concealer
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Post by concealer on May 15, 2023 23:37:23 GMT -5
Love that, as with everything, his “they stopped the vax trials because all the animals were dying” was another Republican politician false talking point he glombed onto and accepted wholesale without any second thought. Curious!
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anointed
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Post by anointed on May 15, 2023 23:39:03 GMT -5
Already prepping for the next DNF with the excuse I re tore my back muscle on da run had to call it a day. "going easy on the runs" plant based diet hit adult diapers |
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bonerinsweatpants
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on May 15, 2023 23:51:18 GMT -5
Without showing his heart rate and zones but also taking into o-count how pathetic JJ is, that going easy run was another way of saying he was dying and gasping for air for over 6 miles
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theywalkedinline
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Post by theywalkedinline on May 15, 2023 23:54:44 GMT -5
Me at the next JJ Ironman:  |
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savedbythehorn
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Post by savedbythehorn on May 16, 2023 1:14:49 GMT -5
An 11:21 minute mile is embarrassingly slow for the average person, let alone an "ironman" without a regular job/responsibilities
He should really stop posting his stats...giving us too much ammunition
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bonerinsweatpants
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Post by bonerinsweatpants on May 16, 2023 1:17:09 GMT -5
That's like power walking times. Weak sauce by JJ
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Post by sourtimes after dark 🎃 on May 16, 2023 1:34:53 GMT -5
I love that each facet of the ironman race he'll have a perfect excuse 1) swim - swallowed too much water 2) bike - mechanical issue 3) run - stopped to watch some guy die next to him (mostly likely due to covid vaccine) Hey man that guy who died from the Covid vaccine was a close personal friend of his from NY who he somehow can’t name, probably the same guy who got beat up by Antifa mobs because they needed a straight white male to beat up. |
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youthoverrided
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Post by youthoverrided on May 16, 2023 13:15:53 GMT -5
An 11:21 minute mile is embarrassingly slow for the average person, let alone an "ironman" without a regular job/responsibilities He should really stop posting his stats...giving us too much ammunition This. Dude just can't admit he's a terrible runner. I just looked up his run times from the races he's actually finished and they range anywhere from 5 to 8 hours. I'm just not sure how you can constantly train at something and get worse and worse at it. |
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on May 16, 2023 13:46:05 GMT -5
Even power walking should be around 10ish minutes. Lol
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Post by Sorley Boy on May 16, 2023 14:00:42 GMT -5
You bigmouths aren't accounting for the inclines in Florida's hills.
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concealer
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Post by concealer on May 16, 2023 14:27:41 GMT -5
You bigmouths aren't accounting for the inclines in Florida's hills. Not to mention the elevation from sea level. The air gets pretty thin around the 12-13ft mark |
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on May 16, 2023 14:28:44 GMT -5
Square Coors Light is ready when the mountains of Florida turn blue.
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stiffbreeze
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Post by stiffbreeze on May 16, 2023 14:38:30 GMT -5
What I really like about John is that he's always had a punchable face, ya can't hate on consistency
Notes: 1)"I Love Tattoos" tattoo is A+ 2)Photo by Brooke Smith
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Post by nastyy on May 16, 2023 14:56:03 GMT -5
What I really like about John is that he's always had a punchable face, ya can't hate on consistency
Notes: 1)"I Love Tattoos" tattoo is A+ 2)Photo by Brooke Smith
* gets "death before dishonor" tattoo * * goes AWOL * |
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Post by not Worship on May 16, 2023 15:19:23 GMT -5
What I really like about John is that he's always had a punchable face, ya can't hate on consistency
Notes: 1)"I Love Tattoos" tattoo is A+ 2)Photo by Brooke Smith
* gets "death before dishonor" tattoo * * goes AWOL * First of all |
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concealer
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Post by concealer on May 16, 2023 15:21:18 GMT -5
Death before discharging honorably
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2023 15:35:04 GMT -5
JJ’s mile time is gold medal worthy in the long Covid class
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Post by mikext on May 16, 2023 16:16:12 GMT -5
I think it's a "Death Before DNF" tattoo
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Post by DNF on May 16, 2023 20:37:08 GMT -5
http://instagram.com/p/CsGtekMAPEo "I remember the good old days when punk rockers and hardcore people used to call out the government?" So..do you remember, or not? Published author, this fuckin guy. |
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Post by deathgoldblum on May 16, 2023 20:52:52 GMT -5
That Dave Chappelle suck up tweet is hilarious. Wait until he finds out Clayton Bigsby isnt a real person
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2023 22:23:57 GMT -5
Does jingleheimer read da thread???? Real
Answes only (jj lick my hole)
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Post by boundforgloryhole on May 16, 2023 22:49:57 GMT -5
* gets "death before dishonor" tattoo * * goes AWOL * First of all secondly |
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Post by cum on May 16, 2023 23:20:57 GMT -5
Haven’t checked in on this epic saga in awhile, is cro mags JM still a thing or did GheyGhey finally give it up
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Post by jaredestroyer on May 16, 2023 23:23:59 GMT -5
Haven’t checked in on this epic saga in awhile, is cro mags JM still a thing or did GheyGhey finally give it up Mackie had enough and left. John tried to run a show as Cro Mags Jam and Harley's lawyer put an end to his meal ticket. |
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Post by ExS on May 16, 2023 23:28:39 GMT -5
my nearest train station is 1.48km (a hair under 1 mile flat according to google) and i regularly walk at a brisk pace with my work bag to it in 13 minutes. am i a future iron man too?
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Post by cum on May 16, 2023 23:34:19 GMT -5
I want a Mackie book so bad. Bet the stories would be so good.
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Post by anointed on May 17, 2023 5:07:54 GMT -5
What I really like about John is that he's always had a punchable face, ya can't hate on consistency
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last time his scalp breathed fresh air |
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Post by Deleted on May 17, 2023 9:28:11 GMT -5
my nearest train station is 1.48km (a hair under 1 mile flat according to google) and i regularly walk at a brisk pace with my work bag to it in 13 minutes. am i a future iron man too? where do you live that the nearest train is a mile away? |
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Post by nastyy on May 17, 2023 10:29:53 GMT -5
On 5/17/23 James k learned everyone doesn’t live in NYC
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Post by youthoverrided on May 17, 2023 12:15:41 GMT -5
must be his rest day from all the training since he's having Twitter tantrums this morning. |
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