Sorley Boy
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Post by Sorley Boy on Oct 24, 2023 10:16:38 GMT -5
Killary drowned him.
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Oct 24, 2023 10:22:17 GMT -5
what, did the chef have like redacted manifests about how much fried chicken and watermelon he ordered a month or somethin?
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Oct 24, 2023 10:40:28 GMT -5
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lil stormy
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Post by lil stormy on Oct 24, 2023 11:56:15 GMT -5
Trump just called dibs on being the first human to realize U.S. spells "us". And he's mad the media isn't giving him credit for his genius. The video is funny as shit.  |
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itii
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Post by itii on Oct 24, 2023 12:20:32 GMT -5
Dude just tried turning his literacy problem into a big brain epiphany
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AL
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365 party boy
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Post by AL on Oct 24, 2023 13:45:45 GMT -5
"if we think of something genius, they'll never say it."
think about how empowering that must feel for anyone hard-rocking
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agunrack
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Post by agunrack on Oct 24, 2023 13:53:43 GMT -5
Make Us Great Again
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Ass Dan
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Post by Ass Dan on Oct 24, 2023 13:56:52 GMT -5
Israel shoving their hand up the White House press secretaries ass and using her like a puppet.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 24, 2023 14:08:50 GMT -5
you guys stop and think that trump will def die in office and his vp is obvi going to be a subservient hard-rocker that will steer us into an even bigger shitshow?
its good to have things to look forward to.
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Oct 24, 2023 14:37:54 GMT -5
Barring some massive unforeseen fuckin' coronary (highly possible), they won't let Trump die. He probably gets weekly checkups/physicals at this point.
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Ted Mujint
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Post by Ted Mujint on Oct 24, 2023 14:45:50 GMT -5
Barring some massive unforeseen fuckin' coronary (highly possible), they won't let Trump die. He probably gets weekly checkups/physicals at this point. yeah they're gonna weekend at bernies his ass around like biden |
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Oct 24, 2023 14:48:03 GMT -5
That mofo eats greasy cheeseburgers and has long covid. Somethings gotta give.
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Oct 24, 2023 15:09:06 GMT -5
Nah, Trump’s not gonna die any time soon. He’ll definitely engage in some increasingly outlandish tactics to maintain longevity over the next few decades, though.
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Oct 24, 2023 15:11:08 GMT -5
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Oct 24, 2023 15:24:44 GMT -5
Nah, Trump’s not gonna die any time soon. He’ll definitely engage in some increasingly outlandish tactics to maintain longevity over the next few decades, though. We saw this with Truth Social and I think the next stop is definitely "Trump News Network" or something. Satellite news channel of some sort. |
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Oct 24, 2023 15:37:08 GMT -5
Nah, Trump’s not gonna die any time soon. He’ll definitely engage in some increasingly outlandish tactics to maintain longevity over the next few decades, though. We saw this with Truth Social and I think the next stop is definitely "Trump News Network" or something. Satellite news channel of some sort. Yeah, that but also I see him, like, buying into experimental transhumanist shit. Prostrate transplant or like some sort AI dementia assistance implant, etc. If he eventually becomes too feeble, it’ll just be Trump holograms and an AI generated voice n shit. |
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Oct 24, 2023 16:34:50 GMT -5
If he eventually becomes too feeble, it’ll just be Trump holograms and an AI generated voice n shit.  |
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boundforgloryhole
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Post by boundforgloryhole on Oct 24, 2023 16:59:51 GMT -5
Mark meadows got immunity
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johnny two cool
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Post by johnny two cool on Oct 24, 2023 17:13:58 GMT -5
It’s 2053, Trump emerges onto the stage to roaring and screeching applause. He appears to be catatonic except for his hand on a comically large remote. Trump raises and lowers his fist onto a button on the remote and a hologram appears beside him on stage.
“I can’t die, folks.”
the volume of the crowd swells.
“And frankly a lot of people want me dead but you can shoot me I will not die.”
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Oct 24, 2023 17:20:58 GMT -5
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mazzario
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Post by mazzario on Oct 24, 2023 19:05:47 GMT -5
incredible
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Chris
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Post by Chris on Oct 24, 2023 19:35:45 GMT -5
If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college. |
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AL
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Post by AL on Oct 24, 2023 19:54:52 GMT -5
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concealer
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if nastyy were a gigantic pussy
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Post by concealer on Oct 24, 2023 20:03:04 GMT -5
If he did indoor shrimp farming instead he’d own the entire McDonald’s company by now |
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Porch Honky
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Post by Porch Honky on Oct 24, 2023 20:18:46 GMT -5
Is that the new guy who posts on here?
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Percussionist Foster Grant
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on Oct 24, 2023 21:18:00 GMT -5
Congrats to Rep. Rivers Cuomo for the next speaker nomination.
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jimmyspudboy
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nice
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Post by jimmyspudboy on Oct 25, 2023 0:50:19 GMT -5
I've been reading "hard-right" as "hard-rocking" and it doesn't really change much.
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Post by sourtimes after dark 🎃 on Oct 25, 2023 11:01:22 GMT -5
I’m confused by this, does he think the space program ended in 1986? Like “Ah fuck, the Challenger exploded along with the entirety of NASA, I guess I’m going to follow my backup dream which is owning a McDonald’s franchise. Time to get to hog farmin’!” |
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itii
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Post by itii on Oct 25, 2023 11:13:19 GMT -5
I think he's saying he realized being an astronaut might be incredibly fucking dangerous and decided slop pigs as a coward instead.
Plenty of cowards out there owning franchises
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not Worship
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this is the very last thing i have ever read, gootbye
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Post by not Worship on Oct 25, 2023 11:25:10 GMT -5
still lowkey mad that nasa was recruiting biology people to go into space and didnt select me smh
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