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Post by screamingsilence on Oct 15, 2018 13:23:03 GMT -5
Definitely have the same probability of meeting horrible people online and off. Probably more associated with online dating since for a lot of people it’s way more volume, and they’re dealing with that whole “there will always be something better one swipe away” mindset. the book I'm currently listening to is pretty dead on with what you posted. Our desire to think we always want more or better gets in the way. Of what I'm not sure.
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Post by cfloyd3 on Oct 15, 2018 13:31:27 GMT -5
I'm glad to hear online stuff has worked for some people here... it's just never been for me, I guess. You should keep in mind I live in a college town with one of the highest binge drinking rates per capita, so "online dating sites and apps" is almost exclusively a polite euphemism for "places horny college kids go to hookup." I might change my tune if I lived somewhere that wasn't just a bunch of daddy issues dressed in rompers. I took the weekend off from hanging out with folks after the ordeals of the last two weekends. Just kept myself busy at home, no drinks. I also made a point of telling my friend whose sister I kissed + his girlfriend that we should probably take a break from hanging for a bit. We'll get together for a few drinks and it'll turn into staying up until 3 AM trying to convince the DJ at a house party to play Return of the Mack. Not a great influence. Try changing your age range from 18-24 to 25-35 or older.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2018 13:32:32 GMT -5
Have you guys thought of putting "NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS!!!!!!!" on your dating profiles?
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Oct 15, 2018 13:36:12 GMT -5
I'm glad to hear online stuff has worked for some people here... it's just never been for me, I guess. You should keep in mind I live in a college town with one of the highest binge drinking rates per capita, so "online dating sites and apps" is almost exclusively a polite euphemism for "places horny college kids go to hookup." I might change my tune if I lived somewhere that wasn't just a bunch of daddy issues dressed in rompers. I took the weekend off from hanging out with folks after the ordeals of the last two weekends. Just kept myself busy at home, no drinks. I also made a point of telling my friend whose sister I kissed + his girlfriend that we should probably take a break from hanging for a bit. We'll get together for a few drinks and it'll turn into staying up until 3 AM trying to convince the DJ at a house party to play Return of the Mack. Not a great influence. Try changing your age range from 18-24 to 25-35 or older. Did. We've got a lot of people living here who didn't grow out of bar hopping and making shitty decisions.
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Post by cfloyd3 on Oct 15, 2018 13:42:26 GMT -5
Have you guys thought of putting "NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS!!!!!!!" on your dating profiles? Naw just the following -I like my dog more than you, must love dogs, only here for the dogs, down to fuck a dog -RIP Uncle Steve 1962-2017 -You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scatt -fries before guys -libra seeking virgo because batteries are expensive -if the convo isn't banging neither are we -tell me your best dad joke -cheeky bikini pic on edge of public pool
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Post by screamingsilence on Oct 15, 2018 13:54:55 GMT -5
Have you guys thought of putting "NOT HERE FOR HOOKUPS!!!!!!!" on your dating profiles? Naw just the following -I like my dog more than you, must love dogs, only here for the dogs, down to fuck a dog -RIP Uncle Steve 1962-2017 -You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scatt -fries before guys -libra seeking virgo because batteries are expensive -if the convo isn't banging neither are we -tell me your best dad joke -cheeky bikini pic on edge of public pool I love when girls post tan line up the ass one piece pics. Goddamn. Also the ones who put not here for hookups all you have to do is lie
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2018 14:29:23 GMT -5
You’re making brah_life look like a million bucks right now
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Post by RealVile on Oct 15, 2018 14:35:10 GMT -5
The 'I probably just swiped for your Dog' and 'I like Dogs more than humans' have to be the most overused phrases on Tinder.
Also have never understood why people think Tinder is such a fuckfest, it's pretty rare you find a girl who is just DTF, at least where I've lived.
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Post by not Worship on Oct 15, 2018 15:08:05 GMT -5
Fuck dogs
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Oct 15, 2018 15:09:09 GMT -5
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Post by ITID on Oct 15, 2018 15:49:15 GMT -5
You’re making brah_life look like a million bricks right now ftfy
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Oct 15, 2018 16:02:12 GMT -5
I just realized you removed your title which is fucked up cuz somebody paid for that
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Post by 𝕄𝔼👁𝕎𝔽𝕌ℕℂ𝕋𝕀👁ℕ on Oct 15, 2018 16:02:35 GMT -5
I had to give myself this awful title and I fuckin adhered to it
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Post by not Worship on Oct 15, 2018 16:03:08 GMT -5
I dont give a FUCK
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2018 16:04:19 GMT -5
Someone paid for it and you removed it? You are such a gay little virgin.
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Post by not Worship on Oct 15, 2018 17:00:13 GMT -5
Someone pay me $5 and ill put it back
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Post by not Worship on Oct 15, 2018 17:00:34 GMT -5
Also i didnt agree to help any dumb ass dogs out
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Post by Avoidance Learning on Oct 15, 2018 17:04:23 GMT -5
Fuck dogs
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Post by crawlingcosmichorror on Oct 15, 2018 17:43:33 GMT -5
If Whit decides to get rid of her previous little yapper when you move in I'll definitely give it a good home. You know how I feel about tiny dawgs.
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Post by cfloyd3 on Oct 15, 2018 18:05:39 GMT -5
Having a dog in your house and thinking things are all smelling good and peachy are the equivalent of retarts who smoke in their home like it doesn't smell to high fucking heaven of filth. You aren't leaving that house without having to stop by some Rite Aid and get one of those sticky roller jawns to clean the hair off.
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Post by crawlingcosmichorror on Oct 15, 2018 18:09:58 GMT -5
Having a dog in your house and thinking things are all smelling good and peachy are the equivalent of retarts who smoke in their home like it doesn't smell to high fucking heaven of filth. You aren't leaving that house without having to stop by some Rite Aid and get one of those sticky roller jawns to clean the hair off. You spelled hard-rocker wrong. And the dog that lives in my house smells like a little angel.
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Post by tandoori jones on Oct 15, 2018 20:13:38 GMT -5
Also have never understood why people think Tinder is such a fuckfest, it's pretty rare you find a girl who is just DTF, at least where I've lived.
so far in my experience i've banged way more girls off Bumble than Tinder
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Post by cfloyd3 on Oct 15, 2018 20:49:12 GMT -5
Well ain't that summpin
Anyone used Feeld the kink app? Had a pretty swell hook up of there a couple weekends back, was just traveling through for work. It's a lot of couples looking for a third or another couple and the occasional chick looking for a more kink friendly partner than is found on your basic dating sites.
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Post by yourwhathurts on Oct 16, 2018 12:10:10 GMT -5
Comments about dogs are the equivalent of “you provided me with nothing of substance to message you about I didn’t want to be rude so let me pick the lowest hanging fruit”. Gotta give people something to work with.
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Oct 19, 2018 11:30:50 GMT -5
wen't to dinner on Wednesday night with some friends and a tattoo artist I used to kinda date. I told her 3-4 months ago we couldn't hang out anymore because she starts arguments and drama for no reason. Like, without fail and it makes everybody around super uncomfortable. Anyway, I recently joined Instagram and sent a "follow" request to my contacts, which included her. She texts me and is like, "does this mean we're friends again" and we agreed to try and try and be platonic pals. After dinner she wants to introduce me to her coworker, so we meet up with them. I say "them" because it turned out to be a girl transitioning to a guy, which was kinda neat because I've never really known anybody going through that. Tattoo artist ends up pulling me into a bathroom to make out, then tries to come home with me. I totally ruined the mood because I was like "I just want to go to bed" and got emo about my ex-girlfriend.
Then we had some sloppy text conversation at like, 2 AM about trying to date again. Then I woke up and burned a sick day because I was too hungover to get up and I'm obviously super responsible. I rarely drink during the week, so this drunkenness definitely crept up on me.
While hanging out with tattoo artist girl I met a girl who works at my old work, so I texted a former coworker who still works there about her. She's going to try and be a bro and set me up on a date. If that happens, I'd be pretty stoked because she was super cute and sassy.
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Post by not Worship on Oct 24, 2018 22:55:23 GMT -5
Just got blocked and unfriended on social media by someone with unrequited love because i tagged my ex-gf in a meme?
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Post by borntodie on Oct 26, 2018 0:18:01 GMT -5
Who’s the board most eligible bachelors/bachelorette? Me and it’s not even close, honey This is 100% true. Macho is established in his career, has impeccable fashion sense, gives great hugs, and knows a fuck ton about wine. He lives in his own two bedroom for god sakes. That's like a yahtzee
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Post by sarahohio on Oct 26, 2018 4:20:29 GMT -5
pretty sure there are only douche bags or doormats left out there in my city.
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Post by roofies on Oct 26, 2018 4:54:25 GMT -5
I just downloaded tinder and bumble again. Ive never had a date from either of them. People say its because I have bad profile pics, but I really dont. Otherwise, I'm 36 and fucked in terms of dating. My only options are coworkers who hit on me, but thats usually a bad choice to date coworkers. I'm a bartender, so that kinda gives me a boost...meeting girls at least 10 younger than me and into the party life. Im also sober. So finding women in my age group who are single and not too jaded is nearly impossible. But I guess I'm jaded, so I gotta work on that part before expecting others to also not be.
I'm just venting, because Ive accepted my fate, it just kinda a bummer on some days.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2018 8:35:40 GMT -5
Me and it’s not even close, honey This is 100% true. Macho is established in his career, has impeccable fashion sense, gives great hugs, and knows a fuck ton about wine. He lives in his own two bedroom for god sakes. That's like a yahtzee He also has one of those "man holding a fish" pictures he can use for his tinder profile
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