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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 17, 2020 12:31:27 GMT -5
Shredded wheat is, in fact, the worst cereal. It's a mound of flavorless shit with the consistency of birch wood chippies. It goes soggy in milk within 45 seconds, and you have to devote the same degree of vigilance to eating it that you'd put toward defusing a nuclear bomb. It's like a fucking race against time. The version of the cereal that's just a giant hunk of wheat? GTFO. I gotta break this thing up before I eat it now, too?  Shredded wheat is the worst cereal. Do you agree? |
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Post by lilmeatsauce on Mar 17, 2020 12:36:44 GMT -5
the giant size ones are only for the people with the highest risk of dying from COVID-19
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Post by dinosaur skellytan on Mar 17, 2020 12:40:02 GMT -5
The frosted mini kind are aight.
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 17, 2020 12:40:55 GMT -5
The frosted mini kind are aight.  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2020 12:43:41 GMT -5
Grape-Nuts
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Post by nothing on Mar 17, 2020 12:47:26 GMT -5
Giant ones are dumb but otherwise nah, these suckers are tasty.  All bran has a claim to being worse. It's like you're chewing on cardboard pellets. |
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 17, 2020 12:48:32 GMT -5
Giant ones are dumb but otherwise nah, these suckers are tasty. All bran has a claim to being worse. It's like you're chewing on cardboard pellets. If you're including Raisin Bran in this you might as well get ready to throw down. |
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Post by nothing on Mar 17, 2020 13:01:11 GMT -5
Pffffffffft nah, just all bran. What does board think is the best cereal is though.
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 17, 2020 13:02:48 GMT -5
Pffffffffft nah, just all bran. What does board think is the best cereal is though. Best "healthy" cereal option is Wheat Chex. Best "rot your teeth and get diabetes" cereal is forever Cap'n Crunch. Any variation of Cap'n Crunch, for that matter. |
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Post by nothing on Mar 17, 2020 13:44:01 GMT -5
Pffffffffft nah, just all bran. What does board think is the best cereal is though. Best "healthy" cereal option is Wheat Chex. Best "rot your teeth and get diabetes" cereal is forever Cap'n Crunch. Any variation of Cap'n Crunch, for that matter. Wheat Chex? This shit must be your top 5 cereals then huh?  |
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 17, 2020 13:47:27 GMT -5
Best "healthy" cereal option is Wheat Chex. Best "rot your teeth and get diabetes" cereal is forever Cap'n Crunch. Any variation of Cap'n Crunch, for that matter. Wheat Chex? This shit must be your top 5 cereals then huh? I mean, I've never seen that before, but it looks good. Wheat Chex is delicious and takes forever to go soggy. |
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Post by gold soundz on Mar 17, 2020 13:48:38 GMT -5
Frequent frosted mini wheats eater checking in. The jumbo sized unfrosted shits are nasty as hell though.
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 17, 2020 14:17:01 GMT -5
emacs is a shredded wheat apologist. To the gulag with you.
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Post by Frederik on Mar 17, 2020 14:36:10 GMT -5
Pffffffffft nah, just all bran. What does board think is the best cereal is though. Cinnamon Life and Honey Bunch of Oats w/Almonds. |
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Post by TheCauldronGlow on Mar 17, 2020 14:48:26 GMT -5
Hell nah frosted mini wheats are soo good. One of my favorites actually.
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on Mar 17, 2020 14:50:34 GMT -5
Frosted mini wheats fucking rule. This thread does not.
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Post by Pat on Mar 17, 2020 14:55:37 GMT -5
I'll take the giant wheat sponge over grape nuts any day.
People claiming Cap'n crunch is the best are the same one that are going to progress to corn pops. GTFO.
Fruity Pebbles is the shit.
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Post by face of a pervert on Mar 17, 2020 15:02:55 GMT -5
Cereal is a child’s breakfast
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2020 15:08:20 GMT -5
Cereal is a child’s breakfast i swear man you never lie |
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Post by treebeard is a mook on Mar 17, 2020 15:18:41 GMT -5
Don't get the shredded wheat hate up in here.
Btw my favorite cereal is Cracklin' Oat Bran, but that will do more of a number on your colon than Grape Nuts... ooooooof!!!!
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Post by face of a pervert on Mar 17, 2020 15:19:32 GMT -5
All these cereal dudes stocked up on uncrustables and hi-c to snack on while they watch dragonball z during the 2 week shutdown
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Mar 17, 2020 15:55:35 GMT -5
All these cereal muchachos stocked up on uncrustables and hi-c to snack on while they watch dragonball z during the 2 week shutdown I eat better than you, bitchbox. This thread is simply observational. |
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Post by face of a pervert on Mar 17, 2020 16:05:58 GMT -5
Post your kale or shut up bitch
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Post by The new Jan Brady on Mar 17, 2020 16:10:34 GMT -5
1. Cinnamon toast crunch
2. Kroger brand Cocoa Puffs
3. Apple Jacks
4. Rasin bran
5. Honey bunches of oats.
6. Frosted flakes
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Mar 17, 2020 16:18:34 GMT -5
Honestly, Cheerios are dog shit.
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Post by roofies on Mar 17, 2020 16:24:25 GMT -5
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Post by treebeard is a mook on Mar 17, 2020 16:57:38 GMT -5
All these cereal muchachos stocked up on uncrustables and hi-c to snack on while they watch dragonball z during the 2 week shutdown I don't do any of that shit, but I guess sweeping generalizations are cool. The only cereal I really eat is Raisin Bran, but sometimes I'll have a bowl of Honey Nut Cheerios for a snack. #cerealforlife |
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on Mar 17, 2020 18:47:03 GMT -5
Lol chaospouch is the guy at the office who has to make passive aggressive comments about people’s lunch choices. Get fucked you fun hating h2o fan.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2020 19:35:06 GMT -5
Cereal is a child’s breakfast i swear man you never lie he don’t miss |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 17, 2020 19:47:23 GMT -5
dude some people are really getting their feelings hurt over cereal
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