JDS~~~*
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Post by JDS~~~* on May 5, 2021 14:04:15 GMT -5
Not gunna lie, I thought you were 50. My bad. My 47th birthday was in march.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on May 5, 2021 14:06:11 GMT -5
Not gunna lie, I thought you were 50. My bad. My 47th birthday was in march. Happy birthday!
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jimรฉnez Lรณpez on May 5, 2021 14:13:02 GMT -5
hahahaaha i wish.ย i mean...my pussy be goooood, but not that fucking good.ย like, did these dudes quarantine their dicks the past year and just had a mega bust with me?ย Because they both seemed like they fuck. False advertising ![:(](//storage.proboards.com/6839503/images/AnLfEIXhUQXjJkCIxRFy.gif) supShot: Shooted
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 5, 2021 14:19:46 GMT -5
three minute bar ain't exactly high, right? might as well risk it.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on May 5, 2021 15:27:21 GMT -5
three minute bar ain't exactly high, right? might as well risk it.
I dunno. Maybe she'll adhere to the 3 strike and just move on from guys forever. A lot riding on the next at bat.
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reformed thug
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Post by reformed thug on May 5, 2021 15:30:49 GMT -5
Horniest poster unconfirmed, my inbox still empty. Unload now or be forever unconfirmed
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 5, 2021 15:32:39 GMT -5
three minute bar ain't exactly high, right? might as well risk it.
I dunno. Maybe she'll adhere to the 3 strike and just move on from guys forever. A lot riding on the next at bat.
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vie et mort
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Post by vie et mort on May 5, 2021 16:54:02 GMT -5
Hot ass day in LA and I just got home from the grocery store. Almost crashed from rubbernecking as I was coming out of the parking lot.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 5, 2021 17:09:28 GMT -5
three minute bar ain't exactly high, right? might as well risk it.
I dunno. Maybe she'll adhere to the 3 strike and just move on from guys forever. A lot riding on the next at bat. Iโve never even kissed a girl. Iโm addicted to that dong. I imagine what Iโve been experiencing is what it feels like to snort coke cut with baking soda.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on May 5, 2021 17:16:57 GMT -5
I dunno. Maybe she'll adhere to the 3 strike and just move on from guys forever. A lot riding on the next at bat. Iโve never even kissed a girl. Iโm addicted to that dong. I imagine what Iโve been experiencing is what it feels like to snort coke cut with baking soda. All I got out of this is that you're looking for something uncut ![:e17](//storage.proboards.com/6839503/images/ZiNEPStVMgOavvaGREN0.gif)
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 5, 2021 17:19:52 GMT -5
Iโve never even kissed a girl. Iโm addicted to that dong. I imagine what Iโve been experiencing is what it feels like to snort coke cut with baking soda. All I got out of this is that you're looking for something uncut ![:e17](//storage.proboards.com/6839503/images/ZiNEPStVMgOavvaGREN0.gif) Hahahaha. Been there, done that.
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vie et mort
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Post by vie et mort on May 5, 2021 21:07:12 GMT -5
I like how weโre all just horny with stories of jacking off, but Sarahโs horny and actually banging people.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 5, 2021 21:10:56 GMT -5
I like how weโre all just horny with stories of jacking off, but Sarahโs horny and actually banging people. Ladies do quite often have the final say I suppose
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on May 5, 2021 21:13:48 GMT -5
i just figure nobody really wants to read about my escapades.
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Tstigz
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Hope everyone is doing well and having a nice day
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Post by Tstigz on May 5, 2021 21:23:29 GMT -5
Damn Iโve missed out on a lot. Being horny is dope and shooting cum is sweet!!
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 5, 2021 21:24:58 GMT -5
i just figure nobody really wants to read about my escapades. You know, that's their problem not yours
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on May 5, 2021 22:35:08 GMT -5
Guys
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on May 5, 2021 22:35:22 GMT -5
Iโm horny
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Post by Deleted on May 5, 2021 22:38:09 GMT -5
I donโt think Sara is the horniest poster
But I do think she gets the horniest reactions from other posters
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on May 5, 2021 22:44:02 GMT -5
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on May 5, 2021 23:19:40 GMT -5
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ITID
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Post by ITID on May 6, 2021 1:32:40 GMT -5
I like how weโre all just horny with stories of jacking off, but Sarahโs horny and actually banging people. I keep mine in the love life thread cuz I'm making an online commitment to tryan stop being a fuckboi.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 6, 2021 6:54:59 GMT -5
If i am not dating someone or naming names, i don't mind sharing stories. I'm an old ass 34 year old who is gonna fuck when i want to fuck and enjoy it, no matter how short that experience may be lol
I'd also like to think I am in the top for horny posters. Not the king/queen of the castle...but definitely holding court.
stephanie i wouldn't mind hearing your stories!
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reformed thug
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Post by reformed thug on May 6, 2021 11:18:52 GMT -5
F*ck on demand... powerful. The duchess hath spoken, rattling the cell bars of horny jail
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BloodFarts2
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Post by BloodFarts2 on May 6, 2021 18:30:21 GMT -5
Whichever poster bought dinner at 7/11 tonight and left in this vehicle ![](http://village.photos/images/user/2e70e832-7b93-487b-972e-cbd86bb3239a/resized_d8e249f1-5e6d-4b65-b8b5-e3be9f419946.png)
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immortalrites
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Post by immortalrites on May 6, 2021 18:52:44 GMT -5
getting a state issued plate that says cum is basically the same as winning the lottery
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on May 6, 2021 18:57:29 GMT -5
Mine is JZZ
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on May 6, 2021 19:11:26 GMT -5
Mine is ANK, which, according to Urban Dictionary, stands for Anal Nightly Knowledge. Pretty horny, right?
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on May 6, 2021 19:29:15 GMT -5
horns up
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Post by ๐๐ผ๐๐๐ฝ๐โโ๐๐๐โ on May 6, 2021 23:33:12 GMT -5
think LUV269 would be an acceptable plate or nah
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