Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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homo thug holding a covid atom
DMX driving 114 mph
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Apr 29, 2021 16:04:48 GMT -5
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2021 16:07:50 GMT -5
joe hardcore looking good
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Tstigz
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Hope everyone is doing well and having a nice day
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Post by Tstigz on Apr 29, 2021 16:21:30 GMT -5
What’s the horniest thing you’ve all done? As a horny boy I used to measure how far I could shoot my splooge. I’d save up for days and then stand against the bathroom wall and launch my load for distance, much like a shot put. I’d sneak a tape measure with me into the bathroom. Clean up was a breeze since the floor was linoleum. I think my best back then was like 64 inches, which is a joke. I could destroy that record now. Maybe we all try it tonight and post our numbers? We’ll call it The Great Gamete Games. Hope everyone is doing well.
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Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Apr 29, 2021 16:47:38 GMT -5
Lmaoooo whaaaat?
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Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Apr 29, 2021 16:47:57 GMT -5
Poster tstigz is wylin!!!
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Apr 29, 2021 17:02:37 GMT -5
What’s the horniest thing you’ve all done? As a horny boy I used to measure how far I could shoot my splooge. I’d save up for days and then stand against the bathroom wall and launch my load for distance, much like a shot put. I’d sneak a tape measure with me into the bathroom. Clean up was a breeze since the floor was linoleum. I think my best back then was like 64 inches, which is a joke. I could destroy that record now. Maybe we all try it tonight and post our numbers? We’ll call it The Great Gamete Games. Hope everyone is doing well. great 1007th post brother
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zwansuperfan69
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Post by zwansuperfan69 on Apr 29, 2021 17:51:35 GMT -5
I'm not sure if this was my horniest or most bored... but I had one of those no reason boners during a long drive and i invaded the netherlands whilst driving and blasted into an old taco bell bag.
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Tstigz
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Hope everyone is doing well and having a nice day
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Post by Tstigz on Apr 29, 2021 18:18:29 GMT -5
I'm not sure if this was my horniest or most bored... but I had one of those no reason boners during a long drive and i invaded the netherlands whilst driving and blasted into an old taco bell bag. You Baja blasted it dude!!
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sarahohio
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Board's Bottom Bitch
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Post by sarahohio on Apr 29, 2021 19:16:46 GMT -5
My type of thread, my type of people.
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zwansuperfan69
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Post by zwansuperfan69 on Apr 29, 2021 19:57:29 GMT -5
I'm not sure if this was my horniest or most bored... but I had one of those no reason boners during a long drive and i invaded the netherlands whilst driving and blasted into an old taco bell bag. You Baja blasted it dude!! I was expecting someone to just say live más, but that was so much better.
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on Apr 29, 2021 21:32:22 GMT -5
I jacked off on top of a mountain one time
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Pat
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various whatnots
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Post by Pat on Apr 29, 2021 21:34:21 GMT -5
I jacked off on top of a mountain one time Been there, came on that
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Jack Hard
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Post by Jack Hard on Apr 29, 2021 21:34:27 GMT -5
I jacked off on top of a mountain one time Same. Ha Ling Peak in Canmore.
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Jack Hard
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Post by Jack Hard on Apr 29, 2021 21:34:42 GMT -5
Edging rocks
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LOTR roleplay fetishist
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Growing. Changing. Farting.
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Post by LOTR roleplay fetishist on Apr 29, 2021 21:36:04 GMT -5
whilst jacking it in a Motel 6 a roach skittered across my foot and I didn't stop
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patdog
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associated with black people and getting bitches
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Post by patdog on Apr 29, 2021 21:40:49 GMT -5
I snapped one off in a confessional once tho there was no priest on the other side
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Apr 29, 2021 21:42:20 GMT -5
Sometimes I think I’m really horny but then I go to board and realize I’m a sexual civilian.
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Apr 29, 2021 22:22:20 GMT -5
Horny
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Apr 29, 2021 22:40:35 GMT -5
horns up
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theaccountant
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Post by theaccountant on Apr 29, 2021 22:59:24 GMT -5
I win this one. I'm addicted to whores. It's all I want to spend my money on.
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Apr 29, 2021 23:00:23 GMT -5
good use of cash tho
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theaccountant
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Post by theaccountant on Apr 29, 2021 23:01:34 GMT -5
It's too fucking easy is what is.
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on Apr 29, 2021 23:03:19 GMT -5
I win this one. I'm addicted to whores. It's all I want to spend my money on. Assets = Liabilities + Equity amirite?
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theaccountant
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Post by theaccountant on Apr 29, 2021 23:08:17 GMT -5
Also browsing for a dude at the moment to be my little bitch and suck my dick.
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Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Apr 29, 2021 23:11:33 GMT -5
Also browsing for a dude at the moment to be my little bitch and suck my dick. Have you tried Reddit?
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theaccountant
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Post by theaccountant on Apr 29, 2021 23:11:54 GMT -5
I'm trying Hinge.
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on Apr 29, 2021 23:35:11 GMT -5
just use grindr for that
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theaccountant
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Post by theaccountant on Apr 29, 2021 23:38:17 GMT -5
True
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on Apr 30, 2021 1:08:41 GMT -5
I win this one. I'm addicted to whores. It's all I want to spend my money on. I like whores AND massage parlors with a happy ending. Also paying girls at the peep show for “extras” during private dances.
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Apr 30, 2021 1:34:34 GMT -5
I’m def not in the running but I have jerked it whilst driving into Philly on 95 South at 2am after going to an NYC show solo. Phone on the dash, glovebox napkin stash.
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