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Post by vomitponx on May 7, 2021 18:47:49 GMT -5
i like whole grain mustard. grey poupon is good too
i only put mustard on my hot dogs and hamburgers. do not need ketchup messing up the taste
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Post by wheelienelson on May 7, 2021 19:06:29 GMT -5
Top 3 condiment, without a doubt
Mustard cooked with fish, green beans etc is also a heavenly combo
Can’t forget about mustard vinaigrette salad dressings
Really can’t go wrong
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Post by chaospouch on May 7, 2021 20:47:49 GMT -5
mustard, in my apinion, is something that is so good. You always have such great apinions man, love it
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Post by chaospouch on May 7, 2021 20:49:01 GMT -5
i like whole grain mustard. grey poupon is good too i only put mustard on my hot dogs and hamburgers. do not need ketchup messing up the taste Anti ketchup Cannot think of a single culinary instance where ketchup is an acceptable condiment
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Post by indoubt on May 7, 2021 20:57:33 GMT -5
i like whole grain mustard. grey poupon is good too i only put mustard on my hot dogs and hamburgers. do not need ketchup messing up the taste Anti ketchup Cannot think of a single culinary instance where ketchup is an acceptable condiment You ever eat french fries? Apparently not.
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Post by chaospouch on May 7, 2021 21:00:37 GMT -5
French fry condiments in order of dankness:
1. Mayonnaise 2. Malt vinegar 3. Cheese curds
28. Ketchup
Also fuck potatoes
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Post by landoftalk on May 7, 2021 21:00:48 GMT -5
I hate mustard lol
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Post by landoftalk on May 7, 2021 21:01:20 GMT -5
Wait do you not eat ketchup on your scrambled eggs?
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Post by landoftalk on May 7, 2021 21:01:40 GMT -5
MAYONNAISE.
I’ll see myself out 🤢
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Post by chaospouch on May 7, 2021 21:01:40 GMT -5
Forgot #4, gravy
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Post by chaospouch on May 7, 2021 21:02:06 GMT -5
Wait do you not eat ketchup on your scrambled eggs? No because I’m not 6 years old
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Post by chaospouch on May 7, 2021 21:02:57 GMT -5
Said it once, say it a thousand times: ketchup = childs condiment
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2021 21:03:39 GMT -5
imagine replying 3 times in a row and they’re all bad posts
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2021 21:03:56 GMT -5
not chaospouch
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2021 21:04:59 GMT -5
ketchup on eggs, warm milk in a bottle, and apple sauce. breakfast of champs.
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Post by chaospouch on May 7, 2021 21:05:40 GMT -5
ketchup on eggs, warm milk in a bottle, and apple sauce. breakfast of champs. Stop or you’ll make Sean hungry
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Post by indoubt on May 7, 2021 21:06:12 GMT -5
If ketchup isnt on my bacon egg and cheese, im askin for a refund.
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Post by chaospouch on May 7, 2021 21:08:33 GMT -5
I’m just gonna throw this out there: name a McDonald’s breakfast sandwich that comes with ketchup
Even big corporations know it’s not good and they pedal straight trash as a business model
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Post by djilo91 on May 7, 2021 21:10:00 GMT -5
French fry condiments in order of dankness: 1. Mayonnaise 2. Malt vinegar 3. Cheese curds 28. Ketchup Also fuck potatoes Cheese curds is a condiment?
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Post by chaospouch on May 7, 2021 21:11:05 GMT -5
Yeah they can be
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Post by vomitponx on May 7, 2021 21:13:36 GMT -5
ketchup is literally just red high fructose corn syrup
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Post by djilo91 on May 7, 2021 21:15:02 GMT -5
Hmmm, interesting. I wouldn’t consider something you can eat on it’s own a condiment. But that’s just me. In poutine I’d consider the gravy as the only condiment
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Post by meatballmaniac on May 7, 2021 22:23:05 GMT -5
I posted this in another mustard thread, but I’ll give it another shot, plus I’m horny: a few years back I ran into a smoked mustard that tasted like god cumming in my mouth. Does anybody know of this?
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Post by somemistakes on May 7, 2021 22:34:01 GMT -5
I put it on a cheese omelette and everyone think I'm nuts. I also just randomly dip vegetables in it since I'm not big on ranch.
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Post by first two mins of Stranglehold on May 7, 2021 23:12:05 GMT -5
My dad dips his steak in ketchup and I openly ridicule him for this every time he does it, but he is admittedly a G and doesn't give a fuck.
Anyway it's a garbage condiment for illiterates. Mustard forever.
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Post by Deleted on May 7, 2021 23:37:29 GMT -5
Incredibly underrated condiment. Fond memories of going to A&W as a kid, getting a corndog and slathering the fucker in mustard. With that said, there are few things fouler than smelling mustard when you're not eating it. Like, if you've got some on a plate near you and it starts drying? GTFOH mustard smell. I knew u was a nerd
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Post by not Worship on May 7, 2021 23:45:06 GMT -5
Bitch u aint no nerd?
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Post by not Worship on May 7, 2021 23:51:00 GMT -5
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on May 7, 2021 23:51:33 GMT -5
I pop corn
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Post by Osama Vinladen Jiménez López on Sept 8, 2021 19:10:24 GMT -5
It’s so good dude
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