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Post by flyingwhales on Feb 17, 2021 8:34:18 GMT -5
Today's the big day. I've been testing negative on home tests for like 9 days now so I'm confident. Only shitty part is not knowing my test results. Idk how long it'll take and whether or not I'll know my results first-hand; I feel like all I'll know is if I test positive/diluted my new employer will tell me. I don't want to just start work not knowing for sure if I might have to go test again.
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Feb 17, 2021 12:54:12 GMT -5
smoking a bowl. rn to send you good vibes
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jaredfromsubway
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Post by jaredfromsubway on Feb 17, 2021 15:11:08 GMT -5
Quick Fix synthetic piss actually works according to a few friends who have used it.
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flyingwhales
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Post by flyingwhales on Feb 17, 2021 17:07:43 GMT -5
Yeah my friends dad gave me a long list of instructions he uses for drug tests with a website for synthetic urine and a couple different fake dicks to use, I didn’t wanna go through the trouble of using hand warmers and shit to make it the right temp and the potential for being caught. However I took the test today and was allowed to give my sample within the privacy of a bathroom and no one watching my dick, so using fake/someone else’s pee would’ve been easy to get away with. They’re fedexing my pee pee to the Midwest to get tested which should take 1-2 days for my results. I was reading that if it comes up negative/diluted then they’re required to call me first and have me give an explanation if I’m on any prescriptions. In my case, I’ve been drinking a ton of water trying to pass both this drug test and a kidney stone. I don’t think my pee was that diluted, it was yellow in the cup and I’m not drinking THAT much water, but if it comes up I have a legit excuse. I’m 99% sure I’m in the clear but I don’t wanna smoke until I know for certain because I’m like that, so the next week will be lame
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Feb 18, 2021 23:28:27 GMT -5
I just smoked some new shit I got from my sister, and I am insanely high. It's called ... uh, hold on a second, let me check ... "Apple Fritter," which I'm sure is just some upstate mids bullshit, but this is some powerful upstate mids bullshit. I am loving life at the moment.
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used condom
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Post by used condom on Feb 19, 2021 0:31:21 GMT -5
once, i had to take a urine analysis for a job
but i was way too into staying weeded to neglect that aspect of my life
plus, i needed a gig, and quick
so i hit the head shop and copped some fake piss
smuggled it into the mobile drug testing wagon
wen't to deliver the load into the cup, great, everything successful so far
there are signs all around this piss hut that read
"DO NOT PLACE CUP ON BACK OF TOILET"
so what i do? put that piss cup on the toilet
and what happens? it immediately tips over and spills fake piss all over this bathroom
i only have a tiny qty of fake pee to spare
so i squirt it in the cup (im in this bathroom for SO long)
and top it off with some of papa's own.
i exit the washroom and this dude checks the pee
takes his litmus strip
*dip*
and he muscle memory dumps the piss combo
he reads the strip, says 'hmm, test is reading inconclusive.. and i just dumped the sample'
'i don't have to pee any more' i whisper
'well its your lucky day' the piss tester sighs
got the job, quit one week later
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Cholo Molester
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Post by Cholo Molester on Feb 19, 2021 0:34:36 GMT -5
I'm on my nightly routine of sipping natural wine and smoking a blunt. Gonna watch some public access TV shit on YouTube till I pass out.
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Ese Ese
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Post by Ese Ese on Feb 19, 2021 0:41:38 GMT -5
That fake pee stuff works as long as you're not an idiot. It rules..
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Post by nastyy on Feb 19, 2021 0:52:02 GMT -5
Used fake piss once and it worked like a charm, came with like a heated jock strap device to wear. Shit was tight
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Post by Ese Ese on Feb 19, 2021 0:52:59 GMT -5
Yup kept the whole sack nice and warm, was a very nice perk
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Feb 19, 2021 9:02:59 GMT -5
Used fake piss once and it worked like a charm, came with like a heated jock strap device to wear. Shit was tight LOL! There is nothing more creative than a pothead trying to pass a piss test. I've got a new batch of green butter in the Sous Vide bath. 3 more hours until. it's ready. In the meantime I just had 8g of the last batch smothered on a slice of toast. |
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Feb 22, 2021 12:27:01 GMT -5
Just made a grilled cheese and veggie bologna sandwich using green butter. I've been smoking for 30 years now so I'm trying to experiment more with edibles and stop inhaling shit into my aging lungs.
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RIP RIDE!!!
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Post by RIP RIDE!!! on Feb 22, 2021 17:14:45 GMT -5
Just made a grilled cheese and veggie bologna sandwich using green butter. I've been smoking for 30 years now so I'm trying to experiment more with edibles and stop inhaling shit into my aging lungs. i liked this cuz i wish i had something edible, but i wanted to dislike cuz that sandwich sounds kind of gross.
currently smoking Alaskan Purple. some of the darkest nugs i've seen.
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Post by xpatx on Feb 22, 2021 17:40:16 GMT -5
wen't to the gym, ran some errands and then picked up 2 indicas and a hybrid from the dispensary. Did my grownup shit for the day, time to roll one or 3.
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Feb 22, 2021 17:42:18 GMT -5
Still feeling the dense nuggs of fat buds from around 9:30 this morning, but I'm going on my friends' podcast in about an hour and I'm bringing a couple of edibles.
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Post by Cholo Molester on Feb 22, 2021 17:54:53 GMT -5
I’m currently moving so I’ve been faded since 11 am just packing. It feels good to get rid of shit.
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Post by Ese Ese on Feb 22, 2021 17:57:05 GMT -5
I feel like shit, in the middle of a breakup, having a dense nuggs of fat buds buffet. True loser shit, baby
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Post by Cholo Molester on Feb 22, 2021 18:23:33 GMT -5
I feel like shit, in the middle of a breakup, having a dense nuggs of fat buds buffet. True loser shit, baby Sorry to hear that, vato. BiL is here for you. |
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Post by xpatx on Feb 22, 2021 20:07:13 GMT -5
I feel like shit, in the middle of a breakup, having a dense nuggs of fat buds buffet. True loser shit, baby That ain’t loser shit, you good <3 |
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RIP RIDE!!!
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Post by RIP RIDE!!! on Feb 23, 2021 7:47:54 GMT -5
I feel like shit, in the middle of a breakup, having a dense nuggs of fat buds buffet. True loser shit, baby better than drinking, moochacho |
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RIP RIDE!!!
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Post by RIP RIDE!!! on Feb 23, 2021 7:51:33 GMT -5
Just made a grilled cheese and veggie bologna sandwich using green butter. I've been smoking for 30 years now so I'm trying to experiment more with edibles and stop inhaling shit into my aging lungs. the keto craze inspired me to throw it in my coffee last time i had some. it's tasty and hits fast |
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Post by escapedfromthevalley on Feb 23, 2021 8:50:31 GMT -5
I don't know if I could handle 8g of butter in my coffee, though I've had others tell me they do the same with coconut oil. Maybe I'll try making that next.
Last night to continue my 24 hour no smoking run, I made a breakfast sandwich and I fried up the hash brown in green butter. I think I could get used to this. The second high hit faster and harder for sure. Wish I'd ingested it before 7:30pm though.
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RIP RIDE!!!
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Post by RIP RIDE!!! on Feb 23, 2021 13:19:57 GMT -5
I don't know if I could handle 8g of butter in my coffee, though I've had others tell me they do the same with coconut oil. Maybe I'll try making that next. Last night to continue my 24 hour no smoking run, I made a breakfast sandwich and I fried up the hash brown in green butter. I think I could get used to this. The second high hit faster and harder for sure. Wish I'd ingested it before 7:30pm though. can't you make more concentrated butter? then you wouldn't have to consume so much. i don't need that much so i just used a Tbl spoon or two.
i've thrown a pile of butter in a pot of spaghetti sauce. it obviously doesn't blend well, but i had a large amount and it was the best option.
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Post by xpatx on Feb 24, 2021 1:36:33 GMT -5
It’s sleeting out, gf is asleep, booting up call of duty and rolling a J
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Post by Chili’s Defence force (CDF) on Feb 24, 2021 2:10:39 GMT -5
Smokin Pineapple Express watching Pineapple Express eating pineapple no joke
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Post by xpatx on Feb 24, 2021 5:16:26 GMT -5
Smokin Pineapple Express watching Pineapple Express eating pineapple no joke You just hit the high-fecta |
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Post by F.F Woodycooks on Feb 24, 2021 6:57:48 GMT -5
was the movie named after a real strain or did the strain come after the movie?
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RIP RIDE!!!
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Post by RIP RIDE!!! on Feb 24, 2021 20:07:25 GMT -5
was the movie named after a real strain or did the strain come after the movie? i heard the movie came first. |
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Post by used condom on Feb 24, 2021 21:03:15 GMT -5
movie came first, issa gimmick strain
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NUKE THE INTERNET
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Post by NUKE THE INTERNET on Feb 24, 2021 23:02:54 GMT -5
So fucking blazed right now. Time for Ben and Jerome's soon, because I'm a caricature slob right now.
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