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Post by heathenist on Nov 19, 2018 23:58:50 GMT -5
I just need Mahomes to throw 4 more interceptions.
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Post by itii on Nov 20, 2018 0:37:31 GMT -5
Two of the 3 teams tied for first in the obill are playing incomplete lineups. Wtf is that shit?  |
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Post by heathenist on Nov 20, 2018 1:16:44 GMT -5
Two of the 3 teams tied for first in the obill are playing incomplete lineups. Wtf is that shit? Good for you, you beat another team playing an incomplete lineup, and y’all were both bailed out of your shitty weeks by one player putting up ridiculous unsustainable points. The only reason I didn’t outscore both of you is because of stupid last minute tinkering on my part. |
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Post by heathenist on Nov 20, 2018 1:18:56 GMT -5
And don’t get me wrong, I was actually rooting for you to win because now I’m still only one game back from having a bye week.
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Post by djilo91 on Nov 20, 2018 9:36:31 GMT -5
God. Damnit. Fuck Patrick Mahomes forever. Lolololololol |
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Post by heathenist on Nov 20, 2018 10:55:09 GMT -5
The Rams defense put up 20 points despite having 51 points scored on them.
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Post by heathenist on Nov 23, 2018 10:32:08 GMT -5
Amari Cooper fucking up Tim’s life this week. He said fuck your turkey and wen't HAM.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2018 11:05:12 GMT -5
The Corgis championship game in the OB9L is today
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Post by Popcorn Sutton on Nov 25, 2018 11:53:59 GMT -5
Djax or dj Moore? Ppr.
I hate that I have barber, brieda, and Lindsay on the bench and have to play one of these guys but it’s part of the game I guess.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 25, 2018 16:09:33 GMT -5
TIM HOLD MY DICKKKKKKK
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Post by itii on Nov 26, 2018 23:03:24 GMT -5
Sean Peyton and Bill obrien do not care about my fantasy team.
Fuck those guys.
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Post by heathenist on Nov 26, 2018 23:08:39 GMT -5
Sean Peyton and Bill obrien do not care about my fantasy team. Fuck those guys. Tough week. Go 0-2 to James K and now you’re in a must win game next week if you want the bye. But just think about the bright side, if you had started any of the active players on your bench you probably would have won this week. |
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Post by itii on Nov 26, 2018 23:16:24 GMT -5
Sean Peyton and Bill obrien do not care about my fantasy team. Fuck those guys. Tough week. Go 0-2 to James K and now you’re in a must win game next week if you want the bye. But just think about the bright side, if you had started any of the active players on your bench you probably would have won this week. Unless it had been gronk, but good good lookin out.🤗 |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2018 9:03:07 GMT -5
Wow, it’s been a tough season. Starting 0-6, running 5-1 but this season now celebrates the exorcism of some demons. The Amazing Corgis have extinguished the corgique finally. 7 of the most haunted seasons have been spent in fear of the seemingly inevitable defeat to Tim but no longer. The Corgis have so many people to thank for their contributions toward the wins against Tim.
1. God - for reminding the Corgis there’s someone out there looking after us
2. All of the team that beat the Corgis weeks 1-6 giving us favorable waiver wire positions
3. Aaron Jones - for making the most of his sparse carries
4. Maron Mack - for being the first good Indy RB in a decade
5. Jon Gruden - for trading Amari Cooper
6. Tim - for his sage choices to drop his best players for god knows what reason
WE DID IT YALL
BISCUITS FOR EVERYONE
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Post by itii on Nov 28, 2018 15:14:00 GMT -5
Weeks 10 and 12 will be stricken from the record book upon winning my fourth title this year.
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Post by Untalented Elvis Costello on Nov 28, 2018 15:44:06 GMT -5
WAR MONKEY
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2018 16:12:12 GMT -5
Tim, you and I both know this year’s title will mean nothing to you. The streak is over. You’ve failed. You’ve tasted defeat at my hands (twice). There’s nothing left
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Post by itii on Nov 28, 2018 16:16:53 GMT -5
Tim, you and I both know this year’s title will mean nothing to you. The streak is over. You’ve failed. You’ve tasted defeat at my hands (twice). There’s nothing left Didn't happen. Alvin Kamara would never score only 9 points in a game and 2018 Amari Cooper would never score 40. This shit is rigged and will be rectified. The corgique is a goddamned national institution! |
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Post by Deleted on Nov 28, 2018 16:46:52 GMT -5
So was democracy
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Post by itii on Nov 28, 2018 17:11:30 GMT -5
Okay... So you're Trump... Alex is the russian state... and Trey is a maga hatter... It's all becoming so clear!
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Post by heathenist on Nov 28, 2018 20:27:11 GMT -5
Okay... So you're Trump... Alex is the russian state... and Trey is a maga hatter... It's all becoming so clear! I’m Bernie Sanders, clearly the best, but doomed to lose anyways. |
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Post by snoopywoodstock on Nov 29, 2018 3:09:13 GMT -5
Okay... So you're Trump... Alex is the russian state... and Trey is a maga hatter... It's all becoming so clear! where the fuck are your commas?!?!?! HUH |
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Post by snoopywoodstock on Nov 29, 2018 3:09:51 GMT -5
p.s.
James K i'm going to bob and weave through your team Sunday. Don't you dare stop me from going to the playoffs
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Post by heathenist on Nov 30, 2018 3:22:55 GMT -5
Not that Dallas was a great matchup, but for fucks sake I can never make the right start/sit decision with Ingram. At least Brees stunk it up as well.
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Post by heathenist on Nov 30, 2018 22:54:36 GMT -5
Goddamnit Derek, this is the second time you beat me to Thebes waiver wire by like half an hour.
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Post by snoopywoodstock on Nov 30, 2018 23:07:55 GMT -5
Ware was chilling on the WW for a couple hours now!! But always a pleasure doing business against ya ;)
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Post by heathenist on Nov 30, 2018 23:10:21 GMT -5
Ware was chilling on the WW for a couple hours now!! But always a pleasure doing business against ya ;) I hadn’t seen the Hunt news until I got home from the gym and got out of the drippini. Immediately wen't to the app and saw that you grabbed him. Good on ya I guess. Adam shoulda had him handcuffed weeks ago honestly. |
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Post by itii on Dec 1, 2018 3:42:06 GMT -5
Ware was chilling on the WW for a couple hours now!! But always a pleasure doing business against ya ;) I hadn’t seen the Hunt news until I got home from the gym and got out of the drippini. Cool brag, bruh. Maybe you should have named your team "all around balanced life." |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 1, 2018 10:30:29 GMT -5
Bill Belichick couldn't have waited until after fantasy football playoffs were over to leak that damn tape?
I have Chubb, Lindsay and Coleman ready to go, though. And Blount as a last resort.
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Post by heathenist on Dec 2, 2018 23:35:44 GMT -5
Of course in the most important game in the regular season I score 149 points and lose. Fuck Mark Ingram’s bum ass forever. Fuck Christian McCaffery, Tahrik Cohen, and Travis Kelce for good measure too.
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