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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 7, 2021 13:12:57 GMT -5
Mustard fuckin rocks. For the past few months in particular, I’ve been on a very serious kick. It started with being inspired by Gary from juvenile Mom 2 (RIPIP) and his respect for Chinese mustard. Because of him and my lack of access to Chinese mustard, I bought a box of 500 packets and it’s almost gone. Since then, I’ve purchased other kinds of spicy (and sweet) mustards and they’re all beautiful. Clevo style spicy brown ballpark mustard is the best mustard for a hot dog. Let’s go. Mustard baybeeee
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 7, 2021 13:13:32 GMT -5
I’ve been tossing it with popcorn recently. It SLAPS. good thread
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Post by first two mins of Stranglehold on May 7, 2021 13:17:46 GMT -5
Big mustard boi over here. This has been my go-to yellow mustard for awhile:
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Post by BIL Security Team Alpha on May 7, 2021 13:17:52 GMT -5
anything but french's yellow mustard.
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 7, 2021 13:23:52 GMT -5
Hell ye. Bump. I want a soft pretzel x mustard crossover
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Post by not Worship on May 7, 2021 13:58:34 GMT -5
My goyf just picked up a taragon mustard that got me actin strange
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Post by Tstigz on May 7, 2021 13:58:35 GMT -5
Mustard is dope
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Post by leftbeef on May 7, 2021 14:05:34 GMT -5
Can you get Yi Pin mustard in a bottle or is it packets only? 1 packet per egg roll is stingy, I wanna dunk them.
Also shouts to mustard in general for being a good emulsifier for vinaigrettes as well as a good stand-alone condiment. And also for mixing delightfully with honey.
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Post by not Worship on May 7, 2021 14:06:57 GMT -5
I’ve been tossing it with popcorn recently. It SLAPS. good thread stipulate to that
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 7, 2021 14:44:48 GMT -5
I make popcorn in the big pot. Take it off heat, sprinkle salt, squirt some mustard on, shake it vigorously, eat with chopsticks
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Post by Percussionist Foster Grant on May 7, 2021 14:47:37 GMT -5
Incredibly underrated condiment. Fond memories of going to A&W as a kid, getting a corndog and slathering the fucker in mustard.
With that said, there are few things fouler than smelling mustard when you're not eating it. Like, if you've got some on a plate near you and it starts drying? GTFOH mustard smell.
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Post by immortalrites on May 7, 2021 14:52:57 GMT -5
ingelhoffer stone ground rocks
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 7, 2021 14:53:00 GMT -5
You need a mustard (nose) plug lol get it
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Post by not Worship on May 7, 2021 14:54:26 GMT -5
Incredibly underrated condiment. Fond memories of going to A&W as a kid, getting a corndog and slathering the fucker in mustard. With that said, there are few things fouler than smelling mustard when you're not eating it. Like, if you've got some on a plate near you and it starts drying? GTFOH mustard smell. I was gifted a truffle mustard once and the fuckin STENCH on that thing was unbearable
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Post by immortalrites on May 7, 2021 14:55:02 GMT -5
Can you get Yi Pin mustard in a bottle or is it packets only? dunno about Yi Pin specifically but Beaver makes a good Chinese mustard you can find in most supermarkets
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Post by Sorley Boy on May 7, 2021 14:55:27 GMT -5
Soft pretzels/Dijon mustard/six pack = OHY
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Post by mikext on May 7, 2021 14:57:21 GMT -5
mustard rocks. my latest go-to:
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2021 15:17:30 GMT -5
mustard, in my apinion, is something that is so good.
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Osama Vinladen Jiménez López
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 7, 2021 15:30:13 GMT -5
mustard, in my apinion, is something that is so good. Yes! Almost exactly what I’m sayn
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Post by Tstigz on May 7, 2021 16:55:53 GMT -5
Hard agree
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Post by patdog on May 7, 2021 17:02:33 GMT -5
Thread cuts the mustard, top-tier condiment
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 7, 2021 17:09:06 GMT -5
Just placed a fresh order of mustard packets (fuck the environment)
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 7, 2021 17:19:37 GMT -5
mustard rocks. my latest go-to: I wanna go down on this mustard
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Post by lalanointed on May 7, 2021 17:39:03 GMT -5
I fuck with spicy mustard heavy. I wann3try this cranberry honey mustard i saw at the supermarket.
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Post by 2006 Gucci Mane on May 7, 2021 17:41:45 GMT -5
ingelhoffer stone ground rocks Co-sighned.
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Post by Bussy Drippens on May 7, 2021 17:44:32 GMT -5
you haven't mustarded until you've slathered bustwells muffle trustard on every fucking thing texas prison museum
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Post by malaiseforever on May 7, 2021 18:31:08 GMT -5
you haven't mustarded until you've slathered bustwells muffle trustard on every fucking thing texas prison museumThat label says "in collectible drinkware." Are people drinking mustard? This thread indicates yes. Unpopular apinion: I'll fuck with French's yellow fart squirts too.
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Post by accidentalcharm on May 7, 2021 18:37:04 GMT -5
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Post by first two mins of Stranglehold on May 7, 2021 18:41:40 GMT -5
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Post by indoubt on May 7, 2021 18:44:19 GMT -5
Damn i feel like any mustard i post in this thread is gonna be judged.
Safe to say i love my ass some mustard.
Any and all kinds.
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