meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Sept 26, 2024 11:03:50 GMT -5
My son is a 6’3” alpha male jock who plays starting tight end. This is why you have kids.
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Sept 26, 2024 11:06:14 GMT -5
My son is a 6’3” alpha male jock who plays starting tight end. This is why you have kids. i've seen your selfies man, is their birth mother lisa leslie or something? |
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Magnum P.P.
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Sept 26, 2024 11:08:28 GMT -5
the economy depends on you having children!!
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Sept 26, 2024 11:12:33 GMT -5
My son is a 6’3” alpha male jock who plays starting tight end. This is why you have kids. i've seen your selfies man, is their birth mother lisa leslie or something? His mom has some talls in her family. I know I’m a diminutive beta twink. |
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Post by youthofwhodey on Sept 26, 2024 11:14:16 GMT -5
My son is a 6’3” alpha male jock who plays starting tight end. This is why you have kids. Use his future NIL money for BIL premium |
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Sept 26, 2024 11:19:59 GMT -5
I am more fully tapped in to the ongoing stream of humanity, and at large, the universe as a whole. I am exploring the depths of what it means to be a person, a human animal, and in the process learning what unconditional love and sacrifice mean on the other side of the parent-child dynamic. It is also proof that I have had sex at least one time, and also I play less video games i don't know what the fuck this means but i am glad you post cute pics of your kid on IG That’s what it means. The stream of humanity is the collective instagram feed |
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itii
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Post by itii on Sept 26, 2024 11:48:12 GMT -5
TE is for tall kids who can't actually play sports
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Sept 26, 2024 12:07:08 GMT -5
TE is for tall kids who can't actually play sports When they figure out he’s too skinny to block they’ll move him to WR. He was 6 for 6 receiving last week. |
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itii
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Post by itii on Sept 26, 2024 12:34:49 GMT -5
TE is for tall kids who can't actually play sports When they figure out he’s too skinny to block they’ll move him to WR. He was 6 for 6 receiving last week. Oh shit we're being serious. Make sure he focuses on hips and route running. You either have hands or you don't but that's what'll separate him from his peers |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Sept 26, 2024 12:41:53 GMT -5
sincere answer: no real benefits and with the rise of modern convenience it's disproportionately harder than anything else in life so there's no real logic behind it & just the byproduct of fuckin board answer: it's the easiest way to get to know a bunch of single moms with fat booties I am more fully tapped in to the ongoing stream of humanity, and at large, the universe as a whole. I am exploring the depths of what it means to be a person, a human animal, and in the process learning what unconditional love and sacrifice mean on the other side of the parent-child dynamic. It is also proof that I have had sex at least one time, and also I play less video games Beautiful |
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kingcobraBVZ
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Post by kingcobraBVZ on Sept 26, 2024 13:46:16 GMT -5
sincere answer: no real benefits and with the rise of modern convenience it's disproportionately harder than anything else in life so there's no real logic behind it & just the byproduct of fuckin board answer: it's the easiest way to get to know a bunch of single moms with fat booties I am more fully tapped in to the ongoing stream of humanity, and at large, the universe as a whole. I am exploring the depths of what it means to be a person, a human animal, and in the process learning what unconditional love and sacrifice mean on the other side of the parent-child dynamic. It is also proof that I have had sex at least one time, and also I play less video games i was about to an hero until i saw this beautiful post. thank you poster concealer. |
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Sept 26, 2024 14:21:49 GMT -5
TE is for tall kids who can't actually play sports When they figure out he’s too skinny to block they’ll move him to WR. He was 6 for 6 receiving last week. you should have him play a real sport like soccer. |
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Sept 26, 2024 16:42:09 GMT -5
Tonight might be the night…
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Sept 26, 2024 16:43:26 GMT -5
When they figure out he’s too skinny to block they’ll move him to WR. He was 6 for 6 receiving last week. you should have him play a real sport like soccer. he plays spring soccer too, of course |
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Post by tandoori jones on Sept 26, 2024 17:22:46 GMT -5
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Sept 26, 2024 18:57:53 GMT -5
x-treme myspace angle to celebrate that my car is fixed
also, POV: ur kissing my forehead
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Post by hayley on Sept 26, 2024 19:06:42 GMT -5
i've seen your selfies man, is their birth mother lisa leslie or something? His mom has some talls in her family. I know I’m a diminutive beta twink. i’m 4’10”. my 7yo is 4’6”. it’s getting mighty close. |
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Post by burp on Sept 26, 2024 19:26:41 GMT -5
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hubba hubba!!!!
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Sept 26, 2024 19:36:16 GMT -5
Tonight might be the night…  |
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Sept 26, 2024 19:40:21 GMT -5
why the long face tommy boy
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Post by kingcobraBVZ on Sept 26, 2024 19:47:12 GMT -5
Tonight might be the night… that shirt is sick |
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Sept 26, 2024 19:47:53 GMT -5
why the long face tommy boy Ain’t got nothin’ to short face about. |
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Post by oatmeal on Sept 27, 2024 3:08:47 GMT -5
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beautiful bruh moment |
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Post by tandoori jones on Sept 27, 2024 3:54:17 GMT -5
why the long face tommy boy Ain’t got nothin’ to short face about. i need a girl with a short face and a looooong jacket |
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Post by Yung Nick on Sept 27, 2024 6:02:33 GMT -5
Ain’t got nothin’ to short face about. i need a girl with a short face that loves to jacket |
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Post by BadScene on Sept 27, 2024 12:06:16 GMT -5
Found a couple new friends in the yard today.   His brother looks pissed.  |
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Post by Dick Warlock on Sept 27, 2024 13:14:12 GMT -5
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Post by nastyy on Sept 27, 2024 13:16:01 GMT -5
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Post by youthofwhodey on Sept 27, 2024 13:33:41 GMT -5
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Post by morte on Sept 27, 2024 15:33:15 GMT -5
When they figure out he’s too skinny to block they’ll move him to WR. He was 6 for 6 receiving last week. you should have him play a real sport like soccer. Foose, my euro bro, cum on, you know it's called football. |
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