Pat
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Post by Pat on May 29, 2021 17:41:54 GMT -5
Oh, yeah. You need to find some strange 25 year old to fuck your shit up
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on May 29, 2021 17:42:34 GMT -5
Erik - admitted Conservative
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BrettSD
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Post by BrettSD on May 29, 2021 17:43:30 GMT -5
Erik - admitted Conservative I do believe we have a new title. Admitted Slurp Conservative
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not Worship
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Post by not Worship on May 29, 2021 17:47:46 GMT -5
I am concerned that all of your dates are early evening and only 3 hours long
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Post by ITID on May 29, 2021 17:57:44 GMT -5
I am concerned that all of your dates are early evening and only 3 hours long Sometimes she just wants to suck dick during her lunchbreak(at mcdonalds)
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borntodie
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Post by borntodie on May 29, 2021 17:58:49 GMT -5
what volume of vomit is acceptable during sex
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on May 29, 2021 18:01:13 GMT -5
Not that I plan on being single anytime soon, but in the off chance that happens, I am legit nervous about going from my normal tried and true boning routine to someone who does wild shit I havenβt done in years or ever. Concerned about being nervous and resulting in a 2 pump sesh, might throw my back out, might have a girl throw up on my dick, so many things. If I end up single for some reason, might just go the asexual route instead.
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ITID
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Post by ITID on May 29, 2021 18:01:19 GMT -5
what volume of vomit is acceptable during sex Depends on what type of sheets you're workin with
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Post by hAloween h2o fan on May 29, 2021 18:16:00 GMT -5
Not that I plan on being single anytime soon, but in the off chance that happens, I am legit nervous about going from my normal tried and true boning routine to someone who does wild shit I havenβt done in years or ever. Concerned about being nervous and resulting in a 2 pump sesh, might throw my back out, might have a girl throw up on my dick, so many things. If I end up single for some reason, might just go the asexual route instead. right there with you man if I ever get divorced, which I hope never happens, Iβm building a PC and will just focus on being a badass dad 3-4 days a week.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 29, 2021 18:17:19 GMT -5
I am concerned that all of your dates are early evening and only 3 hours long Because they back at the house fucking, not wasting time after midnight.
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BrettSD
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Post by BrettSD on May 29, 2021 18:19:28 GMT -5
Ainβt nobody got time for dancing around the snu snu in these advanced capitalist times.
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on May 29, 2021 18:23:45 GMT -5
Not that I plan on being single anytime soon, but in the off chance that happens, I am legit nervous about going from my normal tried and true boning routine to someone who does wild shit I havenβt done in years or ever. Concerned about being nervous and resulting in a 2 pump sesh, might throw my back out, might have a girl throw up on my dick, so many things. If I end up single for some reason, might just go the asexual route instead. i wen't from an 8 year relationship, became single at 30, and had to ask all kinds of questions and do research and now i'm a guy who owns handcuffs
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Post by lilpat on May 29, 2021 18:25:00 GMT -5
yeah not sure why anyone would think thereβs a timeframe where getting some sloppy is permissible
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No Doz
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Post by No Doz on May 29, 2021 18:27:25 GMT -5
I just want to be alone after I B my L after you board your life?
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on May 29, 2021 18:31:32 GMT -5
Not that I plan on being single anytime soon, but in the off chance that happens, I am legit nervous about going from my normal tried and true boning routine to someone who does wild shit I havenβt done in years or ever. Concerned about being nervous and resulting in a 2 pump sesh, might throw my back out, might have a girl throw up on my dick, so many things. If I end up single for some reason, might just go the asexual route instead. i wen't from an 8 year relationship, became single at 30, and had to ask all kinds of questions and do research and now i'm a guy who owns handcuffs Lol I got some c-rings but no cuffs. But yeah, I am very scared that Iβm so out of the game that I would suck, and not in the good way. Iβd probably just invest in some of those VR glasses and one of those sex toys that goes along with the porno youre watching.
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 29, 2021 18:35:50 GMT -5
Fuck the game. Buying handcuffs to keep up with the youngins just feeds into the Baja blast gotta be the most extra bullshit.
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Post by ITID on May 29, 2021 18:40:21 GMT -5
i wen't from an 8 year relationship, became single at 30, and had to ask all kinds of questions and do research and now i'm a guy who owns handcuffs Lol I got some c-rings but no cuffs. But yeah, I am very scared that Iβm so out of the game that I would suck, and not in the good way. Iβd probably just invest in some of those VR glasses and one of those sex toys that goes along with the porno youre watching. It's really not that bad. It's mostly just being more upfront about toy play. Eating ass for an hour and giant anal dildoing are things, but they're not nearly as ubiquitous as the internet is trying to make it out. Like honestly, it seems mostly like it's making dude's more accountable and not showing up for a double pump and dump.
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Post by xpatx on May 29, 2021 19:03:13 GMT -5
Oh Iβm totally fine with eating a butt for an hour, and am not opposed to anal dildoing. Very not into pumping and dumping. I guess itβs just more or less having relations with someone new after being with the same person for an extended period of time. I guess Iβm just making myself anxious about a hypothetical scenario that hasnβt happened and will most likely never happen haha.
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Post by Tstigz on May 29, 2021 19:22:39 GMT -5
I just want to be alone after I B my L after you board your life? Close. After I bake my lasagna.
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Post by ITID on May 29, 2021 19:25:55 GMT -5
I guess Iβm just making myself anxious about a hypothetical scenario that hasnβt happened and will most likely never happen haha. Stop that.
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xpatx
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Post by xpatx on May 29, 2021 19:33:52 GMT -5
You right
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2021 20:14:18 GMT -5
Early dates and being asleep by 9 sounds magical
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Post by Deleted on May 29, 2021 20:19:32 GMT -5
Also had a really pleasant early morning sex for the first time in years
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Post by Jack Hard on May 29, 2021 20:43:17 GMT -5
I plan on getting old and manwhoring around the old folks home.
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Post by meatballmaniac on May 29, 2021 22:09:21 GMT -5
I canβt get hard without some vomit.
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Post by stephanie on May 29, 2021 22:17:31 GMT -5
that's a shame.
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Post by Tstigz on May 29, 2021 23:26:49 GMT -5
Blowing loads is dope
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not Worship
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Post by not Worship on May 30, 2021 0:45:06 GMT -5
Almost bought boner pills on top of a 6pack tonight. Next time
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Post by Deleted on May 30, 2021 0:54:55 GMT -5
Put a Pringles can between my legs wrapped in a latex glove and let my boy raw dog me to get his nut.
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Post by xpatx on May 30, 2021 1:03:58 GMT -5
Iβm having a hard time picturing exactly what youβre talking about, but good for you!
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