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Post by xpatx on Nov 4, 2023 10:30:26 GMT -5
It ain’t looking good, he’s estimated to finish at 9:22pm lol. Why did he wait 20+ minutes to start his bike ride? Probably thinking of excuses in that time period.
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Nov 4, 2023 10:42:18 GMT -5
It's DNF-Day boys.  lots of those boys DNF'd as well. |
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Nov 4, 2023 11:12:39 GMT -5
watching him dnf through the livetracker makes this so much funnier
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Post by nastyy on Nov 4, 2023 11:14:39 GMT -5
This guy dead yet??
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Post by gold soundz on Nov 4, 2023 11:15:22 GMT -5
PMA doesn’t work for me, but I did wake up in a fantastic mood knowing (yet another) pathetic and embarrassing Ironman attempt was on the schedule for this hard-rocking old bitch
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 4, 2023 13:12:08 GMT -5
His estimated bike finish is 430pm est and his overall finish time is estimated at 9pm. Zero chance he does a 4:30 marathon. That's exactly a 10:15/mi pace which I'm currently training for lol
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Post by anointed on Nov 4, 2023 13:14:37 GMT -5
they're projecting he finishes at around 14 hours. i believe the cut off is either 15 or 16 hours for ironman. i know the running portion is gonna whoop his ass silly so he will probably still DNF.
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Post by Sorley Boy on Nov 4, 2023 13:24:24 GMT -5
He's at like 15mph on the bike with 2 hours left in the leg. Even taking Florida's rolling hills into o-count that's pretty weak. Not looking good.
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Post by youthoverrided on Nov 4, 2023 13:55:06 GMT -5
Just checked the tracker and looks like he’s currently stopped at mile 70 on the bike. Bathroom break or is this his DNF
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Post by anointed on Nov 4, 2023 13:56:20 GMT -5
Just checked the tracker and looks like he’s currently stopped at mile 70 on the bike. Bathroom break or is this his DNF krishna prayer break, or to talk shit on twitter |
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Post by (some berries is ok) on Nov 4, 2023 14:03:25 GMT -5
I know it’s fucking killing him right now that he can’t repost a shitty right wing meme
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Post by youthoverrided on Nov 4, 2023 14:03:33 GMT -5
Just checked the tracker and looks like he’s currently stopped at mile 70 on the bike. Bathroom break or is this his DNF krishna prayer break, or to talk shit on twitter Looks like he’s going again but now averaging 13 miles an hour on the bike which no clue how that’s possible with an expensive ass bike on a flat course. Dude is not gonna make it through the run |
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Post by Sorley Boy on Nov 4, 2023 14:05:25 GMT -5
The 60-64 age group leader, Steve Kester, is about an hour away from finishing (6 hours ahead of JJ). Nice work Steve!
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Post by not Worship on Nov 4, 2023 14:38:44 GMT -5
Love the live tracking of his failure, lets fucking goooo
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Post by (some berries is ok) on Nov 4, 2023 15:11:39 GMT -5
Gotta be that faulty battery, sea water combo getting to him again.
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Post by xpatx on Nov 4, 2023 15:21:25 GMT -5
Vaccinated?
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Post by RealVile on Nov 4, 2023 15:22:37 GMT -5
I actually feel sorry for the bastard I don't know why
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Post by xpatx on Nov 4, 2023 15:35:49 GMT -5
I actually feel sorry for the bastard I don't know why Don’t do this. |
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Post by (some berries is ok) on Nov 4, 2023 15:54:19 GMT -5
Bout to switch to desktop mode and give my first dislike
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Post by anointed on Nov 4, 2023 17:12:19 GMT -5
must've been those damn rolling hills of florida
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Nov 4, 2023 17:20:43 GMT -5
so dnf is all but confirmed at this point right??
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Post by anointed on Nov 4, 2023 17:23:00 GMT -5
so dnf is all but confirmed at this point right?? ya mon |
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 4, 2023 17:23:01 GMT -5
His estimated finish is 843am TOMORROW. Wtf lmaoo
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 4, 2023 17:28:00 GMT -5
I wish they show his 2.2mi split but he's definitely walking rn at best haha
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Post by youthoverrided on Nov 4, 2023 17:34:35 GMT -5
I wish they show his 2.2mi split but he's definitely walking rn at best haha He started the run at 4:59pm and just got to mile one at 5:33. He’s walking the course for sure |
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 4, 2023 17:44:09 GMT -5
Still time to take bets on what he'll post as his DNF excuse in his story tomorrow morning at 4am. Trans athletes swimming in college?
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Nov 4, 2023 17:51:06 GMT -5
stopped riding to do krishna chants for a dying man on the side of the street
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Post by Magnum P.P. on Nov 4, 2023 17:52:42 GMT -5
he looked me in the eyes and said "youre the lasagna guy from vice and i remember you from da bad brains show back in da day in new york city" with his last breath
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Nov 4, 2023 17:54:40 GMT -5
Spanish cats and the jacked homeboys scared him. Had to hide in a Mcdonalds.
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Post by Sorley Boy on Nov 4, 2023 17:58:50 GMT -5
This is fuggin' ludicrous, he's moving at like 1mph. Is he crawling?
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