AL 🎄✨🦌
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Post by AL 🎄✨🦌 on Dec 3, 2024 19:57:47 GMT -5
despite my best efforts to get over it i am still in love with my best friend. kill me please. Feel this Ran off with my best friends wife a few years ago that was also my best friend and things didn’t work out and I lost two best friends in the process Tread lightly absolute wigger move twu
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Dec 3, 2024 20:01:49 GMT -5
Its gonna be a wigger boy winter
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 3, 2024 20:02:55 GMT -5
In a more wholesome mindset other than my jackass statements I do need to come up with a good Christmas gift! I need to make sure I show good effort over here. Satisfyer pro 2 I walked into that one.... But no I’m looking to surprise her with something nice! I usually am super thoughtful and want to make good this holiday season. She told me she has been really run down with work (she is a radiologist) so I was thinking of getting her a spa day treatment gift and then explaining in the card that I hope this is a solid self care choice for you since she works her butt off.
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Dec 3, 2024 20:07:46 GMT -5
Get her nice sneakers and scrubs
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 3, 2024 20:08:18 GMT -5
Refresh my memory what does that emoji mean again In my world a 🥺 emoji means she’s the type to drop to her knees and worship a cock like it’s a sacrament at the altar. In bil world a 🥺 emoji means someone finds something adorable Are you actually Catholic
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 3, 2024 20:12:24 GMT -5
Get her nice sneakers and scrubs I don’t buy sneakers as gifts because there is a south korean superstition that if you buy sneakers for someone you love it means they will walk or run away from you. I bought a pair of Tom’s in my late 20s one Christmas for a woman I loved and now were strangers forever.
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 3, 2024 20:13:14 GMT -5
In my world a 🥺 emoji means she’s the type to drop to her knees and worship a cock like it’s a sacrament at the altar. In bil world a 🥺 emoji means someone finds something adorable Are you actually Catholic Yes, though I only go to church on Easter and Christmas.
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oatmeal
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Post by oatmeal on Dec 3, 2024 20:15:23 GMT -5
Get her nice sneakers and scrubs I don’t buy sneakers as gifts because there is a south korean superstition that if you buy sneakers for someone you love it means they will walk or run away from you. Are you Korean, Chalie?
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cfloyd3
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Post by cfloyd3 on Dec 3, 2024 20:16:12 GMT -5
Get her nice sneakers and scrubs I don’t buy sneakers as gifts because there is a south korean superstition that if you buy sneakers for someone you love it means they will walk or run away from you. I bought a pair of Tom’s in my late 20s one Christmas for a woman I loved and now were strangers forever. Funny because I only follow North Korean superstitions
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 3, 2024 20:17:25 GMT -5
I don’t buy sneakers as gifts because there is a south korean superstition that if you buy sneakers for someone you love it means they will walk or run away from you. Are you Korean, Chalie? I think we established that I am white!
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crobssssss
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Post by crobssssss on Dec 3, 2024 20:48:22 GMT -5
If she is a radiologist, I think she would love a gift card from RadioShack!
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itii
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Post by itii on Dec 3, 2024 20:50:53 GMT -5
i think it'd be suuuuuuper romantic if you killed yourself Good news for you is that fan death is apparently on the table
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antipasto
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Post by antipasto on Dec 3, 2024 20:59:57 GMT -5
Get her nice sneakers and scrubs I don’t buy sneakers as gifts because there is a south korean superstition that if you buy sneakers for someone you love it means they will walk or run away from you. I bought a pair of Tom’s in my late 20s one Christmas for a woman I loved and now were strangers forever. Guess she wasn’t your Seoulmate
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yosupbro
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Post by yosupbro on Dec 3, 2024 21:13:49 GMT -5
How was ur 3rd date
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 3, 2024 21:29:44 GMT -5
Are you actually Catholic Yes, though I only go to church on Easter and Christmas. Oh god, a Chreaster. Catholics don’t “worship” the sacraments.
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 3, 2024 21:31:11 GMT -5
Pretty good, we did not get Mexican this go around. We did see wicked together and she enjoyed it!! I’m seeing interpol Friday but this Saturday we’re gonna go to a place called Peddler’s Village to take in the Christmas lights
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Dec 3, 2024 21:33:21 GMT -5
supporting pedds but wont buy her shoes smh
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 3, 2024 21:33:49 GMT -5
Sacramental Cock Worship would make a good death metal band name.
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Dec 3, 2024 21:54:37 GMT -5
I have reached the point already of receiving a risque picture this morning at work from the woman I’m seeing and the following emoji 🥺🥺🥺 saving this
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yosupbro
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Post by yosupbro on Dec 3, 2024 21:56:59 GMT -5
i wen't there once and purchased a single bottle of hot sauce
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nastyy
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Post by nastyy on Dec 3, 2024 21:57:13 GMT -5
John Joseph caliber lie lmao
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 3, 2024 22:05:08 GMT -5
It is very funny to imagine chalie going to church twice a year for decades and just completely misunderstanding what’s going on.
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MMST3K
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 3, 2024 22:06:00 GMT -5
Like most religious people.
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floorpunchchalie
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Post by floorpunchchalie on Dec 3, 2024 22:08:36 GMT -5
It is very funny to imagine chalie going to church twice a year for decades and just completely misunderstanding what’s going on. I’ll pray on it
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concealer
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Post by concealer on Dec 3, 2024 22:10:50 GMT -5
This page about love lives had the phrase “wigger boy winter” and a fan death reference, what a board this is.
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itii
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Post by itii on Dec 3, 2024 22:14:13 GMT -5
Narc and chalie praying against each other is the moral orel episode we deserve
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 3, 2024 22:15:30 GMT -5
It is very funny to imagine chalie going to church twice a year for decades and just completely misunderstanding what’s going on. I’ll pray on it I don’t think you know how to do that
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 3, 2024 22:17:07 GMT -5
Like most religious people. methinks you dropped your crown, prince
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carl carlson
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Post by carl carlson on Dec 3, 2024 22:21:04 GMT -5
This page about love lives had the phrase “wigger boy winter” and a fan death reference, what a board this is. lots of korean whispers as well
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RealVile
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Post by RealVile on Dec 3, 2024 23:38:10 GMT -5
I gotta get laid soon man fucking hell. Even Chalie is doing better
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