46 Year Old Epic Memer
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IM ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL.
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Nov 6, 2023 10:49:20 GMT -5
http://instagram.com/p/CzTo1q4grGu Another day, another JJ lie. Its amazing how routinely this happens to him. Def thought this up while struggling to finish walking those last few miles. |
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Nov 6, 2023 10:58:24 GMT -5
Keeping all your spare change in the hotel safe 😤💯🙌
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Nov 6, 2023 11:11:14 GMT -5
Didn’t he post another bullshit story about another encounter with a lady driving a Taxi or something a few years ago?
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46 Year Old Epic Memer
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IM ME, I DO ME, AND I CHILL.
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Post by 46 Year Old Epic Memer on Nov 6, 2023 11:24:11 GMT -5
Didn’t he post another bullshit story about another encounter with a lady driving a Taxi or something a few years ago? http://instagram.com/p/CgJtHd6gOHC The Mr John story. |
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Post by first two mins of Stranglehold on Nov 6, 2023 11:25:49 GMT -5
I would love to have a program that could collect all of his humble-brag fictional stories, compare them, and generate a report outlining all the times he’s reused or repurposed certain details.
Guarantee it’d be a long read.
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smashedbox
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Post by smashedbox on Nov 6, 2023 11:26:52 GMT -5
hahaha i love the 'overweight African American lady, super nice too.'
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Nov 6, 2023 11:33:03 GMT -5
Fucking lol! What a lying piece of shit he is.
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Post by (some berries is ok) on Nov 6, 2023 11:37:03 GMT -5
“Let me see what my mom and girlfriend have In their purses so I can give you a tip.
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chaospouch
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30 minutes delicate
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Post by chaospouch on Nov 6, 2023 11:40:09 GMT -5
Now being the New Yorker I am we get into a conversation
This is the point his Uber driver then blocks John from further trips
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Nov 6, 2023 11:41:02 GMT -5
Mista john redux
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Nov 6, 2023 12:14:14 GMT -5
'overweight African American lady, super nice too.' i was gonna throw this in the username thread but decided someone else can have the likes if they're comfortable doing so |
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Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 6, 2023 12:35:13 GMT -5
if I was JJs uber driver I'd drive the car headfirst into an oncoming semi truck hauling fuel taking us both out without an ounce of hesitation
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bonerinsweatpants
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*Break Stuff riff*
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 6, 2023 12:41:12 GMT -5
'overweight African American lady, super nice too.' i was gonna throw this in the username thread but decided someone else can have the likes if they're comfortable doing so with that "," in a user name i'll always think of slowdancer, anal romancer |
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Nov 6, 2023 12:53:42 GMT -5
Imagine driving a Uber and this absolute hard-rocker sits down in your car ”So uh use ever been in any hardship or what?”
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Nov 6, 2023 12:55:21 GMT -5
I’d still like to make a shirt but it will have to say “ congratulations JJ 2xDNF and 1,693th place finish!” Send it to the Harley Mags. |
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Nov 6, 2023 12:57:19 GMT -5
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youthoverrided
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Post by youthoverrided on Nov 6, 2023 13:56:59 GMT -5
feel bad for the editor who's working on this for him |
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Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
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Post by Cholo Molester on Nov 6, 2023 14:01:36 GMT -5
"always work hard and see things through"
his ironman DNF's say otherwise
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Period Piñata
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some berries is ok
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Post by Period Piñata on Nov 6, 2023 21:59:44 GMT -5
Only true revolutionary artists in mamaluke family   |
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on Nov 6, 2023 22:35:41 GMT -5
I’d still like to make a shirt but it will have to say “ congratulations JJ 2xDNF and 1,693th place finish!” Send it to the Harley Mags. And Parris too. |
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Nov 6, 2023 23:03:56 GMT -5
feel bad for the editor who's working on this for him A Million Little hard-rocking Pieces |
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redstarohyeah
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Post by redstarohyeah on Nov 7, 2023 9:29:34 GMT -5
Historically, the part of publishing authors have the most difficult time with is the table of contents.
God damn I hate this guy.
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youthoverrided
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Post by youthoverrided on Nov 7, 2023 13:39:19 GMT -5
surprised he didn't say one of his "friends" did it |
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bonerinsweatpants
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on Nov 7, 2023 13:42:05 GMT -5
literally no one on earth is wondering who really killed Nancy.
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Bussy Drippens
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Post by Bussy Drippens on Nov 7, 2023 13:54:28 GMT -5
he did it
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Post by Jon Joseph in a golf cart. on Nov 7, 2023 15:52:53 GMT -5
Old school punks in NYC knew, but they forgot cuz they are old, hard-rocking and senile
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paulkersey
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Post by paulkersey on Nov 7, 2023 15:56:37 GMT -5
JJ as Nic Cage at the end of The Rock as they peddle away from a chapel on his Huffy
"babe do you wanna know who killed Nancy?"
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anointed
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Post by anointed on Nov 7, 2023 16:05:48 GMT -5
it was big pharma
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Post by teenagewristband on Nov 7, 2023 17:25:33 GMT -5
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Period Piñata
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some berries is ok
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Post by Period Piñata on Nov 7, 2023 17:49:28 GMT -5
He knows.  |
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