ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on Oct 26, 2018 9:37:16 GMT -5
That motherfucker eats fennel and shit, so he can kick rocks. He is a handsome fella though.
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Oct 26, 2018 10:09:29 GMT -5
List of clichés you see on tinder/bumble profiles:
love brunch looking for my partner in crime stating your height and then "because apparently that matters?" supporter of the oxford comma
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ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on Oct 26, 2018 10:49:09 GMT -5
Don’t forget to put yoga poses in y’all profile pictures.
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Oct 26, 2018 14:49:02 GMT -5
Is there ANYTHING good about ageing?
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2018 14:49:40 GMT -5
My anxiety and temper are slowly mellowing out ?
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yourwhathurts
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Post by yourwhathurts on Oct 26, 2018 15:05:59 GMT -5
Utter and complete lack of tolerance for bullshit.
.... I have no line
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borntodie
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Post by borntodie on Oct 26, 2018 15:38:32 GMT -5
Brunch is the best meal. Why did basic guys have to ruin it
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2018 16:00:35 GMT -5
This is 100% true. Macho is established in his career, has impeccable fashion sense, gives great hugs, and knows a fuck ton about wine. He lives in his own two bedroom for god sakes. That's like a yahtzee He also has one of those "man holding a fish" pictures he can use for his tinder profile Loooool apparently these are more common than I thought. I should marry a trout.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2018 16:01:30 GMT -5
List of clichés you see on tinder/bumble profiles: love brunch looking for my partner in crime stating your height and then "because apparently that matters?" supporter of the oxford comma “I swiped right because of your dog” I fucking cringe at this line.
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Oct 26, 2018 16:10:40 GMT -5
how have they ruined it for you sweetie?
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Oct 26, 2018 16:17:03 GMT -5
i love basic white bitches
"love traveling" goes to London and takes a pic in a red phonebooth with the caption "london calling" refers to her two college semesters abroad as "when I was living in Europe" loves pumpkin anything "I'm not here to hook up" loves hiking inspirational quotes
I love basic white bitches' rooms too. The scent of Yankee Candle velvet woods, the dark brown ikea furniture, string lights, and 600 thread count sheets from Target or Bed Bath and Beyond, none of that Walmart shit. Cumming on white girls' towels is prolly in my top 10 activities to do along with videogames and watching cold war documentaries.
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borntodie
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Post by borntodie on Oct 26, 2018 16:18:37 GMT -5
how have they ruined it for you sweetie? because liking brunch is a profile cliche now skinneykinney don't forget paddleboarding. there's always a paddleboard if you look close enough
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2018 16:20:09 GMT -5
i love basic white bitches "love traveling" goes to London and takes a pic in a red phonebooth with the caption "london calling" refers to her two college semesters abroad as "when I was living in Europe" loves pumpkin anything "I'm not here to hook up" loves hiking inspirational quotes I love basic white bitches' rooms too. The scent of Yankee Candle velvet woods, the dark brown ikea furniture, string lights, and 600 thread count sheets from Target or Bed Bath and Beyond, none of that Walmart shit. Cumming on white girls' towels is prolly in my top 10 activities to do along with videogames and watching cold war documentaries. Maybe if you stopped calling women bitches so freely you could get a date Also, fucking ew.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 26, 2018 16:20:51 GMT -5
I’m so down with brunch. If that makes me basic, so be it.
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Oct 26, 2018 16:26:53 GMT -5
how have they ruined it for you sweetie? because liking brunch is a profile cliche now skinneykinney don't forget paddleboarding. there's always a paddleboard if you look close enough Green Oasis here in Portland is my go-to for paddleboarding dates. I'll typically bring along my bluetooth speaker and play Mac Demarco
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Oct 26, 2018 16:27:37 GMT -5
I’m so down with brunch. If that makes me basic, so be it. basic is lowkey sexy tho
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Oct 27, 2018 3:02:40 GMT -5
basic is definitely not sexy with dudes. basic dudes are usually douchebags
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Oct 27, 2018 3:07:04 GMT -5
Im not here to hook up is the biggest crock of shit
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Oct 27, 2018 3:19:09 GMT -5
i love basic white bitches "love traveling" goes to London and takes a pic in a red phonebooth with the caption "london calling" refers to her two college semesters abroad as "when I was living in Europe" loves pumpkin anything "I'm not here to hook up" loves hiking inspirational quotes I love basic white bitches' rooms too. The scent of Yankee Candle velvet woods, the dark brown ikea furniture, string lights, and 600 thread count sheets from Target or Bed Bath and Beyond, none of that Walmart shit. Admittedly I am most of these but they were living in europe right?
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killthekool
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Post by killthekool on Oct 27, 2018 3:36:41 GMT -5
i always end up with basic chicks... something about my badboy lifestyle always use to draw them in outa curiosity or wanting to fix whatever it was im assuming. I want a nice lady with tattoos, daddy issues and listens to good music... I actually got this older 45 year olds number ive met and seen around here for awhile now the other night and Ive been keeping it cool. Ive got alot on my plate lately and she has a teenager. I doubt anything will come of it but shes really pretty and my kinda basic and canadian. Been thinking alot about her but really trying to weigh and measure if i should even give an inch of pursuit. I could use a sugar mama in my life
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Oct 27, 2018 3:43:44 GMT -5
I suck at dating now.
I also hate when people describe themselves and hobbies in only emojis. Let's just go back to hieroglyphics
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Oct 27, 2018 4:02:28 GMT -5
I really miss dating, cant wait to get back in the game. It's so fun in a new city
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Post by tandoori jones on Oct 27, 2018 6:08:18 GMT -5
fennel is delicious That motherfucker eats fennel and shit, so he can kick rocks. He is a handsome fella though.
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Post by tandoori jones on Oct 27, 2018 6:58:22 GMT -5
so as a guy who gets lots of matches and dates off Bumble and Tinder(most don't materialize into anything) I'm gonna chime in on all this "cliche profile" talk and drop a hot one on ya'll: most people don't read your profile at all. I'll go beyond that and say most swipe right or left based on your main picture.
I know because like I said, I get lots of matches and all these women ask me questions that are answered right in my profile. and a lot of them don't even know I have a dog when I have a picture of me and my dog as like the 3rd picture in
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Oct 27, 2018 7:01:05 GMT -5
so as a guy who gets lots of matches and dates off Bumble and Tinder(most don't materialize into anything) I'm gonna chime in on all this "cliche profile" talk and drop a hot one on ya'll: most people don't read your profile at all. I'll go beyond that and say most swipe right or left based on your main picture. I know because like I said, I get lots of matches and all these women ask me questions that are answered right in my profile. and a lot of them don't even know I have a dog when I have a picture of me and my dog as like the 3rd picture in you mean someone is deciding if they like me purely on the way I look? No wayyyyyyyyyy
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Oct 27, 2018 7:02:49 GMT -5
I know, it's crazy. but just make sure your first picture is fire and you're set
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sarahohio
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Post by sarahohio on Oct 27, 2018 7:16:03 GMT -5
I know, it's crazy. but just make sure your first picture is fire and you're set as a girl, there aren't really problems getting a match. the problem is all the men immediately asking to lick on your butthole and if you can squirt all over their face. Like dude, get a prostitute or get fucking laid already. show a little more tact and spit some better game.
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Oct 27, 2018 7:17:23 GMT -5
yeah that's brutal. probably why I get a lot of dates since I don't do that shit
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Post by cfloyd3 on Oct 27, 2018 7:24:04 GMT -5
The first needing to be your best is 110% true
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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2018 9:00:16 GMT -5
I’m so down with brunch. If that makes me basic, so be it. If fucking with mimosas is wrong, I don't want to be right.
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