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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 4, 2023 18:08:10 GMT -5
This is fuggin' ludicrous, he's moving at like 1mph. Is he crawling? If only there was a live feed of him crawling and begging |
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Post by concealer on Nov 4, 2023 18:09:59 GMT -5
This is fuggin' ludicrous, he's moving at like 1mph. Is he crawling? Live look  |
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Post by anointed on Nov 4, 2023 18:11:08 GMT -5
This is fuggin' ludicrous, he's moving at like 1mph. Is he crawling? Live look  |
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Post by yosupbro on Nov 4, 2023 18:46:14 GMT -5
Still going
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Post by carl carlson on Nov 4, 2023 18:50:15 GMT -5
thread was what i needed for recovery from finishing a half marathon this morning
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 4, 2023 19:02:20 GMT -5
thread was what i needed for recovery from finishing a half marathon this morning Congrats dude |
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Post by RealVile on Nov 4, 2023 19:11:04 GMT -5
bet he can't wait to get home and eat a tofu salad with a nice glass of rainwater
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Post by Jacked Homeboy on Nov 4, 2023 19:29:16 GMT -5
Yo, you lot actually tracked him on this? Fucking kudos. So did he finish, or what? Also, whoever said they felt bad for him should dnf this thread.
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Post by carl carlson on Nov 4, 2023 19:37:31 GMT -5
is there a time limit for these things
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Post by xpatx on Nov 4, 2023 19:38:17 GMT -5
thread was what i needed for recovery from finishing a half marathon this morning Hell yeah king, proud of you dawg. |
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Post by Sorley Boy on Nov 4, 2023 19:41:36 GMT -5
Multiple women in their 60s have finished as JJ strolls through the Florida night.
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 4, 2023 19:49:24 GMT -5
15 min/mile is on the fast end of walking. Is he just gonna struggle walking to the finish line (he'll DNF before then)
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Post by anointed on Nov 4, 2023 20:06:32 GMT -5
Multiple women in their 60s have finished as JJ strolls through the Florida night. they must be trans! |
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Post by concealer on Nov 4, 2023 20:07:36 GMT -5
Multiple women in their 60s have finished as JJ strolls through the Florida night. they must be trans! Lol |
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Post by anointed on Nov 4, 2023 20:10:06 GMT -5
it's true, i heard on a russian telegram that george soros was funding trans athletes to undermine the overall integrity of the prestigious ironman competition
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Post by Hungry Like The Wolf on Nov 4, 2023 20:12:34 GMT -5
Da punk bands won't say nothin bout it
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Post by youthoverrided on Nov 4, 2023 20:53:25 GMT -5
In a typical North American ironman around 85% of finishers cross the line under 15 hours, and nearly 95% cross the line in less than 16 hours
Imagine having all the time in the world to train and if he finishes he’ll be in the bottom 5% of finishers.
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 4, 2023 21:06:41 GMT -5
15 mile mark and jj wen't from ~15:25min/mi to 19min/mi and just 1 minute before the midnight cut off time. he needs da PMA and also da well water from his front yard
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Post by concealer on Nov 4, 2023 21:47:30 GMT -5
it's true, i heard on a russian telegram that george soros was funding trans athletes to undermine the overall integrity of the prestigious ironman competition Tryna make it an ironthem competition smh |
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 4, 2023 22:30:34 GMT -5
Jk is slated to "finish" after the midnight cut off by 4 mins. I hope he attempts to cross the finish line with the time going off and him still falling short and on his dumbass eyetalian face
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Post by xpatx on Nov 4, 2023 22:31:48 GMT -5
Yo he’s still going lol
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Post by anointed on Nov 4, 2023 22:38:47 GMT -5
this is the longest he's ever gone without posting bullshit to his social media
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Nov 4, 2023 23:13:50 GMT -5
if you DNF do you like get picked up in a golf cart or something? Or do you have to walk of shame it back?
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Post by anointed on Nov 4, 2023 23:41:28 GMT -5
 lol he "finished" |
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Post by youthoverrided on Nov 4, 2023 23:44:14 GMT -5
Damn he got the finish. Looking forward to his social media posts about how bad ass he is despite these overall results
58th out of 70 in his age group
1,393 out of 1,511 in gender
1,688 out of 1,838 overall
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Post by Sorley Boy on Nov 4, 2023 23:57:23 GMT -5
Having such loose standards that you can basically walk the marathon section and still finish seems like a really egregious example of "everyone gets a trophy" culture, which I know John hates.
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Nov 4, 2023 23:59:03 GMT -5
58/70 in his age group is pretty bad for a fitness guru.
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Post by Sorley Boy on Nov 5, 2023 0:01:44 GMT -5
He also got his ass beat by Gennaro Magliulo and Abdel Fustok, men in their 80s. And too many post-menopausal women to name.
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 5, 2023 0:03:06 GMT -5
I can already picture the gloating and anticipated praise he's expecting in a post
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Post by anointed on Nov 5, 2023 0:04:06 GMT -5
JJ's gonna mention joe rogan in every post like "joe! i did it, joe! i finished another marathon like before; remember? can i get back on the podcast now?"
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