patdog
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human churro
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Post by patdog on May 10, 2021 10:30:00 GMT -5
I seriously donāt think you have to ever worry about that, I canāt imagine someone being so desperate they would let something like you anywhere near their dick. who are you again? The poor-moraled junkie with chippies in his teeth, forearms and a big one on his shoulder. Hey HGII, find any other peoplesā kindness to take advantage of?
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on May 10, 2021 10:44:26 GMT -5
Itās like in candyman, just say his name and heāll appear! lolololol Yeh but you gotta call into question his level of trve cvlt.
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on May 10, 2021 10:50:26 GMT -5
I love how this fat short toothless Pete Steele cosplaying junkie shit for brains has been lurking the whole time and returns to be a snarky bitch as soon as his edgelord name is tagged.
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twoforflinching
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Post by twoforflinching on May 10, 2021 12:14:08 GMT -5
Myhorninessgrowsbythesecond
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sarahohio
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Board's Bottom Bitch
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Post by sarahohio on May 10, 2021 13:22:39 GMT -5
no fake splooge. real deal or i pass.
if the dildo was shooting out arnold palmer (the beverage) an exception would be made and id guzzle that.
What about alien egg ones They look too much like grapes and I hate grapes. Lol love all the lube/goo they added to really bring this photo to life.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 10, 2021 13:24:15 GMT -5
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Post by ā Bob Loblaw ā on May 10, 2021 13:25:56 GMT -5
Legit loling about HGII being summoned
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Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago š
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on May 10, 2021 13:26:56 GMT -5
The minute I realized it was him and not a fake profile I started cracking up
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JDS
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a kid got his ear punched off
Iām something all you parents hate to see but donāt worry, itās just me, Jeremy!
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Post by JDS on May 10, 2021 13:28:25 GMT -5
Whoās your favorite MILF? To me, Ryan Conor stays undefeated in the genre. My dude. You got it. NGL I was a little weirded out when her ACTUAL daughter started doing porn tho.
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JDS
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a kid got his ear punched off
Iām something all you parents hate to see but donāt worry, itās just me, Jeremy!
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Post by JDS on May 10, 2021 13:30:40 GMT -5
bloody mary bloody mary bloody mary Underrated post
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ITID
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least likely to win at literally anything
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BiL Premium Poster: šØāš»
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Post by ITID on May 10, 2021 13:31:28 GMT -5
ctrl shft n
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theaccountant
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Post by theaccountant on May 10, 2021 17:55:40 GMT -5
Whacked it twice in the past hour to the thought of Julia Fox domming me.
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Post by ā Bob Loblaw ā on May 10, 2021 18:02:35 GMT -5
Saw a perfect 10 eastern euro looking girlie wearing gym clothes at Whole Foods this morning and itās all Iāve thought about all day long.
posting in the horny thread.
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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train guy choo choo
Protesting at the hospital against the chip company.
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on May 10, 2021 19:06:12 GMT -5
Saw a perfect 10 eastern euro looking girlie wearing gym clothes at Whole Foods this morning and itās all Iāve thought about all day long. posting in the horny thread. Fuck, I wish eastern European babes would shop at the Whole Foods here. All we have is MIDWNLFs.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2021 2:40:50 GMT -5
came to post re: thick calves
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2006 Gucci Mane
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Post by 2006 Gucci Mane on May 11, 2021 2:45:15 GMT -5
Look at it closely.
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meatballmaniac
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sexual camel
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Post by meatballmaniac on May 11, 2021 9:07:30 GMT -5
The percentage of MILFs dropping kids of at my sonsā elementary school is off the charts.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on May 11, 2021 10:44:44 GMT -5
If i have sex, i only jerk about thrice a day, back when i took these supplements and had a breakup I was going 10 times a day. I need to always have sex or i fall into depression and start writing emo music
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twoforflinching
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Post by twoforflinching on May 11, 2021 10:55:11 GMT -5
I missed you
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kwame
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broken ass teeth
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Post by kwame on May 11, 2021 10:56:41 GMT -5
horny supplements
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Cholo Molester
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off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on May 11, 2021 11:16:08 GMT -5
Wait a minute so if you didnāt fuck you would write emo music?! Lmaoooooo
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sarahohio
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Board's Bottom Bitch
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Post by sarahohio on May 11, 2021 14:45:05 GMT -5
If i have sex, i only jerk about thrice a day, back when i took these supplements and had a breakup I was going 10 times a day. I literally need to always have sex with a mature woman daily or i fall into depression and start writing emo music I donāt know if this counts as horniest or just an addiction. Weāre you cumming 10 times a day or just murdering your dick yanking it to death? also, is any of the emo music about your relationship with your dick? Iād like to hear that song
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JDS
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a kid got his ear punched off
Iām something all you parents hate to see but donāt worry, itās just me, Jeremy!
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Post by JDS on May 11, 2021 18:45:33 GMT -5
As of 30 minutes ago, my life just got hornier. I'll share the story tomorrow
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twoforflinching
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Post by twoforflinching on May 11, 2021 19:09:50 GMT -5
My wife just said the mom on cocomelon look thick and now Iām horny
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Post by cheeseburgerkarma94 on May 11, 2021 22:53:11 GMT -5
no fake splooge. real deal or i pass.
if the dildo was shooting out arnold palmer (the beverage) an exception would be made and id guzzle that.
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JDS
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a kid got his ear punched off
Iām something all you parents hate to see but donāt worry, itās just me, Jeremy!
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Post by JDS on May 12, 2021 6:18:18 GMT -5
Years ago, my ex had done a wedding photo shoot and they became friends. The couple came by our place to pick the photos up a few weeks after the wedding and there was talk about getting take out. My ex and one of the couple were going to go pick it up. I offered to go pick it up saying āplease donāt leave me here alone with the hot blonde lesbian.ā Which I learned was not something to say to your wife. Also, I became friends with said blonde.
Fast forward a few years and I was having a conversation with my ex, then current and I said āI was talking to so and so todayā and she GOES OFF. āWhy are you talking to her?? I KNOW what kind of woman she is!!! Do NOT talk to her!ā We were literally having a conversation about our kids... You see, at some point she (hot blonde lesbian) realized she was actually Bi and ended up having children with the guy she cheated on her wife with.
So anyway, weāve stayed friends and yesterday she was on a tear about how her BF is a huge loser, doesnāt help pay any bills and just spends all his money on things other than her and the kids. How heās a creep and how they had to move to another state to be closer to her parents just to get support with housing and childcare. This, of course, leads to a conversation about how the sex is bad and how her post kid body has left her less confident. I assure her she is still hot af (she is) and then she starts talking about how she takes nudes to try and boost her confidence but never sends them out.
Oh really?
Now I have them. Rules. I guess I found out what kind of women she is- or some shit.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2021 6:23:44 GMT -5
Whats the oldest broad yall done the deed with? My record is 61.
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sarahohio
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Board's Bottom Bitch
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Post by sarahohio on May 12, 2021 6:34:09 GMT -5
ex was 54
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JDS
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a kid got his ear punched off
Iām something all you parents hate to see but donāt worry, itās just me, Jeremy!
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Post by JDS on May 12, 2021 6:40:39 GMT -5
36. Iām 47
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 12, 2021 6:42:04 GMT -5
36 is the oldest woman you have ever been with????
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