Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 29, 2021 12:01:40 GMT -5
SAD
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borntodie
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Post by borntodie on May 29, 2021 12:04:53 GMT -5
early bird gets the worm
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 29, 2021 12:10:31 GMT -5
Early girl gets the sperm
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hAloween h2o fan
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Post by hAloween h2o fan on May 29, 2021 12:26:10 GMT -5
sometimes i'm not trying to hang out all night with a dude. Let's grab some food, chill a bit, get down, and get on our way. This needs to be more socially accepted. Just because people want to have sex doesn’t mean they want to spend 12+ hours together. Plus it’s so nice to just chill at home and do what you want afterwards, speaking from pre-married life.
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 29, 2021 12:29:51 GMT -5
I just want to be alone after I B my L
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zwansuperfan69
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Post by zwansuperfan69 on May 29, 2021 12:30:29 GMT -5
i had a date suck me off first thing in the morning and she said "thanks for breakfast" after i finished. that my friends is a horny memory i'll treasure forever.
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on May 29, 2021 13:09:04 GMT -5
my gag reflex is very bad so i'm always scared of puking like that.
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on May 29, 2021 13:17:00 GMT -5
i had a date suck me off first thing in the morning and she said "thanks for breakfast" after i finished. that my friends is a horny memory i'll treasure forever. Rock on brother
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 29, 2021 13:34:47 GMT -5
my gag reflex is very bad so i'm always scared of puking like that. if the dude lets me keep control, i can go deep. It's when they get excited and are like ,"dammmmnnn imaaa try and facefuck her" that's where you need to be careful. i can give you 4-5 gags but after that you are playing at your own risk.
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 29, 2021 14:06:17 GMT -5
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on May 29, 2021 14:33:45 GMT -5
that's what she's trying to do
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accidentalcharm
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Post by accidentalcharm on May 29, 2021 14:43:54 GMT -5
time constraints on dick sucking?
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 29, 2021 14:49:20 GMT -5
that's what she's trying to do *that’s the joke Simpsons pic*
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on May 29, 2021 14:50:50 GMT -5
or were you telling the thread to **** my dick?
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on May 29, 2021 14:51:14 GMT -5
SA'sD
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 29, 2021 14:55:10 GMT -5
or were you telling the thread to **** my dick? It was an acronym I created from Brett Suckin Dick’s post directly above mine. Hope that helps
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on May 29, 2021 14:58:04 GMT -5
Schedule A Dick
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 29, 2021 15:10:27 GMT -5
Someone’s a disaster…
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Post by Thin Lizzy Gulag Graduate on May 29, 2021 15:53:41 GMT -5
my gag reflex is very bad so i'm always scared of puking like that. if the dude lets me keep control, i can go deep. It's when they get excited and are like ,"dammmmnnn imaaa try and facefuck her" that's where you need to be careful. i can give you 4-5 gags but after that you are playing at your own risk. Them dudes are risk averse, should you wanna get paid to puke
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BrettSD
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Post by BrettSD on May 29, 2021 16:22:25 GMT -5
Man, it’s been about a year since I’ve had lips anywhere around my dick. With the amount of labia lip smacking I’ve done I might as well open a fucking charity.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 29, 2021 16:24:58 GMT -5
Man, it’s been about a year since I’ve had lips anywhere around my dick. With the amount of labia lip smacking I’ve done I might as well open a fucking charity. Damn. No return service?
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BrettSD
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Post by BrettSD on May 29, 2021 16:30:31 GMT -5
Nada.
No return on anything. At all.
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on May 29, 2021 17:14:38 GMT -5
Look at mr unselfish lover over here
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 29, 2021 17:14:50 GMT -5
Boooo. Time to change your strategy.
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on May 29, 2021 17:17:12 GMT -5
Often before first dates we already knew if we were gonna get down. Sometimes you do stuff at the restaurant/car/public garden before you even make it home. Stipulate to that.
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patdog
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Post by patdog on May 29, 2021 17:32:20 GMT -5
Im startin to feel it. Off to the jail with me.
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BrettSD
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Post by BrettSD on May 29, 2021 17:35:02 GMT -5
Boooo. Time to change your strategy. LOL. I guess you could say that’s what I’m doing.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 29, 2021 17:35:07 GMT -5
Nada. No return on anything. At all. Who are these people?
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BrettSD
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Post by BrettSD on May 29, 2021 17:36:04 GMT -5
My ex-wife.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on May 29, 2021 17:37:11 GMT -5
Wait, which way is this intended? Is that too early or too late? Also, any time of the day is a good time for pie. Gettin schlurped up on a date is like a midnight activity, and thats being conservative This is so weird...
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