oatmeal
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killed pat
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Post by oatmeal on Dec 3, 2024 14:49:22 GMT -5
He tried to sleep with me again and I said no and then he stopped showing up to our bi-monthly team meetings
Not my problem!
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 3, 2024 14:51:38 GMT -5
Never dated a coworker. But looking back I probably could have.
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cfloyd3
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Sky Lopez gang
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Post by cfloyd3 on Dec 3, 2024 14:51:53 GMT -5
the real problem with the apps is how easy it is to swipe past someone you may be compatible with because at quick glance its not for you but maybe me digging a big hole on the beach holding 3 crushed modelos isn't your thing idk but if you click over right quick you'll see me in front of the weinermobile oh wait that doesn't do it for you uh what about this photo of me in a nun costume wait scroll down it says i'm a communist too wait hey no wait come back nvm Most people I see in the wild that Iβm attracted to would be a hard left swipe for me on the apps. Further proof that looks-based matchmaking is bogus. 100% Y'all need to get jobs bartending or something. I live in a small tourist town and the amount of beautiful single people with cool interests that come through is astounding. |
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inheritedhell
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Post by inheritedhell on Dec 3, 2024 15:06:17 GMT -5
Iβd still be single if not for apps. Zero game.
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yosupbro
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Post by yosupbro on Dec 3, 2024 15:09:21 GMT -5
My now wife skipped me on chatroulette the first time, don't feel bad everyone
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Dec 3, 2024 15:20:24 GMT -5
Idea: BIL dating app
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itii
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least likely to win at literally anything
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Post by itii on Dec 3, 2024 15:26:10 GMT -5
Board has already been that |
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AL πβ¨π¦
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365 party boy
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Post by AL πβ¨π¦ on Dec 3, 2024 15:26:19 GMT -5
Iβd still be single if not for apps. Zero game. I would argue that you still need game on the apps it's just different. I'm more of a fall in love as you get to know me type. Should have just acted like I was posting on board. |
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 3, 2024 15:29:14 GMT -5
Just pretend to read Blood Meridian. I hear chicks dig that.
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stephanie
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goth icon
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Post by stephanie on Dec 3, 2024 15:33:38 GMT -5
they wonβt let me tend bar, theyβre afraid iβll scare the customers away (i think)
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Mr. Dingle Foot
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Post by Mr. Dingle Foot on Dec 3, 2024 15:45:56 GMT -5
occasionally i hang out with a married woman and she'll send me a picture of her riding her husband's face or be like "he says hi" like bro what no what is this the life i live is less than ideal I mean maybe heβs looking for a friend and wants to hang out. Like go bowling and drink some brewskis you know. what about drink some poonskis |
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johnny two cool
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haunted by chalie, ray, Jerome garcia
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 3, 2024 15:47:14 GMT -5
currently engaged to a former coworker π yeah you would |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 3, 2024 15:48:20 GMT -5
nah man these perverts can't keep it civil with just the DMs, can't imagine what they'd do with an app |
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Dec 3, 2024 16:18:27 GMT -5
I would feel so bad for all 6 women here |
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Post by Osama Vinladen JimΓ©nez LΓ³pezπ
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Post by Marco Ducatti on Dec 3, 2024 17:02:16 GMT -5
sam elliott ass
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Post by Soviet Cultural Worker on Dec 3, 2024 17:22:35 GMT -5
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Post by Soviet Cultural Worker on Dec 3, 2024 17:24:52 GMT -5
I, an eyetaliana-Ashkenazi bagel shop employee, bartered with eyetaliana-Ashkenazi slice shop waife, bagels for vegan slice. Now she's going to come to the bagel shop. The plan is in motion. Think about it, board. It's meant to be.
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oogracieπ»
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jesse camp's ex
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Post by oogracieπ» on Dec 3, 2024 18:52:49 GMT -5
π€£ β¦like a fine wineβ¦ |
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chaospouch
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30 minutes delicate
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Post by chaospouch on Dec 3, 2024 19:21:55 GMT -5
despite my best efforts to get over it i am still in love with my best friend. kill me please. Feel this Ran off with my best friends wife a few years ago that was also my best friend and things didnβt work out and I lost two best friends in the process Tread lightly |
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floorpunchchalie
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board royalty (idiot)
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 3, 2024 19:30:16 GMT -5
I have reached the point already of receiving a risque picture this morning at work from the woman Iβm seeing and the following emoji π₯Ίπ₯Ίπ₯Ί
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Dec 3, 2024 19:32:22 GMT -5
Reading that gave me a stroke.
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chaospouch
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30 minutes delicate
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Post by chaospouch on Dec 3, 2024 19:32:44 GMT -5
Refresh my memory what does that emoji mean again
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floorpunchchalie
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board royalty (idiot)
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 3, 2024 19:36:14 GMT -5
Refresh my memory what does that emoji mean again In my world a π₯Ί emoji means sheβs the type to drop to her knees and worship a cock like itβs a sacrament at the altar. In bil world a π₯Ί emoji means someone finds something adorable |
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MMST3K
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re-education camp success story
Antbaby Machete Squad Leader
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 3, 2024 19:37:36 GMT -5
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kingcobraBVZ
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wigger phase springs eternal
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Post by kingcobraBVZ on Dec 3, 2024 19:39:24 GMT -5
Refresh my memory what does that emoji mean again In my world a π₯Ί emoji means sheβs the type to drop to her knees and worship a cock like itβs a sacrament at the altar. In bil world a π₯Ί emoji means someone finds something adorable i know you're fucking trolling drop the act you fucker |
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Dec 3, 2024 19:44:25 GMT -5
Refresh my memory what does that emoji mean again In my world a π₯Ί emoji means sheβs the type to drop to her knees and worship a cock like itβs a sacrament at the altar. In bil world a π₯Ί emoji means someone finds something adorable If you were just doing a bit and not actually like this, people would love you here |
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floorpunchchalie
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board royalty (idiot)
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 3, 2024 19:44:59 GMT -5
In a more wholesome mindset other than my jackass statements I do need to come up with a good Christmas gift! I need to make sure I show good effort over here.
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Dec 3, 2024 19:47:12 GMT -5
In a more wholesome mindset other than my jackass statements I do need to come up with a good Christmas gift! I need to make sure I show good effort over here. Satisfyer pro 2 |
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Post by ππππππππππππ on Dec 3, 2024 19:48:01 GMT -5
i think it'd be suuuuuuper romantic if you killed yourself
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