theaccountant
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Post by theaccountant on May 1, 2021 15:16:54 GMT -5
I need a big fat ass bouncing on my dick right now.
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on May 1, 2021 16:10:45 GMT -5
boss makes a dollar, i make a dime, thatβs why i jerk off in the single occupant bathroom on company time
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on May 1, 2021 16:35:30 GMT -5
This thread is great.
I think we should have a dedicated erotic experiences thread. I have some great ones
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Post by ππΌπππ½πββπππβ on May 1, 2021 16:40:35 GMT -5
do that in the no lurker board, perverts
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on May 1, 2021 17:30:03 GMT -5
perverts
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patdog
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Post by patdog on May 1, 2021 17:35:23 GMT -5
preverts
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lilpat
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Post by lilpat on May 1, 2021 21:29:12 GMT -5
This thread is great. I think we should have a dedicated erotic experiences thread. I have some great ones i disagree, i donβt want to read about a bunch of sex-havers
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 1, 2021 21:34:27 GMT -5
Great thread. Sometimes I like to slice an onion and throw the raw rings around my stiffy like ring toss
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on May 1, 2021 22:57:23 GMT -5
do that in the no lurker board, perverts I posted on the public board about the time I jerked off while licking frosting off the fingers of a bikini barista that she had just removed from her co-workerβs pussy, so I donβt see why I need to post on the no lurker board.
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stephanie
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Post by stephanie on May 1, 2021 23:10:43 GMT -5
we in this bitch.
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pisswizard
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Post by pisswizard on May 1, 2021 23:25:49 GMT -5
I had a chat with one of the women in the building about the best places to have a work wank.
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Post by The Gloryhole in Fridays on May 1, 2021 23:43:40 GMT -5
When I was like 17 I would keep a contained Gatorade bottle next to my computer in my bedroom, So I could play a little how's your father, nut in the bottle, and go about my business with minimal cleanup
At one point, I threw the bottle away and it got replaced temporarily with a Shasta soda can. I can't quite recall what possessed me, but one afternoon I was thirsty and there was a shasta can within reach.
I lifted the can and felt some weight in it, ah good, a delicious carbonated beverage.
Nope, that's a cum can. The thick goo hit my lips like mike tyson 1987.
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on May 1, 2021 23:54:32 GMT -5
No. No, man.
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Post by Osama Vinladen JimΓ©nez LΓ³pez on May 2, 2021 0:35:41 GMT -5
When I was like 17 I would keep a contained Gatorade bottle next to my computer in my bedroom, So I could play a little how's your father, nut in the bottle, and go about my business with minimal cleanup At one point, I threw the bottle away and it got replaced temporarily with a Shasta soda can. I can't quite recall what possessed me, but one afternoon I was thirsty and there was a shasta can within reach. I lifted the can and felt some weight in it, ah good, a delicious carbonated beverage. Nope, that's a cum can. The thick goo hit my lips like mike tyson 1987. ![](https://i.ibb.co/qJNPqh5/01-B8-FF72-96-C2-4-C7-F-89-F2-D3-B5-AE596-D35.gif)
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 2, 2021 0:53:15 GMT -5
When I was like 17 I would keep a contained Gatorade bottle next to my computer in my bedroom, So I could play a little how's your father, nut in the bottle, and go about my business with minimal cleanup At one point, I threw the bottle away and it got replaced temporarily with a Shasta soda can. I can't quite recall what possessed me, but one afternoon I was thirsty and there was a shasta can within reach. I lifted the can and felt some weight in it, ah good, a delicious carbonated beverage. Nope, that's a cum can. The thick goo hit my lips like mike tyson 1987. Name checks out
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pisswizard
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Count Dublin
Think or thwim.
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Post by pisswizard on May 2, 2021 1:21:44 GMT -5
turns out the horniest poster was inside each of us all along the way The horniest poster is inside all of us then outside then inside then outside faster and faster
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ITID
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Post by ITID on May 2, 2021 1:40:47 GMT -5
do that in the no lurker board, perverts Can I post my dong there, or?
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on May 2, 2021 13:06:26 GMT -5
do that in the no lurker board, perverts Can I post my dong there, or? WE GOTTA KNOW!
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Tstigz
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Post by Tstigz on May 2, 2021 13:22:49 GMT -5
So I could play a little how's your father Love it
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Pat
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Post by Pat on May 2, 2021 14:20:06 GMT -5
I definitely just got busted checking out some hot chick pulling up to the intersection. She definitely laughed at me crashing my lawn mower into the fence.
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on May 3, 2021 10:59:08 GMT -5
Havent jerked off in like 6 days, my g's
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Yung Nick
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Post by Yung Nick on May 3, 2021 10:59:43 GMT -5
I found out it was me
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Post by reformed thug on May 3, 2021 11:01:29 GMT -5
Havent jerked off in like 6 days, my g's flooding the zone, twu. Youβll be high T in no time
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theaccountant
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Post by theaccountant on May 5, 2021 10:15:03 GMT -5
So horny for my physical tomorrow with my middle aged big bubble butt milf doctor. So many fantasies ugh.
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on May 5, 2021 10:25:58 GMT -5
Shout out to bubble butt milfs. Theyβre gods gift to the world.
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meatballmaniac
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Post by meatballmaniac on May 5, 2021 10:42:16 GMT -5
So horny for my physical tomorrow with my middle aged big bubble butt milf doctor. So many fantasies ugh. I can relate to this. My primary is a dude, and I pray that he is busy or out of the office so I can see one of the mega-babe female doctors that work in the office.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 5, 2021 10:44:59 GMT -5
Havent jerked off in like 6 days, my g's don't you have a gf? so you can be banging it out instead!
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on May 5, 2021 10:46:07 GMT -5
last two dudes i banged totaled out to 6min of sex. fml
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on May 5, 2021 10:47:47 GMT -5
last two dudes i banged totaled out to 6min of sex. fml 6 mins?! How do they last so long?
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Post by wedealinlead on May 5, 2021 10:48:44 GMT -5
Shout out to bubble butt milfs. Theyβre gods gift to the world. Married to one. It's truly a blessing.
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