Hotdogscominurway
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Counting pussy freckles
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Feb 12, 2021 15:45:53 GMT -5
Fuck, now i wanna go to friendly's or better yet, a newport creamery
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jaredfromsubway
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Feb 12, 2021 15:47:16 GMT -5
I work for a door hardware company. I write hardware schedules for each project. Also write, shoot, and edit videos that show off new products and also create training videos. I really enjoy your products. This one you offer is a personal favorite: I'm actually shooting the installation video for that next week, stay tuned
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Feb 12, 2021 15:48:22 GMT -5
I really enjoy your products. This one you offer is a personal favorite: I'm actually shooting the installation video for that next week, stay tuned I’ll tell ya where you can install that ...
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BIL Security Team Alpha
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mouth of the south wanted a title so here it is
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on Feb 12, 2021 15:48:52 GMT -5
I really enjoy your products. This one you offer is a personal favorite: I'm actually shooting the installation video for that next week, stay tuned I heard you can install these hands free.
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on Feb 12, 2021 16:06:09 GMT -5
Roofies assistant. I corral him in the casino, set up his spoon bending schedule and dose out his Kratom. Do you re-bend the spoons? They actually come pre-bent, I just hold it behind my back and he “telepathically” bends them, then I show him the spoons as if he actually bent it.
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on Feb 12, 2021 16:07:07 GMT -5
Roofies assistant. I corral him in the casino, set up his spoon bending schedule and dose out his Kratom. How does "skilled in home enemas" play on the CV? That’s more of a passion project of mine, I don’t really like to flaunt it.
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Pat
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various whatnots
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Post by Pat on Feb 12, 2021 16:13:14 GMT -5
I work for a door hardware company. I write hardware schedules for each project. Also write, shoot, and edit videos that show off new products and also create training videos. I really enjoy your products. This one you offer is a personal favorite: I wanna bolt that facing forward on the hood of my minivan and turn it into a whistle tip.
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Post by Guybrush Threepwood on Feb 12, 2021 16:18:15 GMT -5
I'm a software developer for an insurance company. It's uninteresting and useless, but I don't really have the focus or discipline to get started on anything else. I miss beating around the bush looking at rocks.
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on Feb 12, 2021 16:18:24 GMT -5
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Depeche Mode
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Post by Depeche Mode on Feb 12, 2021 16:21:51 GMT -5
Middle management goon at a warehouse. I walk around with a clipboard and yell at technicians about "non-collectible hours" and productivity. Then I sit at my desk and act busy while posting here.
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morte
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Post by morte on Feb 12, 2021 16:22:59 GMT -5
I am a validation project supervisor in a pharmaceutical company. I have been in the company for 11 years. Some stressful days, specially when things go south, other than that it's cool job and I like what I do.
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BadScene
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Post by BadScene on Feb 12, 2021 16:27:54 GMT -5
I'm in market research.
I've worked a few places doing different kind of work -- in-house, agency, and currently at a larger data provider. We specialize in providing syndicated retail data, but we also do custom work and surveys. It's super boring, but I don't have to go into the city or travel. Also, with the pandemic, all the big manufacturers and retailers are hungry for data. The company is doing really well and they're cool with flexible schedules. We're working remotely until at least July, if not longer.
I'd like to transition back to UX Research, which I did in a previous position and it was way more fun/interesting. That said, I'd definitely have to commute into the city and probably travel occasionally. That's not ideal since my kids are still young. We'll see what happens as they get older -- I worry about losing skills and pigeon-holing myself into something that I don't really enjoy. Still, it's hard to argue a stable company that pays well and is flexible with my time as a parent.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on Feb 12, 2021 16:29:07 GMT -5
I am a validation project supervisor in a pharmaceutical company. I have been in the company for 11 years. Some stressful days, specially when things go south, other than that it's cool job and I like what I do.
every time you post, all I can think is "Nice to meet you Morty, my name is Jeff"
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landoftalk
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Post by landoftalk on Feb 12, 2021 16:29:29 GMT -5
I work at the mall
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on Feb 12, 2021 16:39:28 GMT -5
I compose emails. Send emails. Respond to emails I receive. Delete emails. Conference calls and webinars. PowerPoint presentations. Send memos about TPS reports.
It’s a dangerous, fast-paced job, but somebody’s gotta do it.
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nalyd
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Post by nalyd on Feb 12, 2021 17:04:08 GMT -5
Industrial hygienist, I get to walk around other companies facilities with a clipboard for a day and then write management a passive aggressive report about why they should stop trying to kill their employees.
I kinda fell into this job and have zero ambition besides trying to retire as early as possible.
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bravecaptain
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Post by bravecaptain on Feb 12, 2021 17:05:21 GMT -5
Unemployed. Was (more or less)working in commercial printing/CAD for 5 years. Got laid off last March and decided to take a year long vacay to clear my head. Currently trying to get into IT, software engineering, or web development.
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patdog
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associated with black people and getting bitches
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Post by patdog on Feb 12, 2021 17:31:56 GMT -5
I was a cook for 12 years before covid happened. Because I hate that now my life’s passion is reduced to doing takeout, I’m riding the EI train til she stops
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Feb 12, 2021 17:35:31 GMT -5
i’m a plastic surgeon specializing in micro penis enlargement.
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vomitponx
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Stuck on Candy Crush level 69
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Post by vomitponx on Feb 12, 2021 17:40:03 GMT -5
I work in IT. linkin park usually gets me through the day
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andross
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Post by andross on Feb 12, 2021 17:46:21 GMT -5
I'm in market research. I've worked a few places doing different kind of work -- in-house, agency, and currently at a larger data provider. We specialize in providing syndicated retail data, but we also do custom work and surveys. It's super boring, but I don't have to go into the city or travel. Also, with the pandemic, all the big manufacturers and retailers are hungry for data. The company is doing really well and they're cool with flexible schedules. We're working remotely until at least July, if not longer. I'd like to transition back to UX Research, which I did in a previous position and it was way more fun/interesting. That said, I'd definitely have to commute into the city and probably travel occasionally. That's not ideal since my kids are still young. We'll see what happens as they get older -- I worry about losing skills and pigeon-holing myself into something that I don't really enjoy. Still, it's hard to argue a stable company that pays well and is flexible with my time as a parent. I work in research too. Our line of work is more social research on behalf of govt clients and NGOs though. The company I work for is great... I’ve worked from home since I started there, they pay well, they’re flexible with time off or working whilst travelling, and there are loads of opportunities for career progression - I’ve had two promotions in two years. I’ve had dozens of shitty jobs previously so it’s great to feel settled working for a company that genuinely gives a shit about their staff and values the work that I do
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neatneatneat
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Post by neatneatneat on Feb 12, 2021 17:51:00 GMT -5
Handful of nurses here, Duck Butter was an influencer.
I’ve been a critical care nurse for 7 years, but I recently sold my soul and will soon start working as a clinical specialist for a medical device company.
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Post by Thefingerthingmeansthetaxes on Feb 12, 2021 17:52:06 GMT -5
Retail.... FML
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djilo91
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Post by djilo91 on Feb 12, 2021 18:04:26 GMT -5
Unemployed currently but filling out paperwork next week for a new job where I'm either hauling asphalt or driving a street sweeper.
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Feb 12, 2021 18:18:05 GMT -5
i flip burgers and drop things in a fryer
*shrug*
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borntodie
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Post by borntodie on Feb 12, 2021 18:19:49 GMT -5
I follow svejk around and ring a little bell every time he uses a word with more than four syllables
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face of a pervert
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30 minutes delicate
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Post by face of a pervert on Feb 12, 2021 18:22:31 GMT -5
I follow svejk around and ring a little bell every time he uses a word with more than four syllables Nice, saw that posting but felt I lacked the experience to apply
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devion tart
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Post by devion tart on Feb 12, 2021 19:18:29 GMT -5
learning and development specialist i.e. a corporate trainer. this is my title but I wouldn’t say I’m a corporate trainer, more instructional design and consulting. I hate it but hard to walk away from a month of PTO
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Meat is Burger
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(return of the king)
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Post by Meat is Burger on Feb 12, 2021 19:43:04 GMT -5
I have a journalism degree and via science and technical writing more or less fell ass backwards into a career helping medical device companies navigate the complicated and shifting regulatory environment, in the US and internationally. Get things cleared through FDA, help development teams prepare for going to market, help ensure everything stays in compliance after things are launched etc. It's a real niche job that encompasses a weird collection of roles and skills. Super nerdy and the bureaucracies involved are mind-melting but I love it.
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Worship
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honky kong, got em hatin
PMA = postin my apinions
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Post by Worship on Feb 12, 2021 19:45:52 GMT -5
I hope one day to do a collabo IND/NDA, pat
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