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Post by Deleted on Oct 27, 2018 9:11:58 GMT -5
so as a guy who gets lots of matches and dates off Bumble and Tinder(most don't materialize into anything) I'm gonna chime in on all this "cliche profile" talk and drop a hot one on ya'll: most people don't read your profile at all. I'll go beyond that and say most swipe right or left based on your main picture. I know because like I said, I get lots of matches and all these women ask me questions that are answered right in my profile. and a lot of them don't even know I have a dog when I have a picture of me and my dog as like the 3rd picture in Oh thank you Tinder master!!!
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RealVile
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juice drinking dipshit
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Post by RealVile on Oct 27, 2018 9:27:15 GMT -5
Maybe they just judge from your first pic you're a fuckboy and they don't think you'll be writing anything intelligent in your profile
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sarahohio
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Board's Bottom Bitch
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Post by sarahohio on Oct 27, 2018 10:30:25 GMT -5
anyone that posts their snapchat in their info section I assume just sends dick pics all day
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Brah-lie
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triggers cucks and makes hooligans cheer. 👌🏼
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Post by Brah-lie on Oct 27, 2018 18:45:02 GMT -5
My latest scenario is I’m “talking” to one I “talked to” before and have two in the “getting to know” stage on the back burner off of Tinder. The universe is making sure I have plenty of choices apparently.
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jimmyjump
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Post by jimmyjump on Nov 4, 2018 21:01:20 GMT -5
I put myself out there after a 7 year relationship and I fell hard for the wrong girl. Womp Womp.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2018 21:09:07 GMT -5
I put myself out there after a 7 year relationship and I fell hard for the wrong girl. Womp Womp. Big time backed.
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Brah-lie
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triggers cucks and makes hooligans cheer. 👌🏼
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Post by Brah-lie on Nov 4, 2018 21:22:44 GMT -5
Currently getting ignored by multiple women I’ve been talking to- honestly, I like the peace and quiet.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 4, 2018 21:25:48 GMT -5
My gal sends me songs like this and loves to dance with me.
She's probably the sweetest person I ever met and I'm a dumpster human so I be blessed.
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killthekool
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Post by killthekool on Nov 5, 2018 1:30:20 GMT -5
I put myself out there after a 7 year relationship and I fell hard for the wrong girl. Womp Womp. Did the same exact thing with a 6year relationship... I think thats what they call a rebound... I lasted alot longer with that rebound chick than i shoulda but was too much of a pussy to break it off with her and it just got worse. Ended up breaking that girls heart in the end. Also with that video. Whats chippi chippi?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2018 6:42:22 GMT -5
I gave myself nearly 4 years of being single and picky after my 7 year relationship ending. During this time, I wen't through many changes that made me a better person. Now I’m in the early phases of seeing this really awesome, totally sweet girl who happens to be the roommate of a BiL poster. Things are going really well so far and we like the pace of it. We’ve been able to connect on a bunch of things so it’s awesome.
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ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on Nov 5, 2018 6:50:23 GMT -5
Does she know you’re gay?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2018 6:56:22 GMT -5
Does she know you’re gay? Whatever could you possibly mean? I’m the straightest lil arrow in the quiver. I’m the broadway dancer with the deepest voice.
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Nov 5, 2018 8:00:17 GMT -5
Quiver bone
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tandoori jones
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Post by tandoori jones on Nov 5, 2018 11:44:37 GMT -5
I gave myself nearly 4 years of being single and picky after my 7 year relationship ending. During this time, I wen't through many changes that made me a better person. Now I’m in the early phases of seeing this really awesome, totally sweet girl who happens to be the roommate of a BiL poster. Things are going really well so far and we like the pace of it. We’ve been able to connect on a bunch of things so it’s awesome. has she cucked you yet?
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2018 13:48:29 GMT -5
I gave myself nearly 4 years of being single and picky after my 7 year relationship ending. During this time, I wen't through many changes that made me a better person. Now I’m in the early phases of seeing this really awesome, totally sweet girl who happens to be the roommate of a BiL poster. Things are going really well so far and we like the pace of it. We’ve been able to connect on a bunch of things so it’s awesome. has she cucked you yet? It’s inevitable. I cannot wait for her to introduce me to the black bull.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2018 13:50:56 GMT -5
go bang this dude's broad, ass eyes
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ass eyes
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Post by ass eyes on Nov 5, 2018 14:40:44 GMT -5
I'm not a bull but this dong does have some hang time.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2018 14:41:57 GMT -5
I'm not a bull but this dong does have some hang time. I’m not gay but let me see!!! Again, I’m not gay.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2018 17:43:20 GMT -5
I put myself out there after a 7 year relationship and I fell hard for the wrong girl. Womp Womp. Did the same exact thing with a 6year relationship... I think thats what they call a rebound... I lasted alot longer with that rebound chick than i shoulda but was too much of a pussy to break it off with her and it just got worse. Ended up breaking that girls heart in the end. Also with that video. Whats chippi chippi? Who knows but we all a lil chippi chippi
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rowdiedondown
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Post by rowdiedondown on Nov 5, 2018 18:47:22 GMT -5
I, too, am getting over a rebound. It sucks, my frigged brain wants more but all the signs clearly point to waving red flags
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Brah-lie
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triggers cucks and makes hooligans cheer. 👌🏼
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Post by Brah-lie on Nov 5, 2018 19:28:48 GMT -5
Meeting people in 2018 fucking sucks- I’ve met women that literally will tell you they’re one way till they’re blue in the face, then go out and contradict everything they’ve just said. I mean what the fucking fuck, is a little consistency too much to ask for? /rant
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Post by Deleted on Nov 5, 2018 21:20:54 GMT -5
Stuff will happen when you least expect it, I promise you that. Sacrificing my social life so I could tell myself that I was doing it for professional reasons only hurt me for the past few years. It affected who I could’ve met. I’ve been getting out there and developing a core group of friends in Boston (huge thanks to the several BiLers who have gotten to know me) which has only done wonders for me. I’m only going to keep growing that because having that means more to me than anything else. I can’t go back to being a shut in. It drove me fucking crazy.
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Post by crawlingcosmichorror on Nov 5, 2018 23:29:56 GMT -5
I know what you mean macho. I'm way stoked for you.
Things have been going really well with Alea. I can't believe I found a chick who is this rad. I've never had a relationship like this before and it's hard to describe but bluntly it's because we're into the same stuff. I'm into black/death metal mostly and she's more into shoegaze and post punk which I also love. And all we watch is horror movies and Adult Swim. She also loves cider and is totally cool with going to metal shows with me. She also adores me.
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killedbyboard
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Post by killedbyboard on Nov 5, 2018 23:40:18 GMT -5
with the woman of my dreams and have two kids. it's crazy.
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Post by PiggyBankMaggot on Nov 5, 2018 23:56:22 GMT -5
Found the woman of my dreams. She loves Roxy music and Lack of Interest. I had 3 great months with her before I fucked it all up. She's with a guy named Chaz now, and I'm on antidepressants now.
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killthekool
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Post by killthekool on Nov 6, 2018 1:22:01 GMT -5
I gave myself nearly 4 years of being single and picky after my 7 year relationship ending. During this time, I wen't through many changes that made me a better person. Now I’m in the early phases of seeing this really awesome, totally sweet girl who happens to be the roommate of a BiL poster. Things are going really well so far and we like the pace of it. We’ve been able to connect on a bunch of things so it’s awesome. How do you find the time for BiL and a girl. ontop of being a used car salesman?
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ITID
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Post by ITID on Nov 6, 2018 3:21:42 GMT -5
I'm not a bull but this dong does have some hang time. I want to pitch HBO a show about a twinky black guy that gets into cucking not because he's hung but just because he knows the wrong some white people.
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novogue
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Post by novogue on Nov 6, 2018 5:11:57 GMT -5
How do you find the time for BiL and a girl. ontop of being a used car salesman? (Board is) Life finds a way.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2018 7:32:20 GMT -5
I know what you mean macho. I'm way stoked for you. Things have been going really well with Alea. I can't believe I found a chick who is this rad. I've never had a relationship like this before and it's hard to describe but bluntly it's because we're into the same stuff. I'm into black/death metal mostly and she's more into shoegaze and post punk which I also love. And all we watch is horror movies and Adult Swim. She also loves cider and is totally cool with going to metal shows with me. She also adores me. Thanks, honey. Much love. Also-used car salesmen? Please. As if I’d ever stoop to that level. You best believe I was selling high end. My ass has never even owned a used car, babe. Alas, that racket is long behind me, but now I tell dealers how to sell to you ;)
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Post by Deleted on Nov 6, 2018 10:57:33 GMT -5
I love Lack of Interest. Sorely underrated band
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