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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Dec 16, 2023 10:37:07 GMT -5
shordie v. waife
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Dec 16, 2023 10:37:49 GMT -5
reverse harem of man
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rowdiedondown
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Post by rowdiedondown on Dec 16, 2023 10:38:36 GMT -5
That's one of my favorite romantic novel sub categories
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Dec 16, 2023 10:38:43 GMT -5
man, harem in reverse
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Post by fishtalk - certified baddie on Dec 16, 2023 10:43:50 GMT -5
I definitely know the vibe of that male best friend who is basically your bf but you’d never fuck him, and he fills in for all the deficiencies of the guy you’re actually fucking… who you’re always mad at because instead of finding someone you really love you don’t want to deal with a break up.
Also, if you don’t think most of your male friends have rubbed one out to the thought of you then you really don’t know men, and absolutely most of them would transition that friendship into banging if you ever floated the idea. I’m not saying that’s the only reason they’re around and I think you can have a mostly genuine friendship with someone from the opposite sex, but most men are ready to pivot if given the chance.
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rowdiedondown
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Post by rowdiedondown on Dec 16, 2023 10:44:52 GMT -5
So a lot of attractive women Yes, my male friends are only talking to me because they are waiting for my engagement to crumble so they can swoop in and comfort my attention starved ass. It's okay though because I like having my bench of men to fill in all the voids in my life because most women just can't stand being independent and on their own. I feel like I know what you were trying to go for with that statement, but you worded it so poorly. Not all women. While you may not do this, a lot do |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2023 10:45:34 GMT -5
men are discusting beasts
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jeanxseberg
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Post by jeanxseberg on Dec 16, 2023 10:47:24 GMT -5
men are discusting beasts All the better for bench pressing |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2023 10:49:15 GMT -5
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Dec 16, 2023 10:50:49 GMT -5
men are discusting beasts  |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Dec 16, 2023 10:54:53 GMT -5
The kind of woman I’m looking for is the one that is attracted to me and would be happier with me but can’t seal the deal because of a variety of longstanding emotional issues, issues which would become irrelevant if she were with me because I am far more patient, kind, and perceptive than anyone else she will have ever dated.
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Post by Ronaldo Artest on Dec 16, 2023 10:55:45 GMT -5
Sean should have their own VH1 dating show like Rock of Love tbh
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2023 10:57:13 GMT -5
Sean should have their own VH1 dating show like Rock of Love tbh navigating the polyam world, slowly being integrated against my will. during the finale I activate monk mode |
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Post by sarahohio on Dec 16, 2023 11:06:29 GMT -5
I definitely know the vibe of that male best friend who is basically your bf but you’d never fuck him, and he fills in for all the deficiencies of the guy you’re actually fucking… who you’re always mad at because instead of finding someone you really love you don’t want to deal with a break up. Also, if you don’t think most of your male friends have rubbed one out to the thought of you then you really don’t know men, and absolutely most of them would transition that friendship into banging if you ever floated the idea. I’m not saying that’s the only reason they’re around and I think you can have a mostly genuine friendship with someone from the opposite sex, but most men are ready to pivot if given the chance. how you know i'm not just the uggo one that got friendzoned? lol |
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 16, 2023 11:10:15 GMT -5
Cuz you have giant bewbs Sarah
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 16, 2023 11:11:36 GMT -5
Chalie is gunna read jeanxseberg’s post and think he still has a chance
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Post by AL 🎄✨🦌 on Dec 16, 2023 11:11:38 GMT -5
Idk I've been friends with girls I'd never have sex with. Whatever man they're with is cool and probably deserves better, but she's the homie so that's on them to find out.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2023 11:12:40 GMT -5
FRIENDSHIP IS OK END OF STORY
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Dec 16, 2023 11:13:29 GMT -5
men are discusting beasts All the better for bench pressing like that this could be considered the masculinization of uppies |
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Post by Cholo Molester on Dec 16, 2023 11:15:23 GMT -5
FRIENDSHIP IS OK END OF STORY Sean, are platonic friends, or friends with benefits? 🤔 |
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Post by fuzzyslippers on Dec 16, 2023 11:18:05 GMT -5
Tag yourself I’m “Intermittent Monk” |
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Post by codync on Dec 16, 2023 11:19:42 GMT -5
FRIENDSHIP IS OK END OF STORY are these Bane lyrics? |
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López🎅🎄 on Dec 16, 2023 11:27:46 GMT -5
Sean should have their own VH1 dating show like Rock of Love tbh navigating the polyam world, slowly being integrated against my will. during the finale I activate monk mode 81!!!!! |
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Dec 16, 2023 12:12:48 GMT -5
Late to the party, but where can one find a blowjob machine? (Asking for a friend)
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Post by concealer on Dec 16, 2023 12:20:46 GMT -5
Citing this case in my defense when I’m on trial for complicated assault |
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Post by concealer on Dec 16, 2023 12:21:26 GMT -5
Late to the party, but where can one find a blowjob machine? (Asking for a friend) At your mom’s house (sorry) |
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Dec 16, 2023 12:22:49 GMT -5
Late to the party, but where can one find a blowjob machine? (Asking for a friend)  |
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Post by MMST3K on Dec 16, 2023 12:41:08 GMT -5
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Dec 16, 2023 12:50:45 GMT -5
navigating the polyam world, slowly being integrated against my will. during the finale I activate monk mode 81!!!!! (bestofalltime) |
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Post by tandoori jones on Dec 16, 2023 13:30:58 GMT -5
i have plenty of female friends i am not at all attracted to
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