Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 8, 2024 12:36:22 GMT -5
I have an idea, ok hear me out, what if instead of doom scrolling we try goon scrolling?
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Yung Nick
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troubled yoot
I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 8, 2024 12:38:53 GMT -5
In that old “jerking off to cam girls” thread somebody posted a video from Twitter that was a trailer for some fucked up porn site that was basically scat porn on steroids with oddly high production values. There was one part where people where like trapped under an outhouse while somebody else shit on them that I don’t think I’ll ever get out of my head. 😞 Not scatt or nothing but this made me think of this. Found a DVD of this one time more than a decade ago cleaning out storage at this place I helped out at. Watched it so many times and always had the worst post nut clarity.  |
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gregor
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Post by gregor on Jul 8, 2024 12:43:21 GMT -5
The suction one makes me nervous 😈
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Jul 8, 2024 12:45:49 GMT -5
People are gonna think I’m talking shit but this is actually a flex.
Last night I hooked up with this tall/skinny/gangly woman with no tits and acne scars. I think she’s so goddamn hot, she’s almost as tall as me and it was great to make out standing up. Even on the way out we killed like an hour just making out in her kitchen.
I’m trying to not write a huge post and I almost didn’t post at all… but fuck, that was so much fun.
Racism is fucking wild though, out the gate she’s like “you don’t mind that I’m Asian?” And I’m like “whaaaat?” And she says that a lot of guys (I’m assuming white guys) are a hard no on Asian women - which is so wild to me cause I’ve known several/dated a few women who have said that dudes want to date them specifically because they’re Asian and they have to actually dense nuggs of fat buds them out. Like i was seeing this woman for a while and she told me that she was initially always looking for some Asianfever shit to come out that I was hiding but she eventually realized that I genuinely had no interest in Asian culture and that made her become actually comfortable with me…. But she’s disappeared again so not that comfortable, lol.
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Yung Nick
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troubled yoot
I'm at da store what do u need???
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Post by Yung Nick on Jul 8, 2024 12:50:16 GMT -5
The w.eed spice coming in hot there
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gregor
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Post by gregor on Jul 8, 2024 14:07:27 GMT -5
Currently in the pocket pussy abyss on Amazon
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Cholo Molester
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our very own Gideon Yago 🌚
off the duster
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Post by Cholo Molester on Jul 8, 2024 14:18:16 GMT -5
Currently in the pocket pussy abyss on Amazon put this on my tombstone |
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cfloyd3
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Sky Lopez gang
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Post by cfloyd3 on Jul 8, 2024 14:19:19 GMT -5
Buy from Spectrum Boutique not Amazon
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Jul 8, 2024 14:28:30 GMT -5
Buy from Spectrum Boutique not Amazon do they do no questions returns |
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2024 14:48:52 GMT -5
Buy from Spectrum Boutique not Amazon do they do no questions returns Fucking hell I'm imagining them receiving fleshlights full of turds |
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xkingbuzzox
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Post by xkingbuzzox on Jul 8, 2024 17:14:30 GMT -5
10:30am on a monday (moanday) and just saw that farrah abraham chick from te.en mom do scat porn. nah no good. Curiosity got the best of me. Drake song in the background and a looooooong ass log. I'm disappointed in myself. |
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Hotdogscominurway
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rocker; reformed deleter; bald
Diarrhea beer bong
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Post by Hotdogscominurway on Jul 8, 2024 17:39:46 GMT -5
do they do no questions returns Fucking hell I'm imagining them receiving fleshlights full of turds Hell yeah, saving this fun idea for board secret Santa |
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accidentalcharm
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axe
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Post by accidentalcharm on Jul 8, 2024 17:50:35 GMT -5
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inheritedhell
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Post by inheritedhell on Jul 8, 2024 18:13:08 GMT -5
Pass. But I would love to read a dishonest and only complimentary one! I'd settle for knowing someone is thinking about me in any way/shape/form yeah true |
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jul 8, 2024 19:26:52 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2024 19:36:34 GMT -5
the most terminally online people fall for this end stage individualism where all control has been hyper personalized to avoid all relationships with the outside world. our puritan roots have resurfaced. count your macros and be asleep by 8 pm. save your seed and sow the fields! |
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thefarce
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Post by thefarce on Jul 8, 2024 19:44:49 GMT -5
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The Last Online Marxist
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Post by The Last Online Marxist on Jul 8, 2024 19:45:47 GMT -5
You'll see! You'll all see!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 8, 2024 19:46:52 GMT -5
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jefe
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Post by jefe on Jul 8, 2024 19:48:24 GMT -5
Huh. I've followed this girl on ig for years, she used to sketch her own nudes I think - great illustrator, I bought a print. |
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jimmyspudboy
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Jul 8, 2024 19:56:13 GMT -5
Huh. I've followed this girl on ig for years, she used to sketch her own nudes I think - great illustrator, I bought a print. I know it smells crazy |
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jefe
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Post by jefe on Jul 8, 2024 20:08:05 GMT -5
Huh. I've followed this girl on ig for years, she used to sketch her own nudes I think - great illustrator, I bought a print. I know it smells crazy she's german too so yea |
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Jul 8, 2024 20:22:01 GMT -5
This makes me feel weird. Like bad weird. |
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burp
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Post by burp on Jul 8, 2024 20:25:46 GMT -5
I dunno who Charlie Damelio is either maybe I can find a nice luddite wife or w/e those are
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Frank Rizzo
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Post by Frank Rizzo on Jul 8, 2024 20:48:38 GMT -5
Speaking of old board, what happened to the poster (posters?) that were doing their own disgusting crust punk porn?
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xkingbuzzox
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Post by xkingbuzzox on Jul 8, 2024 23:45:46 GMT -5
This makes me feel weird. Like bad weird. We had a whole bus of Amish people come in this morning. A few of them had me tempted to reject my English ways, that's for sure. I also got really into cozy mysteries in jail and one of my favorite series was about a bread and breakfast in an Amish community. Not horny but a fun aside. |
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Post by fishtalk i like (the) Sundays on Jul 9, 2024 0:18:22 GMT -5
This makes me feel weird. Like bad weird. We had a whole bus of Amish people come in this morning. A few of them had me tempted to reject my English ways, that's for sure. I also got really into cozy mysteries in jail and one of my favorite series was about a bread and breakfast in an Amish community. Not horny but a fun aside. I see plenty of Mennonites around here, and I’m sure they could churn butter that would raise my barn…. But like…. Blink twice if you need help getting out of this shit. |
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Jul 9, 2024 0:21:53 GMT -5
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gregor
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Post by gregor on Jul 9, 2024 4:44:43 GMT -5
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Post by jeanxseberg on Jul 9, 2024 7:14:16 GMT -5
the most terminally online people fall for this end stage individualism where all control has been hyper personalized to avoid all relationships with the outside world. our puritan roots have resurfaced. count your macros and be asleep by 8 pm. save your seed and sow the fields! I disagree with both of these takes, and I feel it is very hard for people to have apinions on the internet without evangelical views of their own or overzealous hyperbole of others |
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