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Post by djilo91 on Nov 13, 2018 16:23:47 GMT -5
It’s officially official. The worst fantasy draft pick of all time belongs to me and anyone else who picked bell #1. I picked David Johnson #1 last year and he got me almost as few points as Bell got you this season. I also picked Amari Cooper with the 2nd round pick and he was nearly as equally worthless. But just think, you'll be going up against Conner this week, you can experience first hand what it would have been like if you were smart and handcuffed him. David Johnson at least played in a game. Couldn’t even get that luxury. Also I’m almost positive that I did the TOBILL draft while walking around Philly and from the hotel bar so I wasn’t exactly on my handcuff game. |
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Post by heathenist on Nov 13, 2018 16:35:22 GMT -5
I picked David Johnson #1 last year and he got me almost as few points as Bell got you this season. I also picked Amari Cooper with the 2nd round pick and he was nearly as equally worthless. But just think, you'll be going up against Conner this week, you can experience first hand what it would have been like if you were smart and handcuffed him. David Johnson at least played in a game. Couldn’t even get that luxury. Also I’m almost positive that I did the TOBILL draft while walking around Philly and from the hotel bar so I wasn’t exactly on my handcuff game. In that case, if only you had been smart and taken Kamara you might be in first place right now. |
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Post by djilo91 on Nov 13, 2018 16:38:40 GMT -5
David Johnson at least played in a game. Couldn’t even get that luxury. Also I’m almost positive that I did the TOBILL draft while walking around Philly and from the hotel bar so I wasn’t exactly on my handcuff game. In that case, if only you had been smart and taken Kamara you might be in first place right now. I was born to suffer at fantasy football. My JPL championship was only to give me false hopes for the future seasons and it was actually 100% luck. |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 14, 2018 11:49:54 GMT -5
It’s officially official. The worst fantasy draft pick of all time belongs to me and anyone else who picked bell #1. Hyperbole or not, in no way, shape or form is this even close to the worst #1 pick of all time. I mean, y'all definitely got dicked on it, but... |
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Post by ryanakafvckyou on Nov 14, 2018 12:14:39 GMT -5
Who is a worse #1 overall pick than someone literally netted 0 fantasy points for the whole season? David Johnson at least you got you around 12 or 13 points last year in his one and only game if you were in a half point ppr league and like 9 points in standard.
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Post by ryanakafvckyou on Nov 14, 2018 12:16:25 GMT -5
The only way Lev Bell got you any value whatsoever is if you were crafty enough to trade him for ANYTHING when there were rumors of him reporting. I traded him for Marlon Mack in a pool about 2 weeks ago and I'm feeling good about that now.
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Post by djilo91 on Nov 14, 2018 12:36:07 GMT -5
It’s officially official. The worst fantasy draft pick of all time belongs to me and anyone else who picked bell #1. Hyperbole or not, in no way, shape or form is this even close to the worst #1 pick of all time. I mean, y'all definitely got dicked on it, but... He literally took 0 snaps. How could it possibly be worse. |
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Post by heathenist on Nov 14, 2018 14:29:46 GMT -5
Hyperbole or not, in no way, shape or form is this even close to the worst #1 pick of all time. I mean, y'all definitely got dicked on it, but... He literally took 0 snaps. How could it possibly be worse. He had trade value almost the entire season though. As a Conner owner I probably would have entertained offers for him up until the last few weeks just in case. After week one last year you had to drop DJ. |
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Post by heathenist on Nov 14, 2018 16:29:13 GMT -5
Damn, Tim is very committed to Gronk. Rolled with him his last two weeks through the injury and looks like he's gonna roll with him through the BYE as well.
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Post by itii on Nov 14, 2018 16:48:08 GMT -5
We're protesting until the recount is processed and jim k has been stripped of his undeserved w.
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Post by heathenist on Nov 14, 2018 16:50:40 GMT -5
We're protesting until the recount is processed and jim k has been stripped of his undeserved w. You're gonna protest yourself right on out of a bye week. |
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Post by djilo91 on Nov 14, 2018 16:50:49 GMT -5
He literally took 0 snaps. How could it possibly be worse. He had trade value almost the entire season though. As a Conner owner I probably would have entertained offers for him up until the last few weeks just in case. After week one last year you had to drop DJ. I’m too fucking dumb and stubborn to make trades. |
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Post by itii on Nov 14, 2018 17:29:03 GMT -5
We're protesting until the recount is processed and jim k has been stripped of his undeserved w. You're gonna protest yourself right on out of a bye week. Fuck a bye week. I got championships in spades. I will not stand idlely by and have my greatest accomplishment and legacy tarnished! 8 years, man! 8 years! |
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Post by thegreathambino on Nov 14, 2018 17:40:05 GMT -5
The only way Lev Bell got you any value whatsoever is if you were crafty enough to trade him for ANYTHING when there were rumors of him reporting. I traded him for Marlon Mack in a pool about 2 weeks ago and I'm feeling good about that now. Traded Lev Bell for Will Fuller. Was feeling really great about the trade until Fuller wen't and tore his ACL. At least he put up 18 points for me that game. |
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Post by heathenist on Nov 18, 2018 1:58:10 GMT -5
Two of the 3 teams tied for first in the obill are playing incomplete lineups. Wtf is that shit? Also Monkey is rostering 3 qbs. How are y’all so bad at this and still in first place? I even sent Monkey a very fair trade offer that would have allowed him to roster a full lineup this week and he turned down the first and so I sent another that he never responded to. Why are y’all so damn scared of trading?
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Post by itii on Nov 18, 2018 2:41:09 GMT -5
Two of the 3 teams tied for first in the obill are playing incomplete lineups. Wtf is that shit? Also Monkey is rostering 3 qbs. How are y’all so bad at this and still in first place? I even sent Monkey a very fair trade offer that would have allowed him to roster a full lineup this week and he turned down the first and so I sent another that he never responded to. Why are y’all so damn scared of trading? Maybe try not sucking for the first half the season before worrying about what other people are doing, Mr lucking into james connor made my chest swell. How many rings you got anyway? |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 18, 2018 6:02:33 GMT -5
Tim and I’s rivalry is greater than the championship
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Post by heathenist on Nov 18, 2018 11:03:24 GMT -5
Two of the 3 teams tied for first in the obill are playing incomplete lineups. Wtf is that shit? Also Monkey is rostering 3 qbs. How are y’all so bad at this and still in first place? I even sent Monkey a very fair trade offer that would have allowed him to roster a full lineup this week and he turned down the first and so I sent another that he never responded to. Why are y’all so damn scared of trading? Maybe try not sucking for the first half the season before worrying about what other people are doing, Mr lucking into james connor made my chest swell. How many rings you got anyway? Lucking into Conner? It’s called paying attention. It’s not like I was trying to get someone else and accidentally clicked his name instead. And Conner has won me exactly one game so far. Every other win has been a blowout that I could have won whether I started him or not. And I think it’s a stretch to say I sucked in the beginning of the season, my first four game average score was 119.5, I just happened to play teams who averaged 135. And man, you gotta stop leaning on the past and start paying attention to this season. |
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Post by itii on Nov 18, 2018 13:02:02 GMT -5
And man, you gotta stop leaning on the past and start paying attention to this season. This is what people with no accomplishments or success say. And you definitely lucked into dj being a halfwit and not handcuffing his foa pick that was holding out turning into a top 5 back. And if you don't think he's important and your teams that great, i fucking dare you to bench him in the playoffs. |
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Post by heathenist on Nov 18, 2018 19:01:57 GMT -5
And man, you gotta stop leaning on the past and start paying attention to this season. This is what people with no accomplishments or success say. And you definitely lucked into dj being a halfwit and not handcuffing his foa pick that was holding out turning into a top 5 back. And if you don't think he's important and your teams that great, i fucking dare you to bench him in the playoffs. I obviously think he makes my team better, I'm just saying that it's silly to act like he is the only reason my team has been performing well. I had a really good draft and then picked up a few key players off the waivers. That's why my team has being doing well, not because of a single player. |
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Post by heathenist on Nov 18, 2018 23:29:53 GMT -5
Fucking garbage time Diggs giving Dildo a chance if Mahomes just has an average game tomorrow.
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Post by itii on Nov 18, 2018 23:33:32 GMT -5
Fucking garbage time Diggs giving Dildo a chance if Mahomes just has an average game tomorrow. Mahomes2hill |
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Post by heathenist on Nov 19, 2018 21:55:05 GMT -5
Welp, looks like I’m gonna get Mahomes’d this week, and Butler missing PATs ain’t gonna help at all.
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Post by djilo91 on Nov 19, 2018 21:56:13 GMT -5
Welp, looks like I’m gonna get Mahomes’d this week, and Butler missing PATs ain’t gonna help at all. Still a long way too go |
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Nov 19, 2018 22:01:41 GMT -5
end last night up by almost 50 with TG3 left
.......they have Hill, Kelce & Woods smh
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Nov 19, 2018 23:08:36 GMT -5
fucking kill me
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Post by heathenist on Nov 19, 2018 23:17:29 GMT -5
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Post by heathenist on Nov 19, 2018 23:39:27 GMT -5
God. Damnit. Fuck Patrick Mahomes forever.
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Post by heathenist on Nov 19, 2018 23:40:36 GMT -5
And fuck Diggs in his bullshit garbage time scoring ass too.
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Post by itii on Nov 19, 2018 23:55:18 GMT -5
Fucking garbage time Diggs giving Dildo a chance if Mahomes just has an average game tomorrow. Mahomes2hill |
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