NBA2K: Dead Rapist Helicopter Adventure edition

[itii]

Is scoot henderson the only g league success?

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[bonerinsweatpants]

Feb 17, 2024 20:37:13 GMT -5 itii said:

Is scoot henderson the only g league success?

Success = average rookie year off the bench?

[itii]

Feb 17, 2024 21:11:47 GMT -5 bonerinsweatpants said:

Feb 17, 2024 20:37:13 GMT -5 itii said:

Is scoot henderson the only g league success?

Success = average rookie year off the bench?

Yeah, pretty much

[dmk]

Feb 17, 2024 20:37:13 GMT -5 itii said:

Is scoot henderson the only g league success?

I just looked at the list of drafted players, and fucking none of them can shoot a decent average besides Jaden Hardy.

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wait so the two time reigning dunk contest champion is a white guy from the g league who defeated a fat guy from boston

its time to seriously discuss get rid of the dunk contest

[smashedbox]

jaylen brown really thought jumping over a midget youtuber sitting on a chair would make him win

[Daytona 500]

Feb 17, 2024 23:35:54 GMT -5 smashedbox said:

jaylen brown really thought jumping over a midget youtuber sitting on a chair would make him win

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Feb 17, 2024 23:35:54 GMT -5 smashedbox said:

jaylen brown really thought jumping over a midget youtuber sitting on a chair would make him win

or nonsensically wearing a dead kid's jersey. 

once again, they shouldn't allow jaylen brown to do things.

[I Gave You Power]

What the absolute fuck was wrong with Kenny Smith during the Sabrina/Steph thing? Like one step away from saying Sabrina needs to get back to the kitchen. Fucking embarrassing.

[bonerinsweatpants]

Jaylen Brown continuing to stack L's

[Daytona 500]

Feb 17, 2024 23:51:58 GMT -5 I Gave You Power said:

What the absolute fuck was wrong with Kenny Smith during the Sabrina/Steph thing? Like one step away from saying Sabrina needs to get back to the kitchen. Fucking embarrassing.

He was real fucking weird all night. Then he said Mac jumping over two people was the same as Jaylen’s boring dunk with a changed jersey.

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Feb 17, 2024 23:58:01 GMT -5 Daytona 500 said:

Feb 17, 2024 23:51:58 GMT -5 I Gave You Power said:

What the absolute fuck was wrong with Kenny Smith during the Sabrina/Steph thing? Like one step away from saying Sabrina needs to get back to the kitchen. Fucking embarrassing.

He was real fucking weird all night. Then he said Mac jumping over two people was the same as Jaylen’s boring dunk with a changed jersey.

what was it they said after he dunked it? THE FEELING WAS THERE or something stupid, like it was a bad dunk wearing a dead kid's jersey

[bonerinsweatpants]

Love that Ant Edwards shot 3s with his left hand to show he didn't care about the skills competition at all. I love anything to make his weekend pointless.

[Daytona 500]

Feb 18, 2024 0:03:23 GMT -5 @jamesk said:

Feb 17, 2024 23:58:01 GMT -5 Daytona 500 said:

He was real fucking weird all night. Then he said Mac jumping over two people was the same as Jaylen’s boring dunk with a changed jersey.

what was it they said after he dunked it? THE FEELING WAS THERE or something stupid, like it was a bad dunk wearing a dead kid's jersey

He also called Jaylen innovative or something along those lines.

[lobsterdog]

Jaylen should've dunked over all the copies of Protocols of the Elders of Zion that Kyrie has at his house

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Please stop letting Jaylen Brown do things. He thinks he’s Malcolm X when he’s really Donald Glover.

[Daytona 500]

Ahhh yes, the things that mean a lot to me, like this twitch streamer.

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How does him wearing a glove on the left hand send a message to his haters???

[Talentless Elvis Costello]

it represents his future exoneration from kid diddling

[Percussionist Foster Grant]

I wonder if there's a dude @ the NBA who takes his job way too seriously and cries in his car every time the All Star Weekend ratings come in.

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www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/nba/article-13099313/amp/NBA-Star-Game-slammed-disgraceful-farce-211-186-East-win-LeBron-James.html

No idea why everyone is so mad. The all star game is basically a standard NBA game now. It’s just way more pronounced cause everyone at the all star game is good at shooting / driving. Bad teams constantly play each other to 140-132 all the time in this league.

[smashedbox]

Damn James you read the dailymail

[smashedbox]

i think doncic was straight up drunk while he was playing

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Feb 19, 2024 11:30:04 GMT -5 smashedbox said:

Damn James you read the dailymail

no i googled "all star game criticism". skimmed through it. saw they were just highlighting tweets / quotes criticizing and was good enough for me to make my point.

they have good seo ok?

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www.espn.com/nba/story/_/id/39556264/nba-again-left-seeking-solutions-another-uncompetitive-all-star-game

"There were definitely some [discussions about the game being more competitive]," Boston Celtics forward Jaylen Brown said. "I'm not sure how successful that was, but there was definitely some discussions. I guess guys are trying to figure out how to do that at the same time as having fun, being safe, being injury-free.

"I guess more solutions need to be had to figure that out."

play defense, you motherfuckers

[lobsterdog]

I have an idea: don't have the fuckin game

[Daytona 500]

The second units, other than Jaylen and KAT, especially didn’t care. Starters vs starters was a little competitive but once the east started the second half hot the game completely broke down. Which is whatever. We know what the game is at this point, a vacation.

[Daytona 500]

It was funny listening to everyone hating having to be in Indianapolis.

[Avoidance Learning]

All star noms are in contract clauses so it will never go away, but the game itself fucking stinks and I don't know how people still watch it.