MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on May 19, 2020 18:27:26 GMT -5
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pbcookies
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Post by pbcookies on May 19, 2020 18:43:11 GMT -5
nice, where'd you find it?
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on May 19, 2020 18:47:26 GMT -5
nice, where'd you find it? National Geographic. |
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 19, 2020 18:48:48 GMT -5
You should be banned for this
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 18:49:45 GMT -5
I found a nude pic of alyson brie once. Find it yourself
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pbcookies
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Post by pbcookies on May 19, 2020 18:55:37 GMT -5
the first nude I ever seen was a Penthouse magazine trading card my friend brought to school in 4th grade
pretty sweet
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 18:57:00 GMT -5
Real gs move in silence like lasagna
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on May 19, 2020 18:58:16 GMT -5
the first nude I ever seen was a Penthouse magazine trading card my friend brought to school in 4th grade pretty sweet I found my dads playboys. |
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Avril Vagine
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Post by Avril Vagine on May 19, 2020 19:01:07 GMT -5
My first nude pic was a mila Kunis thread created on this board
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on May 19, 2020 19:02:02 GMT -5
the first nude I ever seen was a Penthouse magazine trading card my friend brought to school in 4th grade pretty sweet I found my dads playboys. My dad stole cable in the 80s and I found the playboy channel when I was very young |
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joetee316
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Post by joetee316 on May 19, 2020 19:04:02 GMT -5
I forgot all about her until I re-watched Ted a few weeks ago and I couldn't stop drooling.
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F.F Woodycooks
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on May 19, 2020 19:07:32 GMT -5
Hey wait a second THATS not mila kunis
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SchlongConnery
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Post by SchlongConnery on May 19, 2020 19:57:19 GMT -5
I found my dads playboys. My dad stole cable in the 80s and I found the playboy channel when I was very young TMDWU |
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ITID
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Post by ITID on May 19, 2020 20:15:21 GMT -5
I guess my first noodz were in natgeo, because my parents never told me that nudity doesn't necessarily entail sexuality until after they caught me with my dad's playboys.
Not exactly great moments in parenting there.
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bufoalvarius
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Post by bufoalvarius on May 19, 2020 20:20:53 GMT -5
yeah i found woods porn in 5th grade.
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Post by Deleted on May 19, 2020 20:27:11 GMT -5
My first nude pic was a mila Kunis thread created on this board Why are you using my old avatar? |
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Bob Sacamano
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Post by Bob Sacamano on May 19, 2020 20:30:27 GMT -5
My dad got an illegal cable box in the early 90s, so I was able to watch that shit at an early age. Shit ruled. Also, found some woods porn.
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Avril Vagine
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Post by Avril Vagine on May 19, 2020 20:34:23 GMT -5
My first nude pic was a mila Kunis thread created on this board Why are you using my old avatar? I bought this fair and square on ebay |
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F.F Woodycooks
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on May 20, 2020 4:11:15 GMT -5
First naked lady I ever saw was a playboy I stole from my parents closet. The first “hardcore” stuff I saw was a couple years later when I found a hustler buried at the bottom of a magazine rack my parents kept in their master bathroom. That was back in the 90s when hustler was real raunchy and my 9 year old brain was definitely not ready for that shit.
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Post by MODULOK on May 20, 2020 4:19:22 GMT -5
I found a nude pic of alyson brie once. Find it yourself this one?  |
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on May 20, 2020 5:14:17 GMT -5
lol this dudes gonna get us kicked off proboards for a blatant fake nude of Alyson Brie
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Ese Ese
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Post by Ese Ese on May 20, 2020 5:20:06 GMT -5
That's Mila Kunis bro
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Post by Deleted on May 20, 2020 6:12:36 GMT -5
She’s no Ricki Lake
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Post by face of a pervert on May 20, 2020 6:20:38 GMT -5
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Post by lajoie on May 20, 2020 8:42:03 GMT -5
I love Aye-Ayes. They use their long fingers to find bugs by tapping on trees. Let's talk about weird primates instead en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aye-aye |
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on May 20, 2020 9:11:47 GMT -5
First nudie/crotch digging I ever saw was when I was 8. My parents were recently divorced and I had to go to my dad's new apartment. He wen't out for something and I was trying to set up the SNES and hit play on the vcr. It was a beach scene, with a very blonde women, large breaststroke, flowing Dolly Parton hair, wearing Mardi Gras beads being dug out from the back.
I always wonder if he noticed that the video was in the middle of a scene the next time he pushed play.
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Post by pretzelbites on May 20, 2020 9:31:15 GMT -5
Who was responsible for leaving all the porn in the woods that we all found as teenagers? Other teenagers, who found their dad’s stash and moved it out there for safe keeping? Or was it something more nefarious?
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Top Rope Swanton
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Post by Top Rope Swanton on May 20, 2020 9:42:00 GMT -5
Do nudes of her exist, or just deepfakes? I need to know.
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Post by Street Sweeper BFA on May 20, 2020 9:56:48 GMT -5
Who was responsible for leaving all the porn in the woods that we all found as teenagers? Other teenagers, who found their dad’s stash and moved it out there for safe keeping? Or was it something more nefarious? I still wonder this. From my empirical data, still no clear explanation. My hypothesis was that it was adults being nefarious, but as a nefarious adult woods porn still seemingly materialized from the gods. Data collected over 23 years shows the reaction to discovering woods porn stays consistent. If the “woods porn is from adults” hypothesis is true, we should see a shift in the reaction data that correlates with age. Because the data fails to support this hypothesis, we’re asking you to donate to our gofundme so we can continue to perform this crucial research. It’s only with your help that we can track down the source. |
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on May 20, 2020 11:18:14 GMT -5
The shear amount of people who have stories about woods porn is pretty crazy. Once when visiting my cousin in Virginia he took me to a pile of what must have been 200 porn mags just dumped in the middle of the woods. You had to dig down to the bottom of the pile to find ones that weren’t waterlogged and falling apart.
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