walk up, try the handle on my door first before going into the other unoccupied one. WHY THE FUCK wouldn't you just immediately go to the unoccupied one?!!