theaccountant
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Post by theaccountant on May 13, 2021 23:31:05 GMT -5
Ive been trying to get my dick wet on hinge but every woman on it is just so...dull. For real. Same prompts, same dull types of pictures every time. Always the same hiking or snowboarding picture, always the one picture of them drinking wine, always the line about having to love her dog. Like give me something interesting to work with here.
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on May 13, 2021 23:51:01 GMT -5
My horniness seems to have gone into some sort of springtime hibernation. It’s been a few weeks since I’ve had any sort of urges. Is there a non-horny jail?
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patdog
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Post by patdog on May 14, 2021 0:06:54 GMT -5
My horniness seems to have gone into some sort of springtime hibernation. It’s been a few weeks since I’ve had any sort of urges. Is there a non-horny jail? That’s just normal life cuz
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on May 14, 2021 0:29:10 GMT -5
Sometimes it just be like that I guess
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on May 14, 2021 7:21:18 GMT -5
My horniness seems to have gone into some sort of springtime hibernation. It’s been a few weeks since I’ve had any sort of urges. Is there a non-horny jail? That’s just normal life cuz They'll let you out for the day on jerk release.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 14, 2021 7:30:00 GMT -5
Ive been trying to get my dick wet on hinge but every woman on it is just so...dull. that is the worst dating app to pick. Hinge is much more for relationships. Stick to tinder or grindr
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 14, 2021 7:30:31 GMT -5
They'll let you out for the day on jerk release. Request: granted the warden has spoken!
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on May 14, 2021 8:53:32 GMT -5
Ive been trying to get my dick wet on hinge but every woman on it is just so...dull. that is the worst dating app to pick. Hinge is much more for relationships. Stick to tinder or grindr Hinge is my fav cause it lets you change ur location, I literally set mine to another country, and wen't to that country and banged, thats how you do proper vacations cracka
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Jack Hard
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Post by Jack Hard on May 14, 2021 8:59:05 GMT -5
Bumble was the shit back when I was on the market. Took the pressure off. Only one time a woman got mad at me because we matched on both tinder and bumble. She was mad that I was on both. Odd.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 14, 2021 8:59:15 GMT -5
that is the worst dating app to pick. Hinge is much more for relationships. Stick to tinder or grindr Hinge is my fav cause it lets you change ur location, I literally set mine to another country, and wen't to that country and banged, thats how you do proper vacations cracka you can do that with bumble and tinder
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jonsetsfire
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Post by jonsetsfire on May 14, 2021 9:07:50 GMT -5
Bumble was the shit back when I was on the market. Took the pressure off. Only one time a woman got mad at me because we matched on both tinder and bumble. She was mad that I was on both. Odd. She sounds like a psycho. Y'all fucked though, right?
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Jack Hard
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Post by Jack Hard on May 14, 2021 10:00:03 GMT -5
Bumble was the shit back when I was on the market. Took the pressure off. Only one time a woman got mad at me because we matched on both tinder and bumble. She was mad that I was on both. Odd. She sounds like a psycho. Y'all fucked though, right? A gentleman never kisses and tells, but we sure do eat butt and tell. We were suppose to go on another date after, but she stood me up. She is a nurse. I miss the single life sometimes, but I'm happy where life has brought me haha
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on May 14, 2021 10:07:59 GMT -5
I checked out bumble but it was more boring dull chicks. Stop telling me about Harry Potter i dont care what the fuck is wrong with these women?
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 14, 2021 10:27:11 GMT -5
I checked out bumble but it was more boring dull chicks. Stop telling me about Harry Potter i dont care what the fuck is wrong with these women?
I mean everyone's got a right to their own preferences, but...
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on May 14, 2021 10:54:27 GMT -5
Over 40 and horny.
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on May 14, 2021 11:00:35 GMT -5
I checked out bumble but it was more boring dull chicks. Stop telling me about Harry Potter i dont care what the fuck is wrong with these women?
I mean everyone's got a right to their own preferences, but...
Well this asshole only lets in...wait...no....
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 28, 2021 20:22:00 GMT -5
I just wanted to let you guys know the dude I was hooking up with this evening got over zealous while I was blowing him. He made me gag one too many times and I definitely barfed on his dick a bit. I immediately kept going and slurped it up to avoid him noticing and the embarrassment. Now I have heartburn.
Goodnight.
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 28, 2021 20:24:26 GMT -5
Goodnight Sarah hope you’re doing well!!
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 28, 2021 20:25:31 GMT -5
I would like to let you know that the royal we appreciate you as a trooper, but maybe that blowjay game is a little more next level than is accustomed to, and that is what's leading to your 3 minute of disappointment?
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 28, 2021 20:26:23 GMT -5
Also, he mighta finished if you had made a production of the yakking
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 28, 2021 20:27:19 GMT -5
Also, he mighta finished if you had made a production of the yakking Who said he didn’t finish? 😎
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 28, 2021 20:31:10 GMT -5
Getting blowies is dope
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on May 28, 2021 20:33:12 GMT -5
I just wanted to let you guys know the dude I was hooking up with this evening got over zealous while I was blowing him. He made me gag one too many times and I definitely barfed on his dick a bit. I immediately kept going and slurped it up to avoid him noticing and the embarrassment. Now I have heartburn. Goodnight. You are the hero America needs right now.
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not Worship
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Post by not Worship on May 28, 2021 20:33:57 GMT -5
U suckin dick at 930pm????
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 28, 2021 20:35:32 GMT -5
Any time is dick suckin time, DST
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not Worship
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Post by not Worship on May 28, 2021 20:36:40 GMT -5
Homie is gonna get a full 8
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BrettSD
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Post by BrettSD on May 28, 2021 20:37:10 GMT -5
Came into this thread all grumpy, leaving having nearly died after reading Sarah’s posts and an ill-timed rip.
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on May 28, 2021 20:37:18 GMT -5
I had a girlfriend I used to facefuck in the toilet because I would make her vomit and keep going. Good times.
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 28, 2021 20:39:26 GMT -5
In the toilet
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 28, 2021 20:39:52 GMT -5
Also, he mighta finished if you had made a production of the yakking Who said he didn’t finish? 😎 I'm 3/4 high. I neglected to "add at that moment"
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