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Post by pisswizard on May 12, 2021 6:43:11 GMT -5
I don’t know, Probably one of the prostitutes I visited was older than me.
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JDS
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Post by JDS on May 12, 2021 6:48:03 GMT -5
36 is the oldest woman you have ever been with???? yes
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Post by JDS on May 12, 2021 6:49:42 GMT -5
36 is the oldest woman you have ever been with???? yes Oh wait. There was the LMT. She was around my age. The oldest woman I’ve dated/ seen was 36
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Post by sarahohio on May 12, 2021 6:53:09 GMT -5
Oh wait. There was the LMT. She was around my age. The oldest woman I’ve dated/ seen was 36 when you were 25 or something you weren't dating 16 year olds though, right?
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Post by sarahohio on May 12, 2021 6:54:04 GMT -5
perhaps the question should be what is the largest age gap you've had when banging/dating someone? mine is 21years
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JDS
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Post by JDS on May 12, 2021 7:03:21 GMT -5
Oh wait. There was the LMT. She was around my age. The oldest woman I’ve dated/ seen was 36 when you were 25 or something you weren't dating 16 year olds though, right?
Absolutely not. I’m not a creep. I dated women around my age and my first wife was 23 when we meet and I was 29. My second wife was also 24 when we met, and I was 36.
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Post by sarahohio on May 12, 2021 7:22:37 GMT -5
when you were 25 or something you weren't dating 16 year olds though, right?
Absolutely not. I’m not a creep. I dated women around my age and my first wife was 23 when we meet and I was 29. My second wife was also 24 when we met, and I was 36. i didn't think you were...just had to be extra sure lol
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Post by sarahohio on May 12, 2021 7:42:19 GMT -5
Years ago, my ex had done a wedding photo shoot and they became friends. The couple came by our place to pick the photos up a few weeks after the wedding and there was talk about getting take out. My ex and one of the couple were going to go pick it up. I offered to go pick it up saying “please don’t leave me here alone with the hot blonde lesbian.” Which I learned was not something to say to your wife. Also, I became friends with said blonde. Fast forward a few years and I was having a conversation with my ex, then current and I said “I was talking to so and so today” and she GOES OFF. “Why are you talking to her?? I KNOW what kind of woman she is!!! Do NOT talk to her!” We were literally having a conversation about our kids... You see, at some point she (hot blonde lesbian) realized she was actually Bi and ended up having children with the guy she cheated on her wife with. So anyway, we’ve stayed friends and yesterday she was on a tear about how her BF is a huge loser, doesn’t help pay any bills and just spends all his money on things other than her and the kids. How he’s a creep and how they had to move to another state to be closer to her parents just to get support with housing and childcare. This, of course, leads to a conversation about how the sex is bad and how her post kid body has left her less confident. I assure her she is still hot af (she is) and then she starts talking about how she takes nudes to try and boost her confidence but never sends them out. Oh really? Now I have them. Rules. I guess I found out what kind of women she is- or some shit. girl sounds like a trainwreck herself. cheated on her wife, now is sending noodz while still with her boyfriend even if he sucks. she a cheating machineeee
that being said, nice come up on the noodz! sketchy girl or not, i bet those tiddies still looked good.
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Post by JDS on May 12, 2021 7:45:38 GMT -5
Years ago, my ex had done a wedding photo shoot and they became friends. The couple came by our place to pick the photos up a few weeks after the wedding and there was talk about getting take out. My ex and one of the couple were going to go pick it up. I offered to go pick it up saying “please don’t leave me here alone with the hot blonde lesbian.” Which I learned was not something to say to your wife. Also, I became friends with said blonde. Fast forward a few years and I was having a conversation with my ex, then current and I said “I was talking to so and so today” and she GOES OFF. “Why are you talking to her?? I KNOW what kind of woman she is!!! Do NOT talk to her!” We were literally having a conversation about our kids... You see, at some point she (hot blonde lesbian) realized she was actually Bi and ended up having children with the guy she cheated on her wife with. So anyway, we’ve stayed friends and yesterday she was on a tear about how her BF is a huge loser, doesn’t help pay any bills and just spends all his money on things other than her and the kids. How he’s a creep and how they had to move to another state to be closer to her parents just to get support with housing and childcare. This, of course, leads to a conversation about how the sex is bad and how her post kid body has left her less confident. I assure her she is still hot af (she is) and then she starts talking about how she takes nudes to try and boost her confidence but never sends them out. Oh really? Now I have them. Rules. I guess I found out what kind of women she is- or some shit. girl sounds like a trainwreck herself. cheated on her wife, now is sending noodz while still with her boyfriend even if he sucks. she a cheating machineeee
that being said, nice come up on the noodz! sketchy girl or not, i bet those tiddies still looked good.
If I’m an engineer barely on the tracks myself, who am I to judge?
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Post by pisswizard on May 12, 2021 9:02:39 GMT -5
I’m gonna be fucking 21 year olds when I’m 50. Judge me I dont care.
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Post by sarahohio on May 12, 2021 9:16:08 GMT -5
i'm judging freely
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Post by crimsonotter on May 12, 2021 9:50:29 GMT -5
I was hooking up with the asst manager at the record store I worked at when I was 21. She was 36 and dating/living with the manager at the time.
2 summers ago(I was 32) i used to hook up and be spoiled by a 55 year old teacher. Met on some app and she basically started giving me gifts everytime we’d do our thing. She’d also pay for my ubers and randomly venmo me money for some reason.
Those have been my biggest age gaps
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Post by Cholo Molester on May 12, 2021 10:19:55 GMT -5
I was 19 she was 42. First time I had my ass ate. \m/
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Post by JDS on May 12, 2021 10:59:25 GMT -5
I’m gonna be fucking 21 year olds when I’m 50. Judge me I dont care. On my 35th birthday, I offhandedly told my dad that i intended to bang 23 year old women for the rest of my life. He just started laughing "You know, that just gonna get harder and harder to pull off, right?"
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Post by JDS on May 12, 2021 11:00:05 GMT -5
I was hooking up with the asst manager at the record store I worked at when I was 21. She was 36 and dating/living with the manager at the time. 2 summers ago(I was 32) i used to hook up and be spoiled by a 55 year old teacher. Met on some app and she basically started giving me gifts everytime we’d do our thing. She’d also pay for my ubers and randomly venmo me money for some reason. Those have been my biggest age gaps welcome to sex work.
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2021 11:40:14 GMT -5
The best is when they had a c section so the P is still tight af, and they dont have a 31 yr old son named Dylan who still lives at home.
Id like to switch to the opposite age gap once I achieve dilf status, i just dont ever want 30-40ish women cause theyre always trying to plan life out.
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Post by sarahohio on May 12, 2021 11:47:39 GMT -5
The best is when they had a c section so the P is still tight af, and they dont have a 31 yr old son named Dylan who still lives at home. Id like to switch to the opposite age gap once I achieve dilf status, i just dont ever want 30-40ish women cause theyre always trying to plan life out. i'd argue most women try to plan out life before that.
plus a woman in her 30's is in her sexual prime. your loss.
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Post by lilpat on May 12, 2021 12:58:08 GMT -5
could try and pull a leo decaprio
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Post by cheeseburgerkarma94 on May 12, 2021 13:02:37 GMT -5
Biggest age gap was 12 years older than me. It was right after a breakup. That puts her at 37. It was fucking awesome until it wasn’t. Basically made a mess of each other’s lives for about six weeks then wen't out separate ways.
Every encounter we had we wen't at least two rounds. Sometimes three. One day it just stopped working and we grew to hate each other. Then I found out she was married. She’s stay out all night sometimes or I’d crash at her place. Zero indication that she had a husband.
What a ride that was.
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Post by twoforflinching on May 12, 2021 13:26:00 GMT -5
Took the last two days of the week off and I’m erect at the thought of clocking out in an hour
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Post by vie et mort on May 12, 2021 16:53:58 GMT -5
2 summers ago(I was 32) i used to hook up and be spoiled by a 55 year old teacher. Met on some app and she basically started giving me gifts everytime we’d do our thing. She’d also pay for my ubers and randomly venmo me money for some reason. I would kill for this
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Post by crimsonotter on May 12, 2021 17:21:08 GMT -5
The best is when they had a c section so the P is still tight af, and they dont have a 31 yr old son named Dylan who still lives at home. Id like to switch to the opposite age gap once I achieve dilf status, i just dont ever want 30-40ish women cause theyre always trying to plan life out. i'd argue most women try to plan out life before that.
plus a woman in her 30's is in her sexual prime. your loss.
This. Everyone woman in her 30s has been so much fun and consistent
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2021 17:57:04 GMT -5
Premenopausal women freak me out. If I finish inside them, a creature comes out of her pussy and ruins my life. Bleeders also cant cook breakfast. No breeders on my D until vasectomy.
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Post by Pat on May 12, 2021 18:05:06 GMT -5
i'd argue most women try to plan out life before that. Not the ones wanting to get involved with a dude like me
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Post by Deleted on May 12, 2021 19:12:50 GMT -5
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Post by pisswizard on May 12, 2021 20:41:12 GMT -5
Yeh almost every woman in their 30’s Ive dated or friends have dated has already had the wheels fall off all their plans and slightly mental.
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Post by wedealinlead on May 12, 2021 21:55:25 GMT -5
Yeh almost every woman in their 30’s Ive dated or friends have dated has already had the wheels fall off all their plans and slightly mental. 30 IS the average age when people get divorced. Dating pool is getting smaller and typically choices are either the eternal bachelor/bachelorette or clingy partners who want to fast track their lives back to "normalcy". There are good, interesting, genuine people out there but dating is fucking exhausting. I don't find promiscuity particularly attractive and I've never seriously dated anyone willing to get naked with me 3 hours after we met. We can bang but that's that. Ditto human cling wrap. Telling me you want to move to my town for me before we even met is going to have the opposite effect from what you were going for. This is all anecdotal but not much different from my friends' and coworkers' experiences.
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Post by 2006 Gucci Mane on May 12, 2021 22:40:51 GMT -5
i'd argue most women try to plan out life before that.
plus a woman in her 30's is in her sexual prime. your loss.
This. Everyone woman in her 30s has been so much fun and consistent For real.
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Post by twoforflinching on May 13, 2021 21:40:06 GMT -5
has anyone ever taken gas station dick pills and if so what were the results
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Post by pisswizard on May 13, 2021 21:55:59 GMT -5
Ive been trying to get my dick wet on hinge but every woman on it is just so...dull.
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