What’s the deal with John Joseph? (unemployment sector)

[youthoverrided]

May 14, 2023 16:49:45 GMT -5 46 Year Old Epic Memer said:

what a little worm.

Dear Elon I tweeted at you, but you still ain't replying
I left my email and cell phone number at the bottom
I tweeted "You're a rock star" at you back in autumn, but you must have not got em
Maybe there was a problem at the Twitter office or something 

I know you probably hear this everyday, but I'm your biggest fan
I got a room full of your posters and pictures man
Anyway I hope you get this man, Tweet me back
Just to chat Elon, your biggest fan, this is John

Dear Elon, you still haven't Tweeted or wrote, I hope you have a chance 
I ain't mad, I just think it's fucked up you don't answer fans
Many people are asking as is myself what the F
How could you hire someone that worked for the W.E.F

[Jon Joseph in a golf cart.]

Elon? ELON?! ELON?!! ELON?!!! EEEEELOOOOOOOON!!!!!!!

[Matt V]

that first post wasn't deleted, it just got less than 10 likes because no one actually gives a flying fuck.

[anointed]

of course mondays don't suck when you don't work. this mf really thinks going for a swim is some intense, grueling act.

[krujones]

lol Twitter is not deleting his posts

[Deleted]

Aren’t pools measured in meters??

[krujones]

Its also very ironic that he cries about Twitter/Instagram deleting his posts when he deletes posts from and then blocks anyone who opposes his view point.

[bonerinsweatpants]

May 15, 2023 13:29:33 GMT -5 @jamesk said:

Aren’t pools measured in meters??

most pools are measured in feet unless you go to a super fancy pool complex that has a 25m or 50meter pool. this fraggle living at a senior center doesnt have that big a size a pool, probably just large enough to do water aerobics. 

[bonerinsweatpants]

May 15, 2023 13:36:27 GMT -5 krujones said:

Its also very ironic that he cries about Twitter/Instagram deleting his posts when he deletes posts from and then blocks anyone who opposes his view point.

YOU KNOW hella people brought that up to him and then JJ blocked him

[accidentalcharm]

May 15, 2023 13:23:14 GMT -5 anointed said:

 this mf really thinks going for a swim is some intense, grueling act.

It is when you swallow a bunch of water and your tummy hurts 

[youthoverrided]

No tissues such as aborted fetal cells, gelatin, or any materials from any animal. No food proteins such as eggs or egg products, gluten, peanuts, tree nuts, nut products, or any nut byproducts. (COVID-19 vaccines are not manufactured in facilities that produce food products).

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THE FACTS: A Texas lawmaker’s remarks from last year are gaining renewed attention on social media and spreading the erroneous claim that COVID-19 vaccine studies on animals were halted due to safety issues.

A one-minute clip of Texas state Sen. Bob Hall’s comments circulated widely on Twitter again in recent days.

The video is from a May 2021 hearing in which Hall claimed that the “American people are now the guinea pigs.”

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That’s wrong, and similar to other debunked claims alleging that animal studies for the vaccines were “skipped.”

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Hall’s office did not return requests for comment.

Such animal studies are cited in FDA documents pertaining to the approval of the Pfizer and Moderna vaccines, and authorization for the Johnson & Johnson shot — the three COVID-19 vaccines used in the U.S. at the time of Hall’s remarks.

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[RealVile]

YEAH BUT PROVE IT FUCKO

[flyingwhales]

Homeboy really wants everyone else to live by his rules. Not punk.

[Jon Joseph in a golf cart.]

-Tweet about socialism

-JJ: DA JAB!!!!!!

[sourtimes after dark 🎃]

May 15, 2023 13:29:33 GMT -5 @jamesk said:

Aren’t pools measured in meters??

Former swim team jock here, yeah olympic size ones you would find at a gym are. There are recreational ones that are 25 yards across, typically what you’d see at a YMCA.

[Matt V]

May 15, 2023 15:20:37 GMT -5 Jon Joseph in a golf cart. said:

-Tweet about socialism

-JJ: DA JAB!!!!!!

Exactly. He had no actual response so he changed the subject completely because of the guys Twitter handle.

[wedealinlead]

May 15, 2023 13:23:14 GMT -5 anointed said:

of course mondays don't suck when you don't work. this mf really thinks going for a swim is some intense, grueling act.

Getting after it? Getting after what? Another DNF? What does "getting after it" in the JJ context even mean? He's bad at literally everything he does.

If his posts were a little less mean he'd just be some dumbass boomer on social media putting his Hoka'd foot in his mouth. But because his sole reason for existence is making everyone else feels small he's a broke boomer bitch and any ailment that is bound to kill him is karmically well deserved.

[Sorley Boy]

Working on some shitty self-published book 30 people will read then training for a race you'll humiliatingly DNF sounds like a pretty bad Monday to me.

[Sorley Boy]

Literally just burning up the hours until death in futile pasttimes like every other Florida boomer.

[Rectilian conspiracy]

JJ’s such a little dingus

[46 Year Old Epic Memer]

uh oh, JJ's close friend is being implicated in the Epstein stuff...wonder what he'll say about it.

[bonerinsweatpants]

JJ relieved Elon wasn't ignoring him on Twitter. Just this little Epstein thing instead in the back of Elon's mind

[youthoverrided]

Already prepping for the next DNF with the excuse I re tore my back muscle on da run had to call it a day.

[Magnum P.P.]

Mondays don't suck just got up at 5am like 90% of people that have jobs except I don't have one! Text-to-speech recorded my inane ramblings for the book im working on! Spent pretty much da whole day in da pool at ma's retirement community! Ran a few blocks through the rolling hills of Flahrida!

[nastyy]

Re-habbing

[nastyy]

This fuckin hard-rocker has habbed before and now he is habbing again! #writer #author #grammar #w1gwga

[wedealinlead]

10k in 70 minutes is a not slow & steady, that's a vigorous jog at best.

Run for 1 minute, walk for 4 minutes at a steady pace and that's a 70 minute 10K.

[theywalkedinline]

Lol, 11-minute mile Iron Man.

[bonerinsweatpants]

I love that each facet of the ironman race he'll have a perfect excuse

1) swim - swallowed too much water
2) bike - mechanical issue
3) run - stopped to watch some guy die next to him (mostly likely due to covid vaccine)

[theywalkedinline]

Hopefully, someday there is an Ironman in New York so he can combine his tour business with his power walks. It takes him all winter to earn that 700 shoveling ma's driveway.