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Post by hulkswagon on Jul 8, 2023 12:50:38 GMT -5
There is a guy at my work who will scold us because of the amount of calories that are in the food we eat but he will eat 4 bags of chippies during break.
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Post by sourtimes after dark 🎃 on Jul 8, 2023 13:14:46 GMT -5
Oh I’ve got a good one. One of the bartenders at work is what you might call a mild douche. We have a “if you’re working you can eat whatever” policy and so for the most part on breaks people come and help themselves to a few slices or make themselves a salad if we didn’t do a food trade with another restaurant. Anyway, the slicer pies expire after 4 hours of being out and for whatever reason the front of house people didn’t keep tabs on it or communicate anything to the kitchen so we were about to hit the dinner rush and had three partial pizzas on deck.
This dude comes out of the back and starts complaining to me for some reason about how we need to make sure the kitchen knows when we need backup slicers and we really can’t let them get this low blah blah blah while literally helping himself to 1/3 of the food that was available for the customers. I just told him if he’s so worried just make himself a salad and put his slices back or wait 10 minutes until a fresh pie comes out of the oven.
All this while he’s wearing a shirt that says “I’m just a human being doing the best I can”.
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theonefreeman
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Post by theonefreeman on Jul 8, 2023 13:22:33 GMT -5
Play that game with him where you show him your balls in between your legs and then call him gay for looking.
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Post by landoftalk on Jul 8, 2023 13:24:35 GMT -5
“I want/need more shifts”
*gets more shifts*
*calls out for all the extra shifts*
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Post by Pat on Jul 8, 2023 13:29:18 GMT -5
There is a guy at my work who will scold us because of the amount of calories that are in the food we eat Hit him. |
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Post by tandoori jones on Jul 8, 2023 14:08:45 GMT -5
There is a guy at my work who will scold us because of the amount of calories that are in the food we eat but he will eat 4 bags of chippies during break. i work with dudes who say they eat organic and they’re antivaxxers etc but they vape and drink monsters all day |
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Post by sourtimes after dark 🎃 on Jul 8, 2023 15:33:36 GMT -5
Play that game with him where you show him your balls in between your legs and then call him gay (in a good way) for looking. “Look at the log, bitch!” |
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Post by zaph on Jul 8, 2023 15:56:31 GMT -5
There is a guy at my work who will scold us because of the amount of calories that are in the food we eat but he will eat 4 bags of chippies during break. i work with dudes who say they eat organic and they’re antivaxxers etc but they vape and drink monsters all day TWU |
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Post by landoftalk on Jul 8, 2023 18:57:17 GMT -5
There is a guy at my work who will scold us because of the amount of calories that are in the food we eat but he will eat 4 bags of chippies during break. i work with dudes who say they eat organic and they’re antivaxxers etc but they vape and drink monsters all day Stop this is so fucking funny lol |
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Post by landoftalk on Jul 8, 2023 18:58:32 GMT -5
I wouldn’t be able to help myself if I saw them drinking a monster if be like omg where did you find organic monsters hook a girl up bro!!!
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Post by landoftalk on Jul 8, 2023 18:58:50 GMT -5
Like at least fucking drink Yerba Mate then hahaha
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Post by landoftalk on Jul 8, 2023 19:00:33 GMT -5
It was busy at work today and some lady legitimately SHOVED me to get by haha she’s lucky I found it hilarious
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Post by landoftalk on Jul 8, 2023 19:01:05 GMT -5
Next time someone’s in my way I’m just gonna push them lmao that lady had BALLS I’ll give her that
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 8, 2023 20:24:42 GMT -5
Close talking coworker used to come up to my desk and lean in to point something out on the computer or whatever, but she’d be so close she’d be all up on my shoulder and in my ear. Like woman, why is your tiddy resting on my arm?? BACK OFF
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Post by RealVile on Jul 8, 2023 21:06:49 GMT -5
posting 5 times in a row
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Post by sourtimes after dark 🎃 on Jul 8, 2023 23:31:38 GMT -5
I wouldn’t be able to help myself if I saw them drinking a monster if be like omg where did you find organic monsters hook a girl up bro!!! Rockstar had an organic one that tasted like someone drank a cup of acid reflux and vomited it back up into a regular Rockstar. |
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Post by anointed on Jul 8, 2023 23:33:52 GMT -5
that's pretty hinged round these parts brother |
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Post by yosupbro on Jul 9, 2023 3:32:21 GMT -5
I have a similar guy at work. Makes fun of me for eating tofu and beyond burgers because he doesn't understand the ingredients in them but every day drinks reign energy drinks and eats cheez its nonstop
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on Jul 9, 2023 6:20:19 GMT -5
Your coworkers all sound cool af to be honest 😎
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Post by SUN HIT FACE on Jul 9, 2023 7:06:43 GMT -5
Creating a hypothetical Mount Rushmore of female BiL posters
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Post by codync on Jul 9, 2023 7:18:22 GMT -5
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Post by landoftalk on Jul 9, 2023 9:19:36 GMT -5
I never claimed I wasn’t unhinged myself!! Takes one to know one etc etc |
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Post by pisswizard on Jul 9, 2023 9:36:34 GMT -5
Next time someone’s in my way I’m just gonna push them lmao that lady had BALLS I’ll give her that I was walking down the street with my friend and there was high school kids blocking the footpath so I put my hand on ones shoulder and pushed him to the side and kept walking. My mate thought it was great lol |
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Post by pisswizard on Jul 9, 2023 12:06:50 GMT -5
Just remembered a good one. So on the floor my shop is in theres an art studio that on saturday has these hens nights where they do life drawing. Its basically male stripping but with art. Anyway they always all drunk and carrying around large plastic peni, screeching and stuff. Anyway I wen't to the men’s toilet and I guess because twen'ty drunk women were all deciding to piss at the same time they had just gone to all the shitters. Walk into the gents and there was heaps of them. i just pissed, they weren’t at the urinal of course. So about half an hour later I’m still hydrating and need to spray some old gold rope again and I go back to the pisser and as I walk past a booth that the women were in I see that there is a shit on the ground with a piece of toilet paper embedded in it with the print of a woman’s stiletto heel.  Picture not that group but one of those saturdays. |
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Jul 9, 2023 12:49:06 GMT -5
Close talking coworker used to come up to my desk and lean in to point something out on the computer or whatever, but she’d be so close she’d be all up on my shoulder and in my ear. Like woman, why is your tiddy resting on my arm?? BACK OFF who complains about armtitty? |
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Post by RealVile on Jul 9, 2023 12:56:13 GMT -5
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 9, 2023 15:59:19 GMT -5
Close talking coworker used to come up to my desk and lean in to point something out on the computer or whatever, but she’d be so close she’d be all up on my shoulder and in my ear. Like woman, why is your tiddy resting on my arm?? BACK OFF who complains about armtitty? 🙋♀️ armtitties are not work appropriate smh |
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Jul 9, 2023 16:02:42 GMT -5
who complains about armtitty? 🙋♀️ armtitties are not work appropriate smh armtitties should only happen at work, the doctors or the dentist. |
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Post by Sorley Boy on Jul 9, 2023 16:29:57 GMT -5
There is a guy at my work who will scold us because of the amount of calories that are in the food we eat but he will eat 4 bags of chippies during break. Is his surname McGowan? |
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Post by sourtimes after dark 🎃 on Jul 9, 2023 20:19:36 GMT -5
Oh I’ve got a good one. One of the bartenders at work is what you might call a mild douche. We have a “if you’re working you can eat whatever” policy and so for the most part on breaks people come and help themselves to a few slices or make themselves a salad if we didn’t do a food trade with another restaurant. Anyway, the slicer pies expire after 4 hours of being out and for whatever reason the front of house people didn’t keep tabs on it or communicate anything to the kitchen so we were about to hit the dinner rush and had three partial pizzas on deck. This dude comes out of the back and starts complaining to me for some reason about how we need to make sure the kitchen knows when we need backup slicers and we really can’t let them get this low blah blah blah while literally helping himself to 1/3 of the food that was available for the customers. I just told him if he’s so worried just make himself a salad and put his slices back or wait 10 minutes until a fresh pie comes out of the oven. All this while he’s wearing a shirt that says “I’m just a human being doing the best I can”. HE FUCKING DID IT AGAIN Dude comes and starts giving front of house attitude about it and the bar hasn’t even hit $100 in sales. The GM caught wind of it and is going to tell him to fuck off. |
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