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Post by Deleted on Apr 30, 2021 1:59:57 GMT -5
My antidepressants have really affected how long it takes me to Bust Lightyear
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twoforflinching
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Post by twoforflinching on Apr 30, 2021 9:01:08 GMT -5
Wacked off many a times on the road, and ruined many a shirt because of it
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Apr 30, 2021 9:09:42 GMT -5
hinge is definitely more relationship focused.
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Apr 30, 2021 9:09:44 GMT -5
I love whacking off on the road. It’s exhilarating when the traffic whizzes past me and honks.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Apr 30, 2021 9:59:39 GMT -5
definitely have friends that prefer prostitutes over regular girls. They like the business transaction. Simple and straight forward.
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Apr 30, 2021 10:03:11 GMT -5
hinge is definitely more relationship focused. It is sorta. I like it because the prompts actually give you things to make conversation about. It’s hard to know how to start a conversation with the sentient lifestyle ads on Tinder and Bumble. Also other than maybe Bumble, Hinge has the most attractive pool of women.
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Apr 30, 2021 10:04:21 GMT -5
Prostitute ads are my favorite jerk off material. Except sometimes I just get sad or grossed out reading them.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Apr 30, 2021 10:12:54 GMT -5
Prostitute ads are my favorite jerk off material. Except sometimes I just get sad or grossed out reading them. my friend used to send some of the ads from the site he used and i was so intrigued. The photos they choose and the descriptions of their services quite intriguing. Good reading material. Also, god damn did I see some of the biggest natural boobs ever on those ads.
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Apr 30, 2021 10:21:38 GMT -5
BNBs are dope
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iamcomo
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Post by iamcomo on Apr 30, 2021 10:23:25 GMT -5
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on Apr 30, 2021 10:37:04 GMT -5
Air bnb’s?
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Apr 30, 2021 10:46:13 GMT -5
Urban dictionary tells me that it might mean “Bang and Bolt”
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Apr 30, 2021 10:57:07 GMT -5
Big natural boobs 🙄
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theaccountant
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Post by theaccountant on Apr 30, 2021 11:21:22 GMT -5
The first escort I ever saw, who was my regular for a while, had the best natural tits you could ever imagine. My god. Beautiful cocksucking lips too. The undisputed queen of head. Basically like Megan Fox with better tits and lips. She was just a dream all around. She oozed sex in a way no other woman I've ever met has.
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Apr 30, 2021 12:08:07 GMT -5
I’m getting hard just imagining it!!
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JDS~~~*
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Post by JDS~~~* on Apr 30, 2021 12:11:35 GMT -5
The first escort I ever saw, who was my regular for a while, had the best natural tits you could ever imagine. My god. Beautiful cocksucking lips too. The undisputed queen of head. Basically like Megan Fox with better tits and lips. She was just a dream all around. She oozed sex in a way no other woman I've ever met has. what about her thumbs though?
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Apr 30, 2021 12:14:49 GMT -5
Poster theacountant having ~28% of his total posts in the “Horniest Poster” thread combined with that last post def puts him in the running for such a title.
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theaccountant
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Post by theaccountant on Apr 30, 2021 12:26:02 GMT -5
The first escort I ever saw, who was my regular for a while, had the best natural tits you could ever imagine. My god. Beautiful cocksucking lips too. The undisputed queen of head. Basically like Megan Fox with better tits and lips. She was just a dream all around. She oozed sex in a way no other woman I've ever met has. what about her thumbs though? Flawless thumbs too. Even thinking of her voice gets me hard. The living embodiment of sex that girl was. We did a lot of different stuff along with the usual, including verbal humiliation, and she would always tell me how big her boyfriend's dick was. So hot. I sat in a chair naked one time and watched them fuck and jerked off. Dude just came into the room and shook my hand casually while I was sitting there nude like it was nothing and then wen't to fucking her. He ended up being a piece of shit scumbag, but I still fantasize about sucking his dick and being their slave.
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on Apr 30, 2021 12:34:51 GMT -5
Jesus, I am raging!!
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twoforflinching
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Post by twoforflinching on Apr 30, 2021 12:35:52 GMT -5
Brother tstigz has my vote
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Worship
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Post by Worship on Apr 30, 2021 12:35:55 GMT -5
Armie hammer has entered the chat
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Hotdogscominurway
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Apr 30, 2021 12:41:53 GMT -5
definitely have friends that prefer prostitutes over regular girls. They like the business transaction. Simple and straight forward. sounds a lot like shaming to me. do better, turbobabe of the midwest
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JDS~~~*
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Post by JDS~~~* on Apr 30, 2021 12:42:58 GMT -5
definitely have friends that prefer prostitutes over regular girls. They like the business transaction. Simple and straight forward. sounds a lot like shaming to me. do better, turbobabe of the midwest ![](https://storage.proboards.com/6839503/avatar/UhpKLQKsVPqPHdNsuqmW.png)
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Apr 30, 2021 12:47:51 GMT -5
did somebody say Big Natural Boobs? ![](https://thumbnails.cbsig.net/_x/w400/CBS_Production_Entertainment_VMS/2020/06/05/1747201603533/COMEDYCENTRAL_CHAPPELLESSHOW_104_203819_1920x1080.jpg)
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Apr 30, 2021 12:53:15 GMT -5
You should all be in actual jail
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Apr 30, 2021 12:55:16 GMT -5
Brother tstigz has my vote
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Apr 30, 2021 12:56:05 GMT -5
Tstigz is my current fav poster right now.
Sorry Yung Nik and Lala. 🤷🏻♂️
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Apr 30, 2021 12:56:50 GMT -5
any dudes with some nice collarbones? post plz and thnx
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on Apr 30, 2021 13:00:19 GMT -5
any dudes with some nice collarbones? post plz and thnx i did before i gained 30lbs over quar. was looking at my old nudes like dang i was a hot skinny bitch
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Apr 30, 2021 13:03:13 GMT -5
any dudes with some nice collarbones? post plz and thnx i did before i gained 30lbs over quar. was looking at my old nudes like dang i was a hot skinny bitch don't believe you. probably should post to prove me wrong.
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